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OOC & Quotes

Originally "the OOC list" was a .txt file full of quotes pulled from AIM chats, both RPs and otherwise, that were taken out of context--thus the name. It was maintained by pdRydia for a while, but eventually fell to the wayside in favor of other projects; now with the advent of the wiki, additions from others can quite easily be made.

For extra fun, notice the progressive loss of sanity from the first entries to the most recent!

next 500

  1. HoIy Knight Sean: Oh I like this dong
  2. UltimateKoD: TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!
  3. PocketDragonDia: It's like the Lesbian Game, but with a penis! ^_^
  4. HoIy Knight Sean: The TF is mad at me for raping her.
  5. UltimateKoD: You can do Phil later...
  6. PocketDragonDia: Those WERE skanks, right?
  7. PocketDragonDia: Genital Herpes!
  8. Estyn DFei: GENITAL HERPES!
  9. MightyRikimaru: ::takes off zig:: I'm too sexy for my zig, too sexy for this base...
  10. Rikkuo: I FINALLY GOT UNSTUCK.
  11. HoIy Knight Sean: Damn....the TF is horny or something
  12. PocketDragonDia: I think the TF raped YOU, Sean...
  13. HoIy Knight Sean: Doggie style
  14. UltimateKoD: YEAH! STRAIT JACKET! I WANT ONE!
  15. PocketDragonDia: :-D I felt like saying YAAAAAAAARG
  16. DogshamanPhil: Let's say it again! Genital Herpes!
  17. RobT0ny: I CAN FEEL IT GROWING!
  18. SuppinGreatDave: I used to nibble it too.
  19. UltimateKoD: Ah... she's a natural born nibbler!
  20. UltimateKoD: I can barely do that either, man...
  21. Molokidan (in ref to Rob): ok private room we goooooo!
  22. PocketDragonDia: ChattyChat Chat01 is for sanity
  23. End790: Rydia, to imagine you in everyday society.. *spasms from the shock*
  24. Shinigori: oh no, the most obscure weezer song is "Im dumb, shes a lesbian"
  25. Smartzvn85: it screams "I'M LOOKING AT YOU"
  26. Arch mage144: Bring your bagaga, baby!
  27. Smartzvn85: i said suck it with his mouth
  28. Smartzvn85: u know u want it...
  29. End790: Dieeeeeeeee!!!!!!! *smacks Arch Mage with the popsicle stick.. of DOOM!*
  30. End790: Dia, no, four, four! @_o
  31. UltimateKoD: Blue balls make you relax?
  32. UltimateKoD: Please don't be posssessed!
  33. MightyRikimaru: Heh. Manlyhuggling.
  34. KnightsofSquare: State that you'd love to come, but the fairies can't spare you, even for a moment!
  35. HoIy Knight Sean: They said it was very fun
  36. UltimateKoD: Mmmm... purple monkey dishwater...
  37. UltimateKoD: STEINER IN A THONG!
  38. UltimateKoD: Dia gets... off... of implicit differentiation?
  39. Arch mage144: I take off everything for great justice!
  40. KnightsofSquare: Zig, which spelled backwards is "GIZ" which is the acronym for Global Intelligence Zebras, which is a branch of the Herbivorous Alliance, which is trying to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
  41. UltraRube: only I will be: Ryube!
  42. NeoPhoenixTE1: tantacle beats?
  43. NeoPhoenixTE1: :goes lurkies again to save Doma's tentacles:
  44. HoIy Knight Sean: ...bend over...
  45. UltraRube: he is the true king of no pants!
  46. HoIy Knight Sean: But I don't think Satan shows his ass off that much
  47. UltraRube: I do not have boobies!
  48. HoIy Knight Sean: Ooh, I can feel head.
  49. Jak Snide: Inferno rocks my socks
  50. HoIy Knight Sean: ftp is being naughty
  51. UltimateKoD: A sexy... rar?
  52. UltraRube: did she swollow?
  53. PocketDragonDia: that sacramental wine is strong stuff
  54. PocketDragonDia: Dave's trying to seduce me with his sexy rar.
  55. UltraRube: and for gods sake, wear clean under pants!
  56. UltimateKoD: I used to be the chatroom stud!
  57. HoIy Knight Sean: You gotta take off your spurs to ride me, you know
  58. HoIy Knight Sean: If you want me to stop, just yell out a whoa
  59. J4deninj44: Fine, if you want to do it freestyle then go ahead.
  60. LovelyJester: *spoinks phil*
  61. HoIy Knight Sean: You can just feel the hormones in this room.
  62. UltimateKoD: ... that's a real crotch grabber of a song...
  63. SuppinGreatDave: "See a doctor before equipping any magical item or changing your diet"
  64. M0bius 1: Well if I can't be active, I can at least be naked.
  65. PocketDragonDia: want me to take it off?
  66. pocketdragon Dia: I am NOT lactating!
  67. HoIy Knight Sean: ::Dilates::
  68. ultimate K o D: Hey there, talking dong...
  69. Arch mage144: I enjoy showing off my chest.
  70. SuppinGreatDave: Yes she is. She's pimping us all... :-\
  71. J4deninj44: I Ikkied 4 or 5 times
  72. J4deninj44: insanity = wtf raised to the x power
  73. pd Rydia: Genetical herpes!
  74. UltimateKoD: Hey Dia... want some?
  75. Seanousuke: LET'S ALL RUN FREE, NAKED, AND DRUNK!
  76. UltimateKoD: Naked cartwheels are just so FREEING!
  77. pd Rydia: you're eating like a pregnanat woman, Doma >:D
  78. UltimateKoD: I got this lotion stuff that'll make yer feel all nice and ... luvable
  79. Arch mage144: I will....shave Shini's ass!
  80. LovelyJester: "seppuku? whazzat death by anal sex?"
  81. Shinigori: ...dammit, gimme my pants
  82. Arch mage144: Through the power of booze, I have become Archmage, the pantless wonder!
  83. Shinigori: *slaps Jester with a bigass sword*
  84. Shinigori: *goes Hyper Poster level 6, complete with golden ass hair* Bua ha ha ha ha! Gimme my pants or face the wrath of the hairy ass!
  85. LovelyJester: no way jose. pants are meant for peanut buttery goodness.
  86. Sol Goodguy: Show em off
  87. LovelyJester: *slaps incest is best sticker on shini's ass*
  88. LovelyJester: <-----------has had her icecream so she's hormonal.
  89. DogshamanPhil: Woo! *bends over*
  90. LovelyJester: my brain is as clean and fresh as a lily.
  91. Seanousuke: Hmm...Delta Burke goodness.
  92. Shinigori: is THIS the lesbian game?
  93. UltimateKoD: Well if you want to eat him... you'll have to eat me too!
  94. pd Rydia: GIMME! *grabs at chicken*
  95. Shinigori: *blasts Springer with Tek-missile* DIE!!!!! YOU SLEPT WITH MY TRANSEXUAL LESBIAN WIFES DAUGHTERS BROTHERS GIRLFRIENDS DAD
  96. Arch mage144: Earthlink ate me.
  97. Arch mage144: Hmm. Dia's updating KoD's ass....
  98. UltimateKoD: I don't like that word when referring to my buttcheeks...
  99. SuppinGreatDave: Needed whipped cream too
  100. Arch mage144: CREAMY VISIONS? WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?!?!?!
  101. Arch mage144: Dildos, unfortunately, do not excite me much...
  102. Arch mage144: I want nothing to do with anything that might involve a dildo.
  103. Arch mage144: Hey! I want to be groomed!
  104. Arch mage144: *summons up Jello Tentacle Monsters*
  105. LovelyJester: Jello tentacle monster! how wiggly!
  106. J4deninj44: *jumps out of jello* This is so....wrong.
  107. Shinigori: what if we do it together, Dia?
  108. Arch mage144: And if no one else will eat this, I will.
  109. LovelyJester: am's bagaga is on the lose!
  110. LovelyJester: can't you tame that monkey boy?!
  111. Arch mage144: AUGH! You don't fit in my pocket!!!
  112. Arch mage144: You want to see me....sparkle?
  113. Shinigori: monkeys are good for going in the back door
  114. LovelyJester: i'll behave.
  115. Arch mage144: "I wanna show Shini my bagaga so bad!"
  116. Shinigori: ...be in it, not pee in it
  117. KnightsofSquare: I love Thanksgiving...no better time for consuming the FLESH OF THE INNOCENT!!!!
  118. pd Rydia: Kuja has a sexy tail, doesn't he, LJ? >_>
  119. Shinigori: Bend over, Dia! time to be original about being a villian!
  120. SuppinGreatDave: *turns Chrono Cross to rawhide and gives to Dia*
  121. Choark: OH (mines bigger)
  122. Arch mage144: It's hanging again.
  123. Arch mage144: It gets stuck O_o
  124. UltimateKoD: *goes to find moaner*
  125. Seanousuke: Oh well, I'm a lesbian anyway
  126. Arch mage144: Have fun with "the monumental arse"
  127. XStrike8: You will burn your pants and swear allegiance to the almighty tilde.
  128. Arch mage144: I can't believe you called me Archy Baby.
  129. Sol Goodguy: Hey AM. Looked over my thing yet?
  130. Arch mage144: I don't have to take any shit from him. I am the GM.
  131. UltimateKoD: Don't sweat it. We'll do it later.
  132. UltimateKoD: And mutual crotch avoidance...
  133. Estyn DFei: It's not a fetish!
  134. Estyn DFei: We. My ass has never felt cleaner.
  135. Shinigori: i just poked the sheets with a sword
  136. Arch mage144: Real love is when she gets out the rawhide.
  137. LovelyJester: *becomes leather bound goddess of purity*
  138. Arch mage144: I don't like being referred to by using my penis as a locating preposition...
  139. Choark: baboon, gotta love that ass... what am i saying?
  140. UltimateKoD: I'd give you a place in my court if you didn't hate being tied down.
  141. Arch mage144: Bad dog! No pissies on AM no!
  142. LovelyJester: Twirl twirl rotate grab! THRUST!
  143. UltimateKoD: You just don't grab a woman's breast without asking!
  144. Arch mage144: *thinks about how awkward it would be to ask "Can I grab your breast?"*
  145. LovelyJester: little man you take, in burrito you do roll. his feet ignite you do. in your mouth and breathe is next. a yoda blunt did make you.
  146. LovelyJester: I vote for death by YAOI! but that's my taste........
  147. Estyn DFei: Careful though, he enjoys it when women ride him.
  148. UltraRube: ...and the- CHIRST, HES HUMPING MY LEG!
  149. Arch mage144: I decided to just blow the hell outta him...
  150. LovelyJester: the penis is down there for a reason, so you don't have to look at it and start laughing during sex.
  151. Estyn DFei: Heh...notice though, I'm not touching it this time.
  152. End790: oo Why? :p Is this part of your no-pants conspiracy?
  153. End790: Honestly, tho.. no pants? Have you seen people without pants? It can be scary sometimes..
  154. Shinigori: PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS!!
  155. dragonclawsedw: *spits him out*
  156. Choark: I suck, but in a good way...
  157. Choark: I want a herum!! Of little girls all dressed up in chocolate ice cream!!
  158. LovelyJester: he abused me..................... with a spork.
  159. LovelyJester: if i were a man, i'd be a very very very gay man
  160. UltraRube: Holy testicle tuesdays.... This is one big chat.
  161. pdRydia: Saxaphone: I did not have sexual relations with this woman!
  162. dragonclawsedw: Size doesn't matter!!!
  163. J4deninj44: *goes over to Dia, dips her, and plants a hardcore kiss on her*
  164. Arch mage144: But I don't have you fingered as the type that'd be into sex with yarn.
  165. J4deninj44: Gah! Thinking with a penis is hard shit!
  166. KnightsofSquare: I haven't been going around feeling cervixes recently.
  167. LovelyJester: MY DEAR PHALLIC FRIEND!
  168. Excaliburned: And seeing as it's off. *grabs Dave's Ass*
  169. Excaliburned: *puts Dave's ass in THE BAG*
  170. Excaliburned: *grabs Dia's ass too*
  171. Choark: <-- getting excited
  172. KnightsofSquare: I'm not up to playing a lesbian...
  173. Shinigori: I go to the same school Loreina Bobbet went to!!
  174. LovelyJester: even my grandmother's left butt cheek could do it.
  175. Arch mage144: DON'T SET THE PREGNANT PEOPLES ON FIRE!!!!
  176. Arch mage144: It's not fair being a pregnant male, Eh?
  177. T3chn0Namagomi: Can I do it with the plasma cannon?
  178. DDR Rage: I'll just say this...That musta been a hell of an abduction.
  179. T3chn0Namagomi: Zerogori's angry at me for having a LDC bromide
  180. FFFan80: -_- Zzzzzz No Phil Zzzzzz No more lube cream tonight Zzzzzzz
  181. Arch mage144: *puts away the whipped cream and bananas*
  182. UltimateKoD: (... it's harder than you think...)
  183. DDR Rage: Dammit, I want some
  184. LovelyJester: that's the last time you play with my tongue!
  185. Arch mage144: Watching that TM give birth was the highlight of my life!
  186. Arch mage144: Hey, Sean? You up for Yaoifest 2001?
  187. DogshamanPhil: I like that dong.
  188. Arch mage144: You're going to feel me up, Charles?
  189. pdRydia: >.< I never want to have a penis again!
  190. Arch mage144: TOUCH MY NIPPLES!
  191. T3chn0Namagomi: I'm leaving. Goodbye, and stop breaking the laws of physics for God's sake.
  192. DDR Rage: So many men...so little time
  193. Shinigori: strap in, its gonna be a wild ride!
  194. Shinigori: You get to take a turn on Shinis love coaster!
  195. XStrike8: Anyone need a Tentacle Monster to make things EXTRA SPECIAL?!?
  196. Jak Snide: Touch it. It's highly amusing
  197. Arch mage144: I was not smoking weed while delivering a baby!
  198. Shinigori: been waiting to whipe my ass
  199. Choark: he just wants to be hard
  200. Choark: *hard cause jinx is on his lap*
  201. FDeth: And they have wild monkey sex!
  202. Chaos Statue: how about The Ejaculator?
  203. lDarkwolfl: Long tounges are quite handy.
  204. LovelyJester: i've been licked?!
  205. UltimateKoD: Do it! Do it!
  206. Arch mage144: I woke up at 9 and went "ooh!"
  207. Arch mage144: Happy but my mouth feels nasty
  208. Arch mage144: I sound like I just gave someone a blow job v_v;;;
  209. AshFanrico: *steals AM's dice*
  210. Arch mage144: In fact, I'm rather attached to my penis.
  211. Arch mage144: You have to get this airflow equilibrium, or your testicles stick to your thigh!
  212. Arch mage144: You're going to basically go through female puberty! Except...that you'll lose your penis...
  213. pdRydia: *gives Jak a survival kit of chocolate, Midol, and tampons*
  214. J4deninj44: Excuse me, sir, I'm going to have to audit your testicles.
  215. Arch mage144: Testicle auditing?
  216. Arch mage144: Being penetrated like that ruins you for life!
  217. DaenjrT: *bites off Archmages head*
  218. DaenjrT: I'm bored. Care for a quickie?
  219. Arch mage144: He just was looking for a quick fuck for a quick buck!
  220. Daien01: Fuck to the Rhythm baby
  221. pdRydia: Oooo, Daien is a perv? Yay!
  222. Arch mage144: I have discovered that I'm actually quite a masochist o.o
  223. Arch mage144: You should see the things I eat!
  224. UltimateKoD: Ah... nothing like facking to make you feel freed...
  225. dragonclawsedw: do it hard
  226. dragonclawsedw: The word of the day is legs so lets go and spred the word
  227. UltimateKoD: I've got lubricants!
  228. DDR Rage: No...but us guys are flaming enough to show you the true meaning of Rear Admiral ~.^
  229. DogshamanPhil: I TOOK JOP 3013, STUDY OF ABNORMAL JOPPLES!
  230. Arch mage144: NECROPHILIA!
  231. pdRydia: LOVE, PEACE, AND KINKINESS FOR ALL!fs
  232. KnightsofSquare: Yeah, stroke it, KOD!
  233. Smartzvn85: I wanted to say "hot monkey sex" but...
  234. UltimateKoD: *talks to Vince's bagaga* you know, you really need to stop letting him thwack people. you're incharge of him, so take command!
  235. Smartzvn85: Why are you talking to my penis?
  236. pdRydia: now Bahamut...that's a fine piece of dragon ass...^_____^
  237. Arch mage144: I AM NOT RPING A HOMOSEXUAL!
  238. Arch mage144: Uh...I can't play a lesbian, either.
  239. Arch mage144: (Maybe she's...sharing...some....OK. I will NOT be perverted.)
  240. FFFan80: and Cloud put his [Spoiler] in Tifa's [Spoiler]?
  241. UltimateKoD: I love you all! Stop dating fish! Goodbye! *huggles all*
  242. Arch mage144: So what if I have a thing for your large trout?
  243. LovelyJester: on the whole. the penis is a very funny thing. asses just tent to scare me. mainly because of western wear. western wear ruins a good ass.
  244. Arch mage144: I didn't give him the anal sex
  245. UltimateKoD: My digital clock is boned up the butt.
  246. pdRydia: I need to do more phone sex. o.o
  247. UltimateKoD: I plan to lick something soon.
  248. Arch mage144: Nah, we can fuck him together.
  249. pdRydia: >_> I'm not getting sloppy seconds...
  250. Arch mage144: I'm taking the position of rear admiral!
  251. UltimateKoD: Just give it up and suck already!
  252. Arch mage144: Doma, you suck too much as it is.
  253. pdRydia: Oooh, me too, AM! I mean, that one is sooo fuckable!
  254. UltimateKoD: BEAT ME WITH A STICK MOMMY!
  255. UltimateKoD: Lick lick lick!
  256. UltimateKoD: YOU TASTE LIKE WOOD AND BUGS!
  257. FFFan80: DID I HEAR YAOI!!!??? ^_^
  258. Ryuugami: Angel wings will make you just that much more fuckable
  259. XStrike8: When you have something large and wooden shoved so far up your ass, you pretty much CAN'T HELP it.
  260. DogshamanPhil: >_> You don't mean that...you only want me for my bagaga.
  261. LovelyJester: *begins to converse with kod's bagaga*
  262. LovelyJester: wow.........you're wangs a genius!
  263. Nekojin SCV: hey.. if you don't do it for a few thousand years.. doesn't that make you a virgin.. again?
  264. DogshamanPhil: Please stop molesting the scanner.
  265. DogshamanPhil: So now I'm fuckable?
  266. UltimateKoD: ....... Jinx, stop talking with my cock.
  267. LovelyJester: *adds to her list of bagaga buddies*
  268. Arch mage144: Dude, that hole's WAY too small!!!
  269. J4deninj44: AM I'll only have sex with you if you have my baby
  270. DogshamanPhil: I'm already bearing Weird Al Yankovic's kids!
  271. pdRydia: I'm still carrying Amanda's child *holds tummy*
  272. J4deninj44: I don't even know how to have seeeeex! *bawls*
  273. DogshamanPhil: Tampons: The gift that keeps on giving.
  274. Arch mage144: Shall I take the position of Rear Admiral?
  275. DogshamanPhil: You have permission to come aboard!
  276. KnightsofSquare: Amaze your friends! Suprise your enemies! Get your free and painless sex change today!
  277. J4deninj44: *suck suck suck suck* -.-
  278. KnightsofSquare: I never want to be milked again...
  279. pdRydia: Is anyone here lactating, perchance?
  280. pdRydia: everyone loves leather ^.~
  281. Shinigori: *detonates all toilet-dick substitutes with an atomic device*
  282. Shinigoi: but...I lick turtles a lot! They are cool!
  283. Nekojin SCV: You do realise, you DON'T get high of licking turtles..
  284. FFFan80: O.O LOOK! Oni just came out of the closet!!!
  285. Oni Sorasousha: *leaks* o_o()
  286. chikinman500: *grabs Oni*
  287. Arch mage144: Y'know, I think Phil and I should stop discussing jello.
  288. DogshamanPhil: GREAT SHIT! IT'S GOING TO RAIN ROOT BEER TOMORROW!
  289. Arch mage144: What if you gave live birth to an egg?
  290. FFFan80: *Not even gonna TOUCH that one*
  291. Nekojin SCV: *moans slightly, doing it once again*
  292. DogshamanPhil: Amanda, don't take this the wrong way, but you're an excellent succubus.
  293. DogshamanPhil: WE ARE THE LEMON BANANA SQUAD! FEAR OUR NIPPLES!
  294. PortableVulture: Eeek! My orifices!!
  295. PortableVulture: Hey under hot chats there's a lesbian chat! who want's to go and pretend to be lesbians!?!?!?
  296. Smartzvn85: well, arent guys like lesbians?
  297. PortableVulture: I'm a male lesbian!
  298. PortableVulture: TESICLES!
  299. PortableVulture: is 'Ribbed for her pleasure' a flavour?
  300. Arch mage144: *imagines frozen bagaga pops*
  301. PortableVulture: TRALALALA!! I have magical girl powers!
  302. PortableVulture: I wanna hear about Smartz's bum!
  303. FFFan80: >_> Could you... NOT eat me...
  304. Xv Aur0n: Uh DM, that wasn't my hand...
  305. DogshamanPhil: Yeah, tampons are always a good bet
  306. J4deninj44: ... .... *files a 104K on Sean's testicles* ...You get $5 tax return for thos.
  307. T3chn0Namagomi: He shot me in MY ass!
  308. T3chn0Namagomi: You know how long it takes for an ass-shot to heal?
  309. Arch mage144: Astral orgasm!
  310. AZNShadow77: *removes his pants and put on a ribbon* There.
  311. Choark: .. it hurts if ya suck
  312. pdRydia: bye *hugglesass*
  313. JaededAngel: *giggles drunkenly and molests smartz's arm*
  314. Arch mage144: ...*notes arm molestation* o.O Yeah...be happy.
  315. Smartzvn85: *lets Jazz molest his arm*
  316. Xv Aur0n: ::Starts groping Vulture's pan::
  317. PortableVulture: Ohh my god! your raping an underage pan!
  318. Xv Aur0n: That's the hardest pan I've ever laid my fingers on.
  319. Nekojin SCV: I'll never wash the dishs the same way again
  320. FFFan80: I don't want to be another mistake with you...
  321. Xv Aur0n: Oh how fruitful we are.
  322. JaededAngel: and the fry. you gotta french the fry
  323. J4deninj44: I could like to be dominated.
  324. J4deninj44: You want me to dominate you?
  325. DogshamanPhil: *huggles Sirvix* I wub you, soul-sucking warrior woman. Take me.
  326. pdRydia: not after kissing ukranian ass
  327. DogshamanPhil: I don't feel complete without a little ukranian ass in the morning! I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF ANYMORE!
  328. pdRydia: my exact words: "What is it with me and phallic symbols?"
  329. Arch mage144: So you just like sticking long, pointy things in your mouth?
  330. DogshamanPhil: If sucking on phallic symbols is wrong, I don't wanna be right! ^__^
  331. pdRydia: Yes, Brian, I like sucking on long slender objects o.o
  332. DogshamanPhil: I like to put several in my mouth at once!
  333. J4deninj44: She likes em thin...easier to suck.
  334. DogshamanPhil: My mouth isn't that big!
  335. J4deninj44: Let's just stop this tomfoolery and say "Penis".
  336. pdRydia: penises are furry and smelly?
  337. J4deninj44: A guys crotch is not summer fresh.
  338. J4deninj44: Penises are ferrets without legs.
  339. pdRydia: o-o;; IM: "hardcore"?
  340. Xv Aur0n: Boys boys, be my boy...I wanna feel your body...
  341. LovelyJester: in that case do you make love to your sandwiches?
  342. J4deninj44: Sex toys are fun for the whole family
  343. Arch mage144: 7-11 Sex toy emporium!
  344. J4deninj44: I don't really want to have threesome!
  345. J4deninj44: I'm in penis mode
  346. dragonclawsedw: PENIS MODE!
  347. Arch mage144: Hey, having a penis isn't all that bad.
  348. Arch mage144: You aren't having a threesome!
  349. dragonclawsedw: I...moaned in front of everyone....
  350. Arch mage144: There's good moaning, and bad moaning.
  351. Arch mage144: Hey, there's nothing wrong with free love.
  352. J4deninj44: I want some more *giggles*
  353. Xv Aur0n: No I'm the type that eats a donut after sex.
  354. dragonclawsedw: For a moment I thought that said Anal sex of Doma...
  355. Arch mage144: Still enjoying it, Sirvix?
  356. J4deninj44: o.o I'm wearing them...THEY ARE NOT ANAL BEADS!!!
  357. J4deninj44: How ever I do not want strong vaginal muscles
  358. Arch mage144: Your call. You know your vagina better than I do.
  359. J4deninj44: Unlike tampons penises don't have safety strings
  360. J4deninj44: *nods* Can I have more, Hakaril?
  361. Nekojin SCV: *forces AM onto the Table and proceeds to do his work*
  362. PortableVulture: Eww now my pants are sticky
  363. Arch mage144: I AM NOT TURNED ON BY HEXADECIMAL!
  364. Arch mage144: Dia, control the urges!
  365. Nekojin SCV: you know.. the um.. urges
  366. VampireJazz: i'm..........i'm............I HATE STIRRUPS!
  367. Arch mage144: Hand, and you grope people with your hands....yeah...
  368. DDR Rage: I missed a kinky RP?
  369. UltimateKoD: *blinded by the nipples*
  370. AZNShadow77: If Bananas have Potassium, why don't they explode when you bite em? Is it because of a low concentration?
    dragonclawsedw: Exploding bananas...
    pdRydia: exploding bagagas!
    AshFanrico: bad Dia!
    VampireJazz: BAGAGA BAANNNNNNNG!
    VampireJazz: my poor phallic friend!
    dragonclawsedw: Or as Nak would put it....
    dragonclawsedw: Bagaga go ESPLODIE!
  371. Nekojin SCV: *slurrp slurrp* best thing i put in my mouth! *slurps*
  372. dragonclawsedw: It's the exploding penis quote exhibition!
  373. DDR Rage: Or in this case, all your ass are belong to us.
  374. T3chn0Namagomi: I missed you, gun...*huggles the gun*
  375. pdRydia: <_< I'm so jealous of your bagaga, AM
  376. Arch mage144: You mean to tell me you've never wanted to kill your father and bang your mother?
  377. dragonclawsedw: I got a penis bopping himself on my head..
  378. J4deninj44: AM, you have a Big Bad Bagaga...I think you should spank it.
  379. FFFan80: *falls off her lap*
  380. dragonclawsedw: Gah! Not the penis kiss of death!
  381. Arch mage144: Can't find your penis, SCV?
  382. Nekojin SCV: *checks pants* .. *cries* i'm so happy..
  383. PortableVulture: Gimme his penis! I WANT TO BRING IT TO LIFE!!! ZOMBIE PENIS!!!!!!
  384. T3chn0Namagomi: I'm not a whore!
  385. PortableVulture: WOW! I knew you where sexually repressed Ash but 'ripping' a doll...wow!
  386. PortableVulture: wo! phaillic imagery
  387. Arch mage144: Never sex change during intercourse!
  388. Arch mage144: Tab A goes into slot B, not Tab A to Tab A!
  389. RedSeph: I want my sword back.
  390. Arch mage144: You're the one that grabbed my breasts!
  391. DDR Rage: ::Dances around, being testically induced by the fish::
  392. Arch mage144: I mean, jeeze, who gets turned on by a fish in their pants
  393. Smartzvn85: why did you leave me jackin' off in the RP
  394. Xv Aur0n: They're conjugating explicit verbs
  395. dragonclawsedw: Ah, another night, another new bed required...
  396. pdRydia: --Phil has been impregnated 3 times--
  397. Daien01: ... size does not matter
  398. PortableVulture: WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM!?!?!?
    pdRydia: o_o Well, mommy and daddy go off into the bedroom to make lots of noise, but mommy isn't a mommy,she's really a daddy, so it's daddy and daddy going off to make lots of noise and make flaming gerbils, but if the gerbils aren't biting them they have to order the babies from Sears
    PortableVulture: And knowing is half the battle...
  399. ChronoCatfish: I found some sanity around here, but it turned out to be a lobster.
  400. Xv Aur0n: Shit is a mystery to me. I know a lot about toenails though.
  401. KnightsofSquare: *dances the ARGH I'M BEING ATTACKED BY AN AMOROUS RABID WOLVERINE*
  402. Arch mage144: *poking around in other places*
  403. Arch mage144: Whipped professionally!
  404. dragonclawsedw: Whip it good AM!
  405. pd Rydia: *gives everyone honorary rawhide*
  406. T3chn0Namagomi: ASS!
  407. KnightsofSquare: And those just aren't good characteristics in a sex slave!
  408. XStrike8: YAOI?!? ^_^
  409. dragonclawsedw: NAK IS THE LOVECHILD OF XELLOSS AND PHIBRIZZO!
  410. J4deninj44: Oh I just hit a giant freaking ass fin with tiny freaking ass ball...WAKKA WAKKA!
  411. XStrike8: Looks like someone's had you in their mouth... >:\
  412. Choark: *breasts cushion fall*
  413. VampireJazz: wow! my butt did it!
  414. Choark: i was a big breasted girl at the time
  415. Choark: *fondles his own chest*
  416. Smartzvn85: "I molest kittens!"
  417. FFFan80: IDONTKNOWHERETOFINDANIPPLEYOURHIGHNESS!!!!!!
  418. Choark: but you looked so tasty.. I had to have you
  419. dragonclawsedw: Bad Dia! You gotta keep that impregnation of yours under control...
  420. DogshamanPhil: You'll get used to impregnation after a while, dude.
  421. PortableVulture: I want to beat somebody to death with a 14 inch dildo!!!
  422. pd Rydia: But why talk about candy when we can all eat BABY FETUSES!
  423. XStrike8: Baby Fetuses, the food of Champions...
  424. Arch mage144: I suck with people.
  425. dragonclawsedw: whoah, AM pulled a quickie
  426. J4deninj44: Damn, I'm all over the penis.
  427. FFFan80: GENITALS WARTS!!!
  428. FFFan80: ^_^ 'Cause now I know how god damn sexy I'd be as a girl, silly!
  429. FFFan80: With the right tools, you can put any tab where you want -_^
  430. Xv Aur0n: ::Brings a sex toy into it::
  431. dragonclawsedw: I'M BEING HELD BY A HORNEY MAN WITHOUT PANTS AND I'M IN NOTHING BUT ANIMAL SKINS!!
  432. dragonclawsedw: I mean seriously, Bahamut doesn't hump your leg when you summon him...
  433. dragonclawsedw: *chases after him* IT'S ONLY AN ERECTION!
  434. dragonclawsedw: Don't do it, chicks dig penises!
  435. Arch mage144: Don't let him castrate himself!
  436. LovelyJester: yes........i won't cut off my penis.
  437. J4deninj44: My boobs are not up for grabs!!
  438. FFFan80: *>.<* IM: OH MY GOD!!! I'm pissed and turned on at once!!!
  439. UltimateKoD: It's in! :-)
  440. pd Rydia: That's so sexy...take me now. I want to be your love monkey.
  441. VampireJazz: i want to spank the love monkey with amana's spoon!
  442. VampireJazz: ^_^ i transcend gender daily.
  443. VampireJazz: i love my male body!
  444. Arch mage144: Male DM raped me when I was female....
  445. VampireJazz: you want me to rape him/her?!
  446. XStrike8: Lovely Phallic Symbol you have there...
  447. pd Rydia: I sure could go for some phallic symbols right now...
  448. pd Rydia: Oh my god! It's so big!
  449. VampireJazz: nice phallic symbol.
  450. XStrike8: Always did love big swords. ^_^
  451. Arch mage144: Lex, don't leer at Daniel's sack so...
  452. pd Rydia: I want a threeway.
  453. Smartzvn85: uh I'll get it out!
  454. dragonclawsedw: Yeah! I need my phallic symbol damnnit!
  455. VampireJazz: phallic symbols rock my socks
  456. VampireJazz: amana would like being a pony. "ride me ride me!"
  457. Arch mage144: ......I don't like the concept of my soul coming out my penis, thank you!
  458. Arch mage144: I get to stab Molokidan with what looks like my massive green penis!
  459. dragonclawsedw: Stuck him with his "sword" he did...heh heh..
  460. J4deninj44: scary is when 20+ girls have their periods all at the same time i.e. the floor of my dorm once a month
  461. Arch mage144: My gigantic green penis o\/\/ns j00!
  462. Arch mage144: *impales a random bystander with his gigantic green penis of DOOOOM*
  463. pd Rydia: you LIKE stabbing people with your large strangely-colored phallic symbol?
  464. J4deninj44: YOU were the one that moaned
  465. dragonclawsedw: Pocky flavored phallic symbols...
  466. J4deninj44: You name it she'll put it in her mouth...
  467. XStrike8: And WHY are you ladies worried about the FLAVOR of your Phallic Symbols?!?
  468. dragonclawsedw: AM is fixated on the raping thing ne?
  469. XStrike8: I can show you a "symbol of love" that you wouldn't believe
  470. AZNShadow77: *distant yell* SHIT! WRONG WAY!!!
  471. XStrike8: OOh.... ahh!!!! WONDERFUL!!! Just PERFECT!!!
  472. J4deninj44: The supreme Phallic symbol is salty and spits like a camel
  473. XStrike8: T: ...coming, I'm COMING!!!!
  474. AZNShadow77: *Tentacles grab onto the edge of the hole* Urk!
  475. XStrike8: Sex and violence.. violence and Sex... Sexy violence, and violent sex... XD
  476. J4deninj44: o.o How do humans...do the thing?
  477. pd Rydia: But do NOT lift my shirt up again!
  478. J4deninj44: I mean what do they mean by "fiery caverns" and "manhood"?
  479. J4deninj44: Phallic alert! Phallic alert
  480. XStrike8: Man your Battle Stations!!! There is a Phallic Symbol on the premisis.
  481. XStrike8: YES!!!, GOD, YES!!!
  482. pd Rydia: You don't just go around showing off your penis to everyone!!!
  483. J4deninj44: Do you still want to see my penis?
  484. pd Rydia: Shaun - Good luck fucking.
  485. J4deninj44: I want you to see what you're missing
  486. pd Rydia: and don't forget to bring a penis...yours or otherwise
  487. pd Rydia: WOMEN AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE PENISES!
  488. J4deninj44: Next you'll be telling you don't have testicles.
  489. J4deninj44: YOU PEE OUT OF THAT!!
  490. pd Rydia: You're not getting your penis anywhere near my hole!
  491. J4deninj44: Waaaa! I don't want seeds to come out my penis!
  492. J4deninj44: Stay away from me and my penis!
  493. J4deninj44: What if my penis gets lost in the hole?
  494. Arch mage144: No inserting things into my anus!
  495. Arch mage144: I pity the man who enjoys getting rammed in the ass...
  496. Nekojin SCV: AM just got ass raped XD
  497. Arch mage144: *bends over and moons Cho* Am I bleeding?
  498. Nekojin SCV: i promise i won't be soo rough this time
  499. Nekojin SCV: i'll be soft.. i swear ;p
  500. VampireJazz: *giggle* it'll be fun! and i promise i won't violate you again.
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