Misc Quotes 1-500

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RP Quotes

Aaaand miscellaneous quotes--those that don't fit into the OOC or RP lists.

  1. "I say we should all sing...and get totally sloshed! w00t, b00ze!" -- Archmage
  2. "Real love is when she gets out the rawhide." -- Archmage
  3. "TYPE DEMONS!" -- Spleen
  4. "beer does look dangerously and uncanily like urine although i have never seen fizzy urine....yet...." -- KraKeN
  5. "Love is when 72 billion monkeys steal a porsche and drive it off a cliff." -- SuperRube
  6. "Love is an intricate dance of lewd comments and biting." -- Lord McBastard
  7. "Alcohol is good for everything." -- Banjooie
  8. "LET'S ALL RUN FREE, NAKED, AND DRUNK!" -- Shiranai
  9. "I mean we post like, as you know, rabid wombats." -- Nekogami
  10. "Spammers are people too." -- SuperRube
  11. "And then the pixies of doom ate her brain. It was very tragic." -- White Knight
  12. "For my next trick, I shall be crushing the hopes and dreams of the innocent!" -- SuperRube
  13. "You coward! You'd leave a pregnant man to suffer!?" -- Nekogami
  14. "Oh dear god. Staniel's a furry." -- Kotoki
  15. "Onnaaaa!!! OUTTAMYHEAD!!!" - Shadow Watcher
  16. "O_O AHH! CHEMISTRY IS ATTACKING AHHH!" - LadyDragonClawsEDW
  17. "Well.. I have clueless stare down to a fine art ^___^" -- Choark
  18. "Now, face my most fearsome technique! FLAIL ABOUT RANDOMLY!!!" -- White Knight
  19. "Alas, pants. I knew them well." -- Kotoki
  20. "Fetuses ROCK this WORLD! RAAR!" -- Choark
  21. "O__o;;; WE'RE ALL #$@# NUTS, SPADOOOGLE!!!!!!!!" -- FF Fanatic 80
  22. "Upgrade complete. Please reboot your ass" -- Squintz Altec
  23. "Super Fluffy Ninja Kitty.... HIDE!!!" -- Nakibe
  24. "Remember, kids, skulk 3 times a day so you can grow up and be a big and STRONG demon." -- Nakibe
  25. "I lurk because I care." -- SuperRube
  26. "Cuteness is CUTE!" -- SALSAlys
  27. "Someone set up us the goddamn tables." -- Archmage144
  28. "i think i'll give spoon raping a miss this time thanks" -- The Original Darras
  29. "Oh yeah...ya see, ninja are totally sweet, they make people want to crap their pants. They can also get super pissed and swallow frisbees, and kick things in the face. This all helps contribute to TEH REAL ULTIMATE POWER!" -- FlamingDeth
  30. "Sanity is where the pants go on your legs, not your head." -- Crawling Reshiki
  31. "If it smells like a discussion, walks like a discussion, and talks like a discussion.. it's a.. duck" -- Crawling Reshiki
  32. "There's a difference between natural immaturity...and flaming hormonal idiocy." -- Rydia
  33. "*Dilute them bloodlines! Make Hitler roll in his grave!*" -- Uncle Pervy
  34. "We should only wear pants on our heads you conformist bastard!" -- Vulture
  35. "9 out of 10 lurkers agree.... this is a good place to be." -- Nakibe
  36. "...damn, this is one sexy posticon." -- FlamingDeth
  37. "*Pickled Genitals area good conversation piece when placed upon your mantle*" -- Uncle Pervy
  38. "*pulls a d20 out of his bag* Within my hands, I hold fate itself! The tapestry of creation is mine to command!!! RAWR!" -- THE GM, Archmage
  39. "Hey! No cow sex! Bad bad Pervy!" -- Taiar
  40. "Friends don't let friends inflict character death" -- LadyDragonClawsEDW
  41. "GENERALIZATIONS = BAD FOO" -- XIIIRedXIII
  42. "This...is insanity gone insane, while drinking the insanity shake and playing Ping Pong of Doom while eating the chips of Madness. o_o" -- SquintzAltec
  43. "Spiffy. My ass has been deleted." -- Kadrin
  44. "Right. I hereby declare nachos to be Swiss Army food. Ya know, because they're so versatile...or something." -- FlamingDeth
  45. "NO SPOONS PLZKTHX" -- Archmage
  46. "I want to be unique like everbody else" -- FlamingDeth
  47. "This'll be more fun than shoving a monkey into a clear-plastic ball and forcing it to roll around crazy thin-line mazes to collect bannanas!" -- BrainWalker
  48. "TAKE THAT TESTOSTERONE!" -- LadyDragonClawsEDW
  49. "My god, you look EXACTLY like someone that I CAN'T REMEMBER!!!" -- BrainWalker
  50. "Half elves? Uh oh, they are eaten by Dragons, we call them Dwagon Kibble here..." -- Lord McBastard
  51. "insanity= wtf raised to the x power" -- Nekogami
  52. "See a doctor before equipping any magical item or changing your diet." GreatDave
  53. "Well if I can't be active, I can at least be naked." -- Shiranai
  54. "Goodbye, and stop breaking the laws of physics for God's sake." -- Namagomi
  55. "I love my parents... BECAUSE I DON'T LIVE WITH THEM ANYMORE! " -- SuperRube
  56. "*Today's important Lesson. Dragongirls Bite. Nekojin nip*" -- UnclePervy
  57. "What the fuck? That like, defies some sort of law or some shit!" -- BrainWalker
  58. "Welcome to the board. Hope you have an enjoyable stay, please keep your arms, legs, spleens, livers and other vital organs inside the vehicle at all times." -- Koneko
  59. "RAWR! FEAR MY UTERUS!" -- LadydragonclawsEDW
  60. "I spent 3 hours wondering 'Hey, I'm drunk, what should I do now'" -- Banjooie
  61. "It's better than a pile of Jesus!" -- Kotoki
  62. "Yes, a little stabber a day keeps the doctor away." -- Nakibe
  63. "I SMASHIES....in a very intellectual manner" -- Banjooie
  64. "MY WANG IS BIGGER THAN YOUR WANG OMG" -- Banjooie
  65. "So I was like 'hang on, I'm moving at a perfectly reasonable speed for your average archmage!'" -- Archmage
  66. "Anybody have any valuables? It's been several hours since I pillaged anything!" -- UnclePervy (Disco Funk Railroad to DestructionNick Shogun)
  67. "YOU! The big, injust, green guy with the perplexed look!!" -- Mikan (2 Sugoi, Nekogami)
  68. "Yes. I am an assaholic. I am addicted to the ass." -- EKDS5k
  69. "NINJA RABBI, USE YOUR SHURIKEN DREYDALS! " -- Ajil6
  70. "According to statistics, yes...Everyone has one testicle and one breast." -- Archmage144
  71. "DIA IS BANNED FOR HAVING MORE POSTS THAN GOD." -- Zemyla
  72. "I'm KING lesbian." -- Adam
  73. "course...driving drunk while on camel kills more people than shark attacks. I think" -- Ash Fanrico
  74. "First teaching of the black mages: Let the idiots stand in front of you so they get hit instead." -- Jak Snide
  75. "...if I'm wrong I'll just redo something till I get it wrong." -- GameStar7
  76. "Oh, those kooky deities! Always turning themselves into random animals and boinking mortals!" -- White Knight Delta
  77. "Oh, I thought you were trying to make a witty pun, but you were actually being a dumbass!" -- Priam
  78. "Would that un-Jew you?" -- Archmage144
  79. "LUKE'S A POOFTER!" -- Banjooie
  80. "JOKES ON HIM. I FOUND GOD. HE WAS BEHIND THE COUCH THE WHOLE TIME." -- Ajil
  81. "Well, if he's up for it....I've always wanted to have Jesus' kid." -- Jak Snide
  82. "I want to think of Einstien when I eat corn." -- Lord McBastard
  83. "Yeah, if you blew up Ayenee, it'd dodge." -- Archmage
  84. "Sillyness is goo for the soul." -- FF Fanatic
  85. "Not my penis! That's where I keep all my stuff!" -- DW Sage
  86. "'Dad found you in his beer'" -- Banjooie
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