Misc Quotes 1-500

Misc Quotes

Aaaand miscellaneous quotes--those that don't fit into the OOC or RP lists.

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1. "I say we should all sing...and get totally sloshed! w00t, b00ze!" -- Archmage
2. "Real love is when she gets out the rawhide." -- Archmage
3. "TYPE DEMONS!" -- Spleen
4. "beer does look dangerously and uncanily like urine although i have never seen fizzy urine....yet...." -- KraKeN
5. "Love is when 72 billion monkeys steal a porsche and drive it off a cliff." -- SuperRube
6. "Love is an intricate dance of lewd comments and biting." -- Lord McBastard
7. "Alcohol is good for everything." -- Banjooie
8. "LET'S ALL RUN FREE, NAKED, AND DRUNK!" -- Shiranai
9. "I mean we post like, as you know, rabid wombats." -- Nekogami
10. "Spammers are people too." -- SuperRube
11. "And then the pixies of doom ate her brain. It was very tragic." -- White Knight
12. "For my next trick, I shall be crushing the hopes and dreams of the innocent!" -- SuperRube
13. "You coward! You'd leave a pregnant man to suffer!?" -- Nekogami
14. "Oh dear god. Staniel's a furry." -- Kotoki
15. "Onnaaaa!!! OUTTAMYHEAD!!!" - Shadow Watcher
16. "O_O AHH! CHEMISTRY IS ATTACKING AHHH!" - LadyDragonClawsEDW
17. "Well.. I have clueless stare down to a fine art ^___^" -- Choark
18. "Now, face my most fearsome technique! FLAIL ABOUT RANDOMLY!!!" -- White Knight
19. "Alas, pants. I knew them well." -- Kotoki
20. "Fetuses ROCK this WORLD! RAAR!" -- Choark
21. "O__o;;; WE'RE ALL #$@# NUTS, SPADOOOGLE!!!!!!!!" -- FF Fanatic 80
22. "Upgrade complete. Please reboot your ass" -- Squintz Altec
23. "Super Fluffy Ninja Kitty.... HIDE!!!" -- Nakibe
24. "Remember, kids, skulk 3 times a day so you can grow up and be a big and STRONG demon." -- Nakibe
25. "I lurk because I care." -- SuperRube
26. "Cuteness is CUTE!" -- SALSAlys
27. "Someone set up us the goddamn tables." -- Archmage144
28. "i think i'll give spoon raping a miss this time thanks" -- The Original Darras
29. "Oh yeah...ya see, ninja are totally sweet, they make people want to crap their pants. They can also get super pissed and swallow frisbees, and kick things in the face. This all helps contribute to TEH REAL ULTIMATE POWER!" -- FlamingDeth
30. "Sanity is where the pants go on your legs, not your head." -- Crawling Reshiki
31. "If it smells like a discussion, walks like a discussion, and talks like a discussion.. it's a.. duck" -- Crawling Reshiki
32. "There's a difference between natural immaturity...and flaming hormonal idiocy." -- Rydia
33. "*Dilute them bloodlines! Make Hitler roll in his grave!*" -- Uncle Pervy
34. "We should only wear pants on our heads you conformist bastard!" -- Vulture
35. "9 out of 10 lurkers agree.... this is a good place to be." -- Nakibe
36. "...damn, this is one sexy posticon." -- FlamingDeth
37. "*Pickled Genitals area good conversation piece when placed upon your mantle*" -- Uncle Pervy
38. "*pulls a d20 out of his bag* Within my hands, I hold fate itself! The tapestry of creation is mine to command!!! RAWR!" -- THE GM, Archmage
39. "Hey! No cow sex! Bad bad Pervy!" -- Taiar
40. "Friends don't let friends inflict character death" -- LadyDragonClawsEDW
41. "GENERALIZATIONS = BAD FOO" -- XIIIRedXIII
42. "This...is insanity gone insane, while drinking the insanity shake and playing Ping Pong of Doom while eating the chips of Madness. o_o" -- SquintzAltec
43. "Spiffy. My ass has been deleted." -- Kadrin
44. "Right. I hereby declare nachos to be Swiss Army food. Ya know, because they're so versatile...or something." -- FlamingDeth
45. "NO SPOONS PLZKTHX" -- Archmage
46. "I want to be unique like everbody else" -- FlamingDeth
47. "This'll be more fun than shoving a monkey into a clear-plastic ball and forcing it to roll around crazy thin-line mazes to collect bannanas!" -- BrainWalker
48. "TAKE THAT TESTOSTERONE!" -- LadyDragonClawsEDW
49. "My god, you look EXACTLY like someone that I CAN'T REMEMBER!!!" -- BrainWalker
50. "Half elves? Uh oh, they are eaten by Dragons, we call them Dwagon Kibble here..." -- Lord McBastard
51. "insanity= wtf raised to the x power" -- Nekogami
52. "See a doctor before equipping any magical item or changing your diet." GreatDave
53. "Well if I can't be active, I can at least be naked." -- Shiranai
54. "Goodbye, and stop breaking the laws of physics for God's sake." -- Namagomi
55. "I love my parents... BECAUSE I DON'T LIVE WITH THEM ANYMORE! " -- SuperRube
56. "*Today's important Lesson. Dragongirls Bite. Nekojin nip*" -- UnclePervy
57. "What the fuck? That like, defies some sort of law or some shit!" -- BrainWalker
58. "Welcome to the board. Hope you have an enjoyable stay, please keep your arms, legs, spleens, livers and other vital organs inside the vehicle at all times." -- Koneko
59. "RAWR! FEAR MY UTERUS!" -- LadydragonclawsEDW
60. "I spent 3 hours wondering 'Hey, I'm drunk, what should I do now'" -- Banjooie
61. "It's better than a pile of Jesus!" -- Kotoki
62. "Yes, a little stabber a day keeps the doctor away." -- Nakibe
63. "I SMASHIES....in a very intellectual manner" -- Banjooie
64. "MY WANG IS BIGGER THAN YOUR WANG OMG" -- Banjooie
65. "So I was like 'hang on, I'm moving at a perfectly reasonable speed for your average archmage!'" -- Archmage
66. "Anybody have any valuables? It's been several hours since I pillaged anything!" -- UnclePervy (Disco Funk Railroad to DestructionNick Shogun)
67. "YOU! The big, injust, green guy with the perplexed look!!" -- Mikan (2 Sugoi, Nekogami)
68. "Yes. I am an assaholic. I am addicted to the ass." -- EKDS5k
69. "NINJA RABBI, USE YOUR SHURIKEN DREYDALS! " -- Ajil6
70. "According to statistics, yes...Everyone has one testicle and one breast." -- Archmage144
71. "DIA IS BANNED FOR HAVING MORE POSTS THAN GOD." -- Zemyla
72. "I'm KING lesbian." -- Adam
73. "course...driving drunk while on camel kills more people than shark attacks. I think" -- Ash Fanrico
74. "First teaching of the black mages: Let the idiots stand in front of you so they get hit instead." -- Jak Snide
75. "...if I'm wrong I'll just redo something till I get it wrong." -- GameStar7
76. "Oh, those kooky deities! Always turning themselves into random animals and boinking mortals!" -- White Knight Delta
77. "Oh, I thought you were trying to make a witty pun, but you were actually being a dumbass!" -- Priam
78. "Would that un-Jew you?" -- Archmage144
79. "LUKE'S A POOFTER!" -- Banjooie
80. "JOKES ON HIM. I FOUND GOD. HE WAS BEHIND THE COUCH THE WHOLE TIME." -- Ajil
81. "Well, if he's up for it....I've always wanted to have Jesus' kid." -- Jak Snide
82. "I want to think of Einstien when I eat corn." -- Lord McBastard
83. "Yeah, if you blew up Ayenee, it'd dodge." -- Archmage
84. "Sillyness is goo for the soul." -- FF Fanatic
85. "Not my penis! That's where I keep all my stuff!" -- DW Sage
86. "'Dad found you in his beer'" -- Banjooie
87. "Creative dining;
    "Chopsticks are for eating food,
    "not for poking eyes."
    -- Koss
88. "YOU CANNOT USE YOUR HANDS. YOU HAVE TO GRAB IT WITH YOUR MOUTH, SO WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT USE YOUR GOD-FORSAKEN HONKEY HANDS OR WE WILL KILL YOU!!" -- Molokidan
89. "DUCKY ALSO RECIEVES A SPANKING AND IS SENT TO BED WITHOUT DINNER :-(" -- Bob the Cat
90. "JOKES ON HIM. I FOUND GOD. HE WAS BEHIND THE COUCH THE WHOLE TIME." -- Ajil
91. "You may think that there is something to it, but it is just an ordinary thread." -- Banj
92. "A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. They have a couple of drinks and a deep theological discussion and then leave." -- Suicidal Sprite
93. "Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She showed up fifteen minutes late regularly." -- Priam
94. "I am somewhat of an attention whore. :)" -- Gamestar7
95. "One of the people there RPs a sentient roller coaster. I'm not kidding." -- Banj
96. "Oh the innuendo! ™" -- Suicidal Sprite
97. "Octopus is by far the best thing about Trillian." -- Brainwalker
98. "As much as I appreciate the traditions of holidays, I can't say I'm fond of getting drunk. The other Brian is my own personal anti-drunkenness campaign. It's pretty effective." -- Brainwalker
99. "I intend to treat this office with all the respect and integrity of my prececessor. In this vein, I have decided to keep a reminder of his greatness on my desk at all times. *sets a Priam bobblehead on his desk with the letters "WWPD" on it's base on his desk*" -- Brainwalker
100. "Thank fcuk they both still have there pants on!!" -- Choark
101. "Abandoned at birth in the vast arctic. He was abandoned near a cave of white wolves. The wolves found him and raised him, of course. If theyd idn't he would be dead right now, now wouldn't he? Anyway, back to the backstory." -- Ordinator
102. "Ooh! Ooh! I know! I can spend one of my hours at work in 'good thought!' That way, I'll get paid, AND i'll give the world a band-aid! I'M SUCH A GENIUS." -- Priam
103. "OVER THE HEAD! :D ?
     OVER THE HEAD! :D !
     OVER THE HEAD! :D ?
     OVER THE HEAD! :D !
     OVER THE HEAD! :D ?
     OVER THE HEAD! :D !
     OVER THE HEAD! :D ?
     OVER THE HEAD! :D !
     OVER THE HEAD! :D ?
     OVER THE HEAD! :D !"
     -- Banj
104. "He loves attention. It gives him a massive boner or something." -- Squintz
105. "Gay mansex, my favourite! :D!" -- FD
106. "English is currently the approved language of RPGWW. Learning to write it is heavily suggested." -- Skull Dragon 2
107. "It's a commonly known idea that guys have egos the size of Manhattan or more--look at male culture." -- Priam
108. "I third the motion...in my pants!" -- FD
109. "I'm torn. On one hand, I could congratulate you. On the other hand, this opens entirely new realm for jokes about The Ghey...decisions, decisions..." -- FD
110. "RPGWW is like crack, but cheaper and more time consuming." -- FD
111. "Gasp. Shock. Horror. Badly made Neo Vane Pie." -- Banjooie
112. "I, being English, am a firm follower of the "Two languages in one head? It can't be done!" mindset." -- Suicidal Sprite
113. "Why Kamos? Because I secretly lust for him." -- Shinigori
114. "Banjooie sucks." -- BOB_STALKER
115. "ENLIL, OOC AND FACKING DRUNK! =D!" -- FD
116. "People don't seem to realize, it wasn't a powerful ass poke. It was a powerful poke, to the ass!" -Lord McBastard
117. "NO SIGS WITH END YAOI IN THEM." -- End Reshiki
118. "Is it alright if I use a picture of a lobster having sex with a weasel as my new sig?" -- Bob the Cat
119. "Dude, Zem, that's sweet. Now you randomly sexchange." -- Archmage
120. "My loins were incorrect." -- Nekogami
121. "Correct that typo in your sig or the kitten gets it." -- Rube
122. "*Turns on the Banj signal*" -- Rube
123. "New person: *Comes in, makes an ass of himself*
     Old people: *Treats new person like the ass he has proven himself to be*
     New person: Wow, you're a bunch of elitists. :{{{
     Old people: No, we just hate you.
     New person: *Leaves in a huff*
     Old people: Yay!"
     -- Rube
124. "Friends don't let Shini do FUCKING ANYTHING drunk." -- Shinigori
125. "Not that I'm a homophobe or anything like that, but you know, if I can help it, I try not to be in situations where naked old men are flailing their junk at me." -- Molokidan
126. "You people need to stop forcing me into the position of defending newbies." -- Banjooie
127. "First rule of RPGWW: Never, ever give us an "other" option for a postrank poll." -- Spleen
128. "I can't argue with Gluglu's "no pants" argument." -- pd Rydia
129. "LOINCLOTHS FOR ALL!" -- Suicidal Sprite
130. "I find the term foolish honky hilarious. ^^" -- UnclePervy
131. "I wholly blame Dia, as I often do, since a great many things are her fault, including tornadoes, the stock market crash, and the disappearance of three of my dress socks." -- Archmage
132. "I suppose on the bright side I can smack monsters down while shouting "I AM A FARMER."" -- Archmage
133. "We told the cops we were stargazing. And although I certainly was getting glimpses of a heavenly body, and we DID have a telescope in the trunk, that wasn't necessarily our agenda." -- Priam
134. "NOO!!! IT BURNS LIKE MY ANUS!!!" -- Nick Shogun
135. "In conclusion, talking to my brother, he said it was the tastiest butt he ever ate." -- Shinigori
136. "Please provide me with all your bars of the most pure dark chocolate you have and an espresso machine so I can orgasm forever." -- Archmage
137. "Okay, I'll give you that. And I'll raise you a declaration of YOU SUCK OMG." -- Priam
138. "I declare wtfery." -- Banjooie
139. "Cowgirl Bra and hotpants...is this why you were walking funny the day before we left Otakon?" -- UnclePervy
140. "Whatever the hell this thread has become, it stabs me in the soul and twists the knife." -- Banjooie
141. "(note: no demons were summoned in the making of this post.)" -- ElementalistDaien
142. "PANTS DOWN = PARTY ALL NIGHT" -- FD
143. " Kate: Done. You better drink it all. Well, all the beer at least. I remember what happened when I introduced Dia to rum." -- Jak
     "Jak: And I remember being ashamed on how quickly you got pissed on the stuff. Light weight." -- Cho
144. "So, why are all the ads for this thread about Irritable Bowel Syndrome?" -- FD
145. "Yeah well. Twenty minutes before it started raining it was sunny and hot out. Also we're Canadian, and thus get +3 on our Fortitude save vs cold." -- EKDS
146. "Dude, if you're clicking on flash links posted by Mr "look at my penis", you're kind of asking for trouble." -- BrainWalker
147. "Heh, I haven't shown my penis for so long now." -- Wolfb3lly
148. "Looking back, you basically sounded like Dia on sugar. o.o" -- Banjooie
149. "It was mostly just incoherency and saying random things. Incoherently." -- EKDS
150. "yeah i got snowed in at my parents...not fun, especially without internet, i got kicked out of an RP because of getting snowed in..." -- PSLoyalist
151. "Fo shizzle, my number two pencil. *orders a gold d20 neckchain*" -- Priam
152. "'Text cannot convey emotion.'
     This is why books never ever had any effect on anyone ever." -- Brainwalker
153. "I like my men to be pretty. Like me." -- LordMcBastard
154. "I like my men like I like my coffee.
     No, not strong and black. I can't stand coffee." -- Brainwalker
155. "It's still better than BMP. Heck, text is better than BMP. Microsoft decided, when they were making an image format, to make it as huge and moronic as possible." -- Zemyla
156. "I am of the opinion that there is no danger in pissing anyone at all off when you're online. After all, uh....what are they gonna do? Type at you?" -- EKDS
157. "Cthulhu mythos? Aaawwww, how romantic!" -- Wolfb3lly
158. "What in the world are you trying to SAY? That there's something wrong with our system? Well congratulations, you just discovered the most incredibly blatantly obvious fact in ALL OF MANKIND'S HISTORY. Would you like a medal or a cookie?" -- Priam
159. "Shure its a Idea, only because we cant give it psyical form." -- Dalin Rifthome
     "I have no idea what you're saying here, although it is an interesting illustration of the migratory patterns of the letter 'h.'" -- White Knight
160. "Any Yu-Gi-Oh game where you can't scream the name of the cards you play, and florish them like a Prince in springtime is not a game I wish to play." -- LMB
     "See, I've /done/ that, LMB. It's fun. :D" -- Banjooie
161. "Dia is NOT a Democracy." -Banjooie
162. "Hi, I'm Josh, or FlamingDeth, or FDeth, or Orinthal James the Kitten (esquire), or the Mysterious Chicken, or Skeletor. You can ask about any of those that you want." -- FD
163. "Welcome to Doma, land of the REALISTIC LEGAL SYSTEM. Pounding someone can lead to incarceration, so can attacking someone, using unliscenced magic, lugging around potentially dangerous items in crowded areas, blowing things up, not being particularly nice to a guardsman, practicing the grittier parts of your religion in the streets, being offensive (whether you mean to or not) to the nobility etc. etc.
     "Ahh, nothing like a society built to deal with adventurers." -- Neverah
164. "I am all over this with the enthusiasm of a fluorine atom shamelessly stealing the sole electron of a poor, unsuspecting hydrogen atom." -- Archmage
     "I'm all over this like Ghenghis Khan on an unwalled capital City in China on a holiday." -- UnclePervy
     "I'm all over this like a... ahh... umm...... umm...Well, the point is that I'm all over it." -- BrainWalker
     "I'm all over this like hot sauce on anything I'm about to eat." -- Suicidal Sprite
165. "At full size, that image is, indeed, too large. It also is mildly seizure-inducing. Overall not a very good choice for a personal photo/avatar picture." -- pd Rydia
166. "Quatre looks remarkably at home in a sailor suit." Archmage
167. "I am moving nearer to the center of Victoria soon. More specifically, Esquimalt. Therefore, we have to arrange some sort of meeting to prove RPGWW does not solely consist of godless Ohioans. :(" -- Banjooie
168. "I desire mentai sentai hentai." -- Banjooie
169. "Woah, woah, boy. Put down the thesaurus, and back away from it slowly." -- SquintzAltec
170. "END IS BANNED FOR ASSOCIATING MOOGLES WITH YAOI AND MAKING ME THINK OF REALLY AWFUL PR0N I HAVE SEEN IN THE PAST." -- UnclePervy
171. "And again, it all comes down to who has a bigger e-penis." -- Zemyla
     "Well, we all know I'd win that pants-down." -- Wolfb3lly
172. "Honestly, people. There have been no documented cases of wetas eating children. It's just an urban myth." -- Kelne
173. "My ass is not for girls." -- Alex
174. "If I paid Gamestar a penny for his thoughts, I'd have change coming."
175. "I'd bite you, but it'd just be wierd. You know, a guy biting another guy. You need a dragongirl or something for that. I think that's written somewhere." -- BrainWalker
176. "NO ONE EXPECTS THE DOMAN GUARD!" -- Pervy
177. "Without my main pimping area, I feel like one of my pensis have been cut off ;__;" -- Choark
     "I feel like my penis has been cut off too." -- Nekogami