Difference between revisions of "OOC 501-1000"

From RPGWW Wiki
Jump to: navigation, search
m
m
Line 208: Line 208:
 
# dragonclawsedw: Yeah, the penis is always good material.
 
# dragonclawsedw: Yeah, the penis is always good material.
 
# T3chn0Namagomi: When all else fails, outdick him.
 
# T3chn0Namagomi: When all else fails, outdick him.
# --
+
# Arch mage144 (12:46:20 AM): Weee, I'm all fit for bondage! ^_^

Revision as of 15:01, 24 March 2006

OOC & Quotes

Originally "the OOC list" was a .txt file full of quotes pulled from AIM chats, both RPs and otherwise, that were taken out of context--thus the name. It was maintained by pdRydia for a while, but eventually fell to the wayside in favor of other projects; now with the advent of the wiki, additions from others can quite easily be made.

previous 500 | next 500


  1. VampireJazz: i've already raped someone today thanks.
  2. Arch mage144: Damnit, you raped me, and I retaliate...
  3. Choark: *is a phallic symbol*
  4. Arch mage144: *limp*
  5. dragonclawsedw: Aw, but we can't get enough penis!
  6. VampireJazz: I HAD LOTS OF DIRTY SEX!
  7. VampireJazz: PENIS! look mines fatter.
  8. Smartzvn85: but he is...guy and...you are guy...and...SEX!
  9. Hiro Tenkai: Hey Koss, you missed some penis!
  10. dragonclawsedw: Wow, all of this is starting to make me wish I was bi also
  11. Arch mage144: The world needs more penis!
  12. pd Rydia: *buries AM in dildos*
  13. pd Rydia: Dude, if you steal my uterus, I want your penis
  14. pd Rydia: Woo! and I uphold a long standing fine tradition of impregnating Phil!
  15. XStrike8: *steals his penis back*
  16. DogshamanPhil: Fine! o\/o If you don't want my breasts, I'm not taking yours either! *sulk*
  17. XStrike8: *sells Dia's Uterus on E-bay*
  18. Arch mage144: I'd give Winky a huggle or something, but that'd be odd.
  19. VampireJazz: see winky run! see am slap winky! winky is a bizatch!
  20. Smartzvn85: *bends over*
  21. Arch mage144: WHICH HAS BEEN PENETRATED BY CERTAIN OBJECTS!!!
  22. dragonclawsedw (9:43:34 PM): OFF WITH HIS BALLS!
    WillBaseton (9:43:41 PM): WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH CHO?
    J4deninj44 (9:43:45 PM): OFF WITH THE DISEASED WRETCHES!
  23. Choark: look, i have breasts!
  24. Arch mage144: THRUSSSSST!
  25. Arch mage144: Your penis already had a hole in it
  26. J4deninj44: I want to cry, laugh, crap, piss, and dance the macarena all at once.
  27. VampireJazz: i hurt his phallic flower.
  28. pdRydia: I also have a phantom penis, Lex o.o imagine that
  29. VampireJazz: phantom penis's rock my socks. amana......spoon me you sexy bizatch
  30. VampireJazz: their's so much fun to have with a good font and a penis
  31. VampireJazz: i have a nonexistent penis. but i still wuvvle it
  32. VampireJazz: w00t! tickle me pink, and abuse me with a cat toy.
  33. VampireJazz: it goes in the same hole!
  34. Arch mage144: And one part was "With help my penis elongates to perfect length"
  35. J4deninj44: i got to bounce on testicles!
  36. VampireJazz: yay! he had the bagaga from hell!
  37. Hiro Tenkai: I don't want implants. If Albert can't accept my small chest, I deserve better than him
  38. EKDS5k: and yes, I am a man whore
    PortableVulture: A man whore by day! But a mild mannered transvestite by night!
    EKDS5k: I charge $20 a night
  39. pd Rydia: ...aw, who am I kidding, I want you to chain me up and beat me XP
  40. Jak Snide: "The Perverts Pervert" sounds better...
  41. VampireJazz: i hate buttfloss.
  42. Smartzvn85: everything rides up my ass
  43. pd Rydia: What do you mean it's longer?
  44. Nekojin SCV: i have a .. ghostly penis haunting me..
  45. VampireJazz: or in kinky cases, tab a can go into slot c, but that's just nastay
  46. Arch mage144: *the Ghost of AM's penis haunts Dia*
  47. Arch mage144: *penis crawls across the floor to its master*
  48. Arch mage144: Hey! If YOU were a dead pickled penis...
  49. Arch mage144: Just didn't say anyting...I was occupied with my penis, you know.
  50. Nekojin SCV: *slowly incest to Nama*
  51. pd Rydia: the plane of fluffiness could be, potentially, a very kinky place
  52. VampireJazz: WHOO! kinky sex in tha fluffay plane o' pleasure!
  53. UltimateKoD: Can I get a dildo over here?
  54. AshFanrico: *grabs at bulge in pants*
  55. dragonclawsedw: No one's getting lost in my busom!
  56. Arch mage144: Masochists...they certainly add flavor to life.
  57. Arch mage144: ...everyone loves a good fetish...
  58. VampireJazz: *ara's breasts seem to smile*
  59. J4deninj44: Look if your going to eat chicken at least put them in the blender first.
  60. dragonclawsedw: GRR...THEN GET OUTTA MY ASS!
  61. pd Rydia: *moans like heaven*
  62. pd Rydia: o.o Fucking? Yes.
  63. UltimateKoD: Three breasted women are too weird for my tastes!
  64. dragonclawsedw: Yes! I like my phallic symbols!
  65. pd Rydia: who DOESN'T like phallic symbols? *lurk*
  66. Arch mage144: *grabs a phallic symbol*
  67. pd Rydia: *grabs AM's phallic symbol* >_>
  68. Smartzvn85: that my be more phallic than you think...
  69. pd Rydia: *takes AM's phallic symbol and beats Ash over the head with it repeatedly*
  70. Arch mage144: Don't yank so HARD!
  71. AshFanrico: Dia grabbed AM's phallic... OWW~!!!
  72. Arch mage144: I don't suppose you want to take advantage of being locked in a closet together?
  73. Arch mage144: Yes, Yaoi, I'm sure he has a penis...
  74. Smartzvn85: uh just don't whip THAT out...
  75. FFFan80: Woah... my bagaga's alive!
  76. Arch mage144: You're so stiff!
  77. dragonclawsedw: *points at a screen with questionable oblong objects overlaping a map of the east coast*
  78. dragonclawsedw: *checks out his balls*
  79. dragonclawsedw: They're too big...
  80. Smartzvn85: WE HAD SEX!
  81. WillBaseton: Well, it sorta shrinks when you use a small incantation written on the shaft
  82. VampireJazz: can i call you phallic man?
  83. VampireJazz: my ass.......can't take much more vibration!
  84. VampireJazz: thank god! this was getting so kinky i was about to faint!
  85. VampireJazz: it's vibrating! SICK!
  86. VampireJazz: this looks like a sex chamber!
  87. VampireJazz: *plays with straps*
  88. VampireJazz: can't we get off this vibrating penis and fight?!
  89. dragonclawsedw: Yes you are...or you're an inflatable bard...
  90. WillBaseton: I'M NOT AN INFLATABLE SEX TOY!
  91. dragonclawsedw: Boobs of steel! HUZZAH!
  92. VampireJazz: STEP AWAY FROM THE BREASTS.
  93. VampireJazz: *breasts start to flash*
  94. VampireJazz: turn me off cha! i can't hear over my breasts!
  95. Jai Kega: STOP MOANING!
  96. Jak Snide: Ack! He's doing me!
  97. Arch mage144: ...I want my penis back.
  98. Shinigori: I want your penis back, too
  99. dragonclawsedw: You got your penis stolen AGAIN didn't you AM...
  100. WillBaseton: No shrinking my penis!
  101. WillBaseton: RETURN MY PENIS!
  102. pd Rydia: *gives all the males back their respective penises*
  103. FDeth: Wait...was my penis stolen when I wasn't paying attention?
  104. Arch mage144: The club for penises! Lock them up tight so they don't get out or stolen!
  105. Arch mage144: *uses The Club to lock up his penis* This is not comfortable.
  106. Shinigori: someone hotwired my penis once...I thought taking the keys out of the socket was security enough....
  107. pd Rydia: I was gonna say...all this talk about penis made me hungry...
  108. Arch mage144: Orgies are NOT evil.
  109. KnightsofSquare: Yes, she's everyone's bitch, we've been through this before.
  110. WillBaseton: The problem is not my bagaga, it's AM's foot.
  111. Molokidan: Is that like the masturbating cat picture?
  112. VampireJazz: Nothing worse than a sexually frustrated vampire.
  113. Shinigori: *disables namas penis*
  114. Daien42: *makes estimation with her hands* around this thick
  115. Daien42: ... uh... I dunno... he said six inches...
  116. Smartzvn85: STOP STARING AT MY BOOBS!
  117. FFFan80: Did someone just climax?
  118. Jai Kega: *scratches in all the sensitive spots of cats*
  119. FFFan80: ,>.<, I AM NOT YOUR SPRITE WHORE!!!
  120. Smartzvn85: What? you mean penises?
  121. Nekojin SCV: *coughfiveknuckleshufflecoughs*
  122. T3chn0Namagomi: *coughfloggingthedolphincough*
  123. Arch mage144: ...obnoxious, abrasive, body function obsessed poster.
  124. Nekojin SCV: just say "bitch, get on you damn knees!"
  125. Smartzvn85: this place is losing wang
  126. Nekojin SCV: *checks pants*
  127. Nekojin SCV: ahh i have no wang!
  128. Nekojin SCV: i have AM on my to DO list
  129. Arch mage144: My ass is a sacred place!
  130. Smartzvn85: ok then *gives LJ a fork* Fork him in the ass instead!
  131. LovelyJester: everyone needs a good dirty forking in the ass.
  132. Smartzvn85: i hate ass hair
  133. Nekojin SCV: i can draw my own porn, thank you!
  134. Arch mage144: Come here a sex.
  135. Consolelover: If you call me Honey Buns again I'll shove C_C somewhere you WON'T find pleasant.
  136. UltimateKoD: It's very easy to suck with Brian around. XP
  137. UltimateKoD: Come with me to your new best friend, the urinal...
  138. Arch mage144: Just whip it out and concentrate.
  139. VampireJazz: what's having a penis like dia?
  140. pd Rydia: o.O I have a penis??
  141. pd Rydia: O_O AH! What is my penis doing now?!?!
  142. VampireJazz: o.o having pink hair AND a penis is confusing.
  143. pd Rydia: I like my penises...on OTHER people! ><+
  144. dragonclawsedw: Quick! I need the url for the mastrubation picture!
  145. Arch mage144: That's "the masturbating cat picture"
  146. Arch mage144: And...mmm...hardcore sucking.
  147. Sage RedFox: Tie me up with your chain!
  148. XStrike8: Like I said... it's a matter of size.
  149. Smartzvn85: This chat has gone from normal to Phallic in record time
  150. dragonclawsedw: THE NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE PENISES!
  151. KnightsofSquare: No! No "Animate Genitals" spell!
  152. Arch mage144: NO ZOMBIE PENISES!
  153. AdamSquint: *mouth to destruction*
  154. Arch mage144: Amanda's milking Dia!!!
  155. Arch mage144: NO BITIES MY NIPPLE NO!
  156. Arch mage144: *meanwhile, amuses himself by relieving his swollen mammary glands*
  157. XStrike8: You don't love me? You only want me for my massively lactating nipples!!! ;_;
  158. tinydonkey: Hah! I stare death in the face....and lactate!
  159. WillBaseton: I'd much rather have my bagaga than an udder.
  160. dragonclawsedw: SHUT UP AND FIX MY ASS!
  161. Arch mage144: Hey, you're not the one that's picturing the king stroking your squid!
  162. dragonclawsedw: Well normally I don't glance at chats and catch people banging rabbits..
  163. Arch mage144: Well, I'm a lesbian in a man's body.
  164. Smartzvn85: Hey I'm a lesbian too!
  165. Arch mage144: You have good genitals.
  166. dragonclawsedw: Mmm...I like a man with assertive genitilia...
  167. AngeIic Vash: My genitals are telling me how deprived they are.
  168. pdRydia: *steals blaze's penis, repeats her point, and dances the dance of DOOOOOM*
    Consolelover: >.> <.< v.v
    Consolelover: Hey!
    pdRydia: *gives Brian Blaze's bagaga in a box*
    Arch mage144: ...Dia.
    Arch mage144: I do not want Blaze's manhood in any container.
    Arch mage144: Blaze, get over here and claim your penis.
    Consolelover: *claims it, goes off into a corner, and sorts the whole mess out*
  169. Daien01: Outta my ass?
  170. pdRydia: ...I have a penis on my playlist. >_>
  171. Daien01: BUT NO HERO BEFORE HAS HAD TO BUTTRAPE RONALD MCDONALD!!!! ;_;
  172. AdamSquint: Forget those fruity McNuggets...they frighten me.
  173. FFFan80: o___O WHERE'S MY WANG?!?!?!
  174. FFFan80: I DONT TAKE IT UP THE ASS ANYMORE DAMMIT!!!!!!!!
  175. Arch mage144: ...I have really perky nipples though.
  176. VampireJazz: I DEMAND THE RELEASE OF MY NIPPLES.
  177. Arch mage144: ...I'M A DRAGONHALF WITH A FROG UP MY ASS!
  178. End790: o_o But.. but.. what of the fate of my crotch?!
  179. Jak Snide: Guys don't have tits. And the idea of something being inserted up my ass scares me.
  180. KotokiFrog: ...I've got your congestion right here, baby.
  181. Jak Snide: Aaaw, a good night rape! I feel so special!
  182. CaptainPervy: *My genitals say I should go make a pizza*
  183. CaptainPervy: *Pickled Genitals area good conversation piece when placed upon your mantle*
  184. Shinigori: I need to shit so bad my ass hurts
  185. Daien01: Well, there's nothing like butt rape to wake you up at 2:20 in the morning.
  186. Kadrin77: My ass feels funny.
  187. AZNShadow77: ...*Licks himself*
  188. WillBaseton: Get OUT of my pants, Cho!
  189. Shiranai Yuki: ::Latches onto Brian's pants::
  190. Arch mage144: ..........GET OFF MY PANTS!
  191. Arch mage144: ...Dave, what's that in your pants?
  192. Arch mage144: You don't love me because my breasts are too small. ;_;
  193. FFFan80: *rips off shirt* FEAR MY BOOBIES!
  194. Arch mage144: I dont' care if they're small, I'm proud of my boobies!
  195. dragonclawsedw: So remember guys, examine your breasts for lumps every time you shower!
  196. WillBaseton: MY PENIS IS NOT A DISPOSABLE COMMODITY!
  197. J4deninj44: I wish I had the balls to do naked cartwheels.
  198. dragonclawsedw: Yeah, the penis is always good material.
  199. T3chn0Namagomi: When all else fails, outdick him.
  200. Arch mage144 (12:46:20 AM): Weee, I'm all fit for bondage! ^_^