Difference between revisions of "OOC 1-500"

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HoIy Knight Sean: Oh I like this dong
UltimateKoD: TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!
PocketDragonDia: It's like the Lesbian Game, but with a penis! ^_^
HoIy Knight Sean: The TF is mad at me for raping her.
UltimateKoD: You can do Phil later...
PocketDragonDia: Those WERE skanks, right?
PocketDragonDia: Genital Herpes!
Estyn DFei: GENITAL HERPES!
MightyRikimaru: ::takes off zig:: I'm too sexy for my zig, too sexy for this base...
Rikkuo: I FINALLY GOT UNSTUCK.
HoIy Knight Sean: Damn....the TF is horny or something
PocketDragonDia: I think the TF raped YOU, Sean...
HoIy Knight Sean: Doggie style
UltimateKoD: YEAH! STRAIT JACKET! I WANT ONE!
PocketDragonDia: :-D I felt like saying YAAAAAAAARG
DogshamanPhil: Let's say it again! Genital Herpes!
RobT0ny: I CAN FEEL IT GROWING!
SuppinGreatDave: I used to nibble it too.
UltimateKoD: Ah... she's a natural born nibbler!
UltimateKoD: I can barely do that either, man...
Molokidan (in ref to Rob): ok private room we goooooo!
PocketDragonDia: ChattyChat Chat01 is for sanity
End790: Rydia, to imagine you in everyday society.. *spasms from the shock*
Shinigori: oh no, the most obscure weezer song is "Im dumb, shes a lesbian"
Smartzvn85: it screams "I'M LOOKING AT YOU"
Arch mage144: Bring your bagaga, baby!
Smartzvn85: i said suck it with his mouth
Smartzvn85: u know u want it...
End790: Dieeeeeeeee!!!!!!! *smacks Arch Mage with the popsicle stick.. of DOOM!*
End790: Dia, no, four, four! @_o
UltimateKoD: Blue balls make you relax?
UltimateKoD: Please don't be posssessed!
MightyRikimaru: Heh. Manlyhuggling.
KnightsofSquare: State that you'd love to come, but the fairies can't spare you, even for a moment!
HoIy Knight Sean: They said it was very fun
UltimateKoD: Mmmm... purple monkey dishwater...
UltimateKoD: STEINER IN A THONG!
UltimateKoD: Dia gets... off... of implicit differentiation?
Arch mage144: I take off everything for great justice!
KnightsofSquare: Zig, which spelled backwards is "GIZ" which is the acronym for Global Intelligence Zebras, which is a branch of the Herbivorous Alliance, which is trying to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
UltraRube: only I will be: Ryube!
NeoPhoenixTE1: tantacle beats?
NeoPhoenixTE1: :goes lurkies again to save Doma's tentacles:
HoIy Knight Sean: ...bend over...
UltraRube: he is the true king of no pants!
HoIy Knight Sean: But I don't think Satan shows his ass off that much
UltraRube: I do not have boobies!
HoIy Knight Sean: Ooh, I can feel head.
Jak Snide: Inferno rocks my socks
HoIy Knight Sean: ftp is being naughty
UltimateKoD: A sexy... rar?
UltraRube: did she swollow?
PocketDragonDia: that sacramental wine is strong stuff
PocketDragonDia: Dave's trying to seduce me with his sexy rar.
UltraRube: and for gods sake, wear clean under pants!
UltimateKoD: I used to be the chatroom stud!
HoIy Knight Sean: You gotta take off your spurs to ride me, you know
HoIy Knight Sean: If you want me to stop, just yell out a whoa
J4deninj44: Fine, if you want to do it freestyle then go ahead.
LovelyJester: *spoinks phil*
HoIy Knight Sean: You can just feel the hormones in this room.
UltimateKoD: ... that's a real crotch grabber of a song...
SuppinGreatDave: "See a doctor before equipping any magical item or changing your diet"
M0bius 1: Well if I can't be active, I can at least be naked.
PocketDragonDia: want me to take it off?
pocketdragon Dia: I am NOT lactating!
HoIy Knight Sean: ::Dilates::
ultimate K o D: Hey there, talking dong...
Arch mage144: I enjoy showing off my chest.
SuppinGreatDave: Yes she is. She's pimping us all... :-\
J4deninj44: I Ikkied 4 or 5 times
J4deninj44: insanity = wtf raised to the x power
pd Rydia: Genetical herpes!
UltimateKoD: Hey Dia... want some?
Seanousuke: LET'S ALL RUN FREE, NAKED, AND DRUNK!
UltimateKoD: Naked cartwheels are just so FREEING!
pd Rydia: you're eating like a pregnanat woman, Doma >:D
UltimateKoD: I got this lotion stuff that'll make yer feel all nice and ... luvable
Arch mage144: I will....shave Shini's ass!
LovelyJester: "seppuku? whazzat death by anal sex?"
Shinigori: ...dammit, gimme my pants
Arch mage144: Through the power of booze, I have become Archmage, the pantless wonder!
Shinigori: *slaps Jester with a bigass sword*
Shinigori: *goes Hyper Poster level 6, complete with golden ass hair* Bua ha ha ha ha! Gimme my pants or face the wrath of the hairy ass!
LovelyJester: no way jose. pants are meant for peanut buttery goodness.
Sol Goodguy: Show em off
LovelyJester: *slaps incest is best sticker on shini's ass*
LovelyJester: <-----------has had her icecream so she's hormonal.
DogshamanPhil: Woo! *bends over*
LovelyJester: my brain is as clean and fresh as a lily.
Seanousuke: Hmm...Delta Burke goodness.
Shinigori: is THIS the lesbian game?
UltimateKoD: Well if you want to eat him... you'll have to eat me too!
pd Rydia: GIMME! *grabs at chicken*
Shinigori: *blasts Springer with Tek-missile* DIE!!!!! YOU SLEPT WITH MY TRANSEXUAL LESBIAN WIFES DAUGHTERS BROTHERS GIRLFRIENDS DAD
Arch mage144: Earthlink ate me.
Arch mage144: Hmm. Dia's updating KoD's ass....
UltimateKoD: I don't like that word when referring to my buttcheeks...
SuppinGreatDave: Needed whipped cream too
Arch mage144: CREAMY VISIONS? WHY WON'T YOU DIE!?!?!?!
Arch mage144: Dildos, unfortunately, do not excite me much...
Arch mage144: I want nothing to do with anything that might involve a dildo.
Arch mage144: Hey! I want to be groomed!
Arch mage144: *summons up Jello Tentacle Monsters*
LovelyJester: Jello tentacle monster! how wiggly!
J4deninj44: *jumps out of jello* This is so....wrong.
Shinigori: what if we do it together, Dia?
Arch mage144: And if no one else will eat this, I will.
LovelyJester: am's bagaga is on the lose!
LovelyJester: can't you tame that monkey boy?!
Arch mage144: AUGH! You don't fit in my pocket!!!
Arch mage144: You want to see me....sparkle?
Shinigori: monkeys are good for going in the back door
LovelyJester: i'll behave.
Arch mage144: "I wanna show Shini my bagaga so bad!"
Shinigori: ...be in it, not pee in it
KnightsofSquare: I love Thanksgiving...no better time for consuming the FLESH OF THE INNOCENT!!!!
pd Rydia: Kuja has a sexy tail, doesn't he, LJ? >_>
Shinigori: Bend over, Dia! time to be original about being a villian!
SuppinGreatDave: *turns Chrono Cross to rawhide and gives to Dia*
Choark: OH (mines bigger)
Arch mage144: It's hanging again.
Arch mage144: It gets stuck O_o
UltimateKoD: *goes to find moaner*
Seanousuke: Oh well, I'm a lesbian anyway
Arch mage144: Have fun with "the monumental arse"
XStrike8: You will burn your pants and swear allegiance to the almighty tilde.
Arch mage144: I can't believe you called me Archy Baby.
Sol Goodguy: Hey AM. Looked over my thing yet?
Arch mage144: I don't have to take any shit from him. I am the GM.
UltimateKoD: Don't sweat it. We'll do it later.
UltimateKoD: And mutual crotch avoidance...
Estyn DFei: It's not a fetish!
Estyn DFei: We. My ass has never felt cleaner.
Shinigori: i just poked the sheets with a sword
Arch mage144: Real love is when she gets out the rawhide.
LovelyJester: *becomes leather bound goddess of purity*
Arch mage144: I don't like being referred to by using my penis as a locating preposition...
Choark: baboon, gotta love that ass... what am i saying?
UltimateKoD: I'd give you a place in my court if you didn't hate being tied down.
Arch mage144: Bad dog! No pissies on AM no!
LovelyJester: Twirl twirl rotate grab! THRUST!
UltimateKoD: You just don't grab a woman's breast without asking!
Arch mage144: *thinks about how awkward it would be to ask "Can I grab your breast?"*
LovelyJester: little man you take, in burrito you do roll. his feet ignite you do. in your mouth and breathe is next. a yoda blunt did make you.
LovelyJester: I vote for death by YAOI! but that's my taste........
Estyn DFei: Careful though, he enjoys it when women ride him.
UltraRube: ...and the- CHIRST, HES HUMPING MY LEG!
Arch mage144: I decided to just blow the hell outta him...
LovelyJester: the penis is down there for a reason, so you don't have to look at it and start laughing during sex.
Estyn DFei: Heh...notice though, I'm not touching it this time.
End790: oo Why? :p Is this part of your no-pants conspiracy?
End790: Honestly, tho.. no pants? Have you seen people without pants? It can be scary sometimes..
Shinigori: PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS!!
dragonclawsedw: *spits him out*
Choark: I suck, but in a good way...
Choark: I want a herum!! Of little girls all dressed up in chocolate ice cream!!
LovelyJester: he abused me..................... with a spork.
LovelyJester: if i were a man, i'd be a very very very gay man
UltraRube: Holy testicle tuesdays.... This is one big chat.
pdRydia: Saxaphone: I did not have sexual relations with this woman!
dragonclawsedw: Size doesn't matter!!!
J4deninj44: *goes over to Dia, dips her, and plants a hardcore kiss on her*
Arch mage144: But I don't have you fingered as the type that'd be into sex with yarn.
J4deninj44: Gah! Thinking with a penis is hard shit!
KnightsofSquare: I haven't been going around feeling cervixes recently.
LovelyJester: MY DEAR PHALLIC FRIEND!
Excaliburned: And seeing as it's off. *grabs Dave's Ass*
Excaliburned: *puts Dave's ass in THE BAG*
Excaliburned: *grabs Dia's ass too*
Choark: <-- getting excited
KnightsofSquare: I'm not up to playing a lesbian...
Shinigori: I go to the same school Loreina Bobbet went to!!
LovelyJester: even my grandmother's left butt cheek could do it.
Arch mage144: DON'T SET THE PREGNANT PEOPLES ON FIRE!!!!
Arch mage144: It's not fair being a pregnant male, Eh?
T3chn0Namagomi: Can I do it with the plasma cannon?
DDR Rage: I'll just say this...That musta been a hell of an abduction.
T3chn0Namagomi: Zerogori's angry at me for having a LDC bromide
FFFan80: -_- Zzzzzz No Phil Zzzzzz No more lube cream tonight Zzzzzzz
Arch mage144: *puts away the whipped cream and bananas*
UltimateKoD: (... it's harder than you think...)
DDR Rage: Dammit, I want some
LovelyJester: that's the last time you play with my tongue!
Arch mage144: Watching that TM give birth was the highlight of my life!
Arch mage144: Hey, Sean? You up for Yaoifest 2001?
DogshamanPhil: I like that dong.
Arch mage144: You're going to feel me up, Charles?
pdRydia: >.< I never want to have a penis again!
Arch mage144: TOUCH MY NIPPLES!
T3chn0Namagomi: I'm leaving. Goodbye, and stop breaking the laws of physics for God's sake.
DDR Rage: So many men...so little time
Shinigori: strap in, its gonna be a wild ride!
Shinigori: You get to take a turn on Shinis love coaster!
XStrike8: Anyone need a Tentacle Monster to make things EXTRA SPECIAL?!?
Jak Snide: Touch it. It's highly amusing
Arch mage144: I was not smoking weed while delivering a baby!
Shinigori: been waiting to whipe my ass
Choark: he just wants to be hard
Choark: *hard cause jinx is on his lap*
FDeth: And they have wild monkey sex!
Chaos Statue: how about The Ejaculator?
lDarkwolfl: Long tounges are quite handy.
LovelyJester: i've been licked?!
UltimateKoD: Do it! Do it!
Arch mage144: I woke up at 9 and went "ooh!"
Arch mage144: Happy but my mouth feels nasty
Arch mage144: I sound like I just gave someone a blow job v_v;;;
AshFanrico: *steals AM's dice*
Arch mage144: In fact, I'm rather attached to my penis.
Arch mage144: You have to get this airflow equilibrium, or your testicles stick to your thigh!
Arch mage144: You're going to basically go through female puberty! Except...that you'll lose your penis...
pdRydia: *gives Jak a survival kit of chocolate, Midol, and tampons*
J4deninj44: Excuse me, sir, I'm going to have to audit your testicles.
Arch mage144: Testicle auditing?
Arch mage144: Being penetrated like that ruins you for life!
DaenjrT: *bites off Archmages head*
DaenjrT: I'm bored. Care for a quickie?
Arch mage144: He just was looking for a quick fuck for a quick buck!
Daien01: Fuck to the Rhythm baby
pdRydia: Oooo, Daien is a perv? Yay!
Arch mage144: I have discovered that I'm actually quite a masochist o.o
Arch mage144: You should see the things I eat!
UltimateKoD: Ah... nothing like facking to make you feel freed...
dragonclawsedw: do it hard
dragonclawsedw: The word of the day is legs so lets go and spred the word
UltimateKoD: I've got lubricants!
DDR Rage: No...but us guys are flaming enough to show you the true meaning of Rear Admiral ~.^
DogshamanPhil: I TOOK JOP 3013, STUDY OF ABNORMAL JOPPLES!
Arch mage144: NECROPHILIA!
pdRydia: LOVE, PEACE, AND KINKINESS FOR ALL!fs
KnightsofSquare: Yeah, stroke it, KOD!
Smartzvn85: I wanted to say "hot monkey sex" but...
UltimateKoD: *talks to Vince's bagaga* you know, you really need to stop letting him thwack people. you're incharge of him, so take command!
Smartzvn85: Why are you talking to my penis?
pdRydia: now Bahamut...that's a fine piece of dragon ass...^_____^
Arch mage144: I AM NOT RPING A HOMOSEXUAL!
Arch mage144: Uh...I can't play a lesbian, either.
Arch mage144: (Maybe she's...sharing...some....OK. I will NOT be perverted.)
FFFan80: and Cloud put his [Spoiler] in Tifa's [Spoiler]?
UltimateKoD: I love you all! Stop dating fish! Goodbye! *huggles all*
Arch mage144: So what if I have a thing for your large trout?
LovelyJester: on the whole. the penis is a very funny thing. asses just tent to scare me. mainly because of western wear. western wear ruins a good ass.
Arch mage144: I didn't give him the anal sex
UltimateKoD: My digital clock is boned up the butt.
pdRydia: I need to do more phone sex. o.o
UltimateKoD: I plan to lick something soon.
Arch mage144: Nah, we can fuck him together.
pdRydia: >_> I'm not getting sloppy seconds...
Arch mage144: I'm taking the position of rear admiral!
UltimateKoD: Just give it up and suck already!
Arch mage144: Doma, you suck too much as it is.
pdRydia: Oooh, me too, AM! I mean, that one is sooo fuckable!
UltimateKoD: BEAT ME WITH A STICK MOMMY!
UltimateKoD: Lick lick lick!
UltimateKoD: YOU TASTE LIKE WOOD AND BUGS!
FFFan80: DID I HEAR YAOI!!!??? ^_^
Ryuugami: Angel wings will make you just that much more fuckable
XStrike8: When you have something large and wooden shoved so far up your ass, you pretty much CAN'T HELP it.
DogshamanPhil: >_> You don't mean that...you only want me for my bagaga.
LovelyJester: *begins to converse with kod's bagaga*
LovelyJester: wow.........you're wangs a genius!
Nekojin SCV: hey.. if you don't do it for a few thousand years.. doesn't that make you a virgin.. again?
DogshamanPhil: Please stop molesting the scanner.
DogshamanPhil: So now I'm fuckable?
UltimateKoD: ....... Jinx, stop talking with my cock.
LovelyJester: *adds to her list of bagaga buddies*
Arch mage144: Dude, that hole's WAY too small!!!
J4deninj44: AM I'll only have sex with you if you have my baby
DogshamanPhil: I'm already bearing Weird Al Yankovic's kids!
pdRydia: I'm still carrying Amanda's child *holds tummy*
J4deninj44: I don't even know how to have seeeeex! *bawls*
DogshamanPhil: Tampons: The gift that keeps on giving.
Arch mage144: Shall I take the position of Rear Admiral?
DogshamanPhil: You have permission to come aboard!
KnightsofSquare: Amaze your friends! Suprise your enemies! Get your free and painless sex change today!
J4deninj44: *suck suck suck suck* -.-
KnightsofSquare: I never want to be milked again...
pdRydia: Is anyone here lactating, perchance?
pdRydia: everyone loves leather ^.~
Shinigori: *detonates all toilet-dick substitutes with an atomic device*
Shinigoi: but...I lick turtles a lot! They are cool!
Nekojin SCV: You do realise, you DON'T get high of licking turtles..
FFFan80: O.O LOOK! Oni just came out of the closet!!!
Oni Sorasousha: *leaks* o_o()
chikinman500: *grabs Oni*
Arch mage144: Y'know, I think Phil and I should stop discussing jello.
DogshamanPhil: GREAT SHIT! IT'S GOING TO RAIN ROOT BEER TOMORROW!
Arch mage144: What if you gave live birth to an egg?
FFFan80: *Not even gonna TOUCH that one*
Nekojin SCV: *moans slightly, doing it once again*
DogshamanPhil: Amanda, don't take this the wrong way, but you're an excellent succubus.
DogshamanPhil: WE ARE THE LEMON BANANA SQUAD! FEAR OUR NIPPLES!
PortableVulture: Eeek! My orifices!!
PortableVulture: Hey under hot chats there's a lesbian chat! who want's to go and pretend to be lesbians!?!?!?
Smartzvn85: well, arent guys like lesbians?
PortableVulture: I'm a male lesbian!
PortableVulture: TESICLES!
PortableVulture: is 'Ribbed for her pleasure' a flavour?
Arch mage144: *imagines frozen bagaga pops*
PortableVulture: TRALALALA!! I have magical girl powers!
PortableVulture: I wanna hear about Smartz's bum!
FFFan80: >_> Could you... NOT eat me...
Xv Aur0n: Uh DM, that wasn't my hand...
DogshamanPhil: Yeah, tampons are always a good bet
J4deninj44: ... .... *files a 104K on Sean's testicles* ...You get $5 tax return for thos.
T3chn0Namagomi: He shot me in MY ass!
T3chn0Namagomi: You know how long it takes for an ass-shot to heal?
Arch mage144: Astral orgasm!
AZNShadow77: *removes his pants and put on a ribbon* There.
Choark: .. it hurts if ya suck
pdRydia: bye *hugglesass*
JaededAngel: *giggles drunkenly and molests smartz's arm*
Arch mage144: ...*notes arm molestation* o.O Yeah...be happy.
Smartzvn85: *lets Jazz molest his arm*
Xv Aur0n: ::Starts groping Vulture's pan::
PortableVulture: Ohh my god! your raping an underage pan!
Xv Aur0n: That's the hardest pan I've ever laid my fingers on.
Nekojin SCV: I'll never wash the dishs the same way again
FFFan80: I don't want to be another mistake with you...
Xv Aur0n: Oh how fruitful we are.
JaededAngel: and the fry. you gotta french the fry
J4deninj44: I could like to be dominated.
J4deninj44: You want me to dominate you?
DogshamanPhil: *huggles Sirvix* I wub you, soul-sucking warrior woman. Take me.
pdRydia: not after kissing ukranian ass
DogshamanPhil: I don't feel complete without a little ukranian ass in the morning! I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF ANYMORE!
pdRydia: my exact words: "What is it with me and phallic symbols?"
Arch mage144: So you just like sticking long, pointy things in your mouth?
DogshamanPhil: If sucking on phallic symbols is wrong, I don't wanna be right! ^__^
pdRydia: Yes, Brian, I like sucking on long slender objects o.o
DogshamanPhil: I like to put several in my mouth at once!
J4deninj44: She likes em thin...easier to suck.
DogshamanPhil: My mouth isn't that big!
J4deninj44: Let's just stop this tomfoolery and say "Penis".
pdRydia: penises are furry and smelly?
J4deninj44: A guys crotch is not summer fresh.
J4deninj44: Penises are ferrets without legs.
pdRydia: o-o;; IM: "hardcore"?
Xv Aur0n: Boys boys, be my boy...I wanna feel your body...
LovelyJester: in that case do you make love to your sandwiches?
J4deninj44: Sex toys are fun for the whole family
Arch mage144: 7-11 Sex toy emporium!
J4deninj44: I don't really want to have threesome!
J4deninj44: I'm in penis mode
dragonclawsedw: PENIS MODE!
Arch mage144: Hey, having a penis isn't all that bad.
Arch mage144: You aren't having a threesome!
dragonclawsedw: I...moaned in front of everyone....
Arch mage144: There's good moaning, and bad moaning.
Arch mage144: Hey, there's nothing wrong with free love.
J4deninj44: I want some more *giggles*
Xv Aur0n: No I'm the type that eats a donut after sex.
dragonclawsedw: For a moment I thought that said Anal sex of Doma...
Arch mage144: Still enjoying it, Sirvix?
J4deninj44: o.o I'm wearing them...THEY ARE NOT ANAL BEADS!!!
J4deninj44: How ever I do not want strong vaginal muscles
Arch mage144: Your call. You know your vagina better than I do.
J4deninj44: Unlike tampons penises don't have safety strings
J4deninj44: *nods* Can I have more, Hakaril?
Nekojin SCV: *forces AM onto the Table and proceeds to do his work*
PortableVulture: Eww now my pants are sticky
Arch mage144: I AM NOT TURNED ON BY HEXADECIMAL!
Arch mage144: Dia, control the urges!
Nekojin SCV: you know.. the um.. urges
VampireJazz: i'm..........i'm............I HATE STIRRUPS!
Arch mage144: Hand, and you grope people with your hands....yeah...
DDR Rage: I missed a kinky RP?
UltimateKoD: *blinded by the nipples*
AZNShadow77: If Bananas have Potassium, why don't they explode when you bite em? Is it because of a low concentration?
dragonclawsedw: Exploding bananas...
pdRydia: exploding bagagas!
AshFanrico: bad Dia!
VampireJazz: BAGAGA BAANNNNNNNG!
VampireJazz: my poor phallic friend!
dragonclawsedw: Or as Nak would put it....
dragonclawsedw: Bagaga go ESPLODIE!
Nekojin SCV: *slurrp slurrp* best thing i put in my mouth! *slurps*
dragonclawsedw: It's the exploding penis quote exhibition!
DDR Rage: Or in this case, all your ass are belong to us.
T3chn0Namagomi: I missed you, gun...*huggles the gun*
pdRydia: <_< I'm so jealous of your bagaga, AM
Arch mage144: You mean to tell me you've never wanted to kill your father and bang your mother?
dragonclawsedw: I got a penis bopping himself on my head..
J4deninj44: AM, you have a Big Bad Bagaga...I think you should spank it.
FFFan80: *falls off her lap*
dragonclawsedw: Gah! Not the penis kiss of death!
Arch mage144: Can't find your penis, SCV?
Nekojin SCV: *checks pants* .. *cries* i'm so happy..
PortableVulture: Gimme his penis! I WANT TO BRING IT TO LIFE!!! ZOMBIE PENIS!!!!!!
T3chn0Namagomi: I'm not a whore!
PortableVulture: WOW! I knew you where sexually repressed Ash but 'ripping' a doll...wow!
PortableVulture: wo! phaillic imagery
Arch mage144: Never sex change during intercourse!
Arch mage144: Tab A goes into slot B, not Tab A to Tab A!
RedSeph: I want my sword back.
Arch mage144: You're the one that grabbed my breasts!
DDR Rage: ::Dances around, being testically induced by the fish::
Arch mage144: I mean, jeeze, who gets turned on by a fish in their pants
Smartzvn85: why did you leave me jackin' off in the RP
Xv Aur0n: They're conjugating explicit verbs
dragonclawsedw: Ah, another night, another new bed required...
pdRydia: --Phil has been impregnated 3 times--
Daien01: ... size does not matter
PortableVulture: WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM!?!?!?
pdRydia: o_o Well, mommy and daddy go off into the bedroom to make lots of noise, but mommy isn't a mommy,she's really a daddy, so it's daddy and daddy going off to make lots of noise and make flaming gerbils, but if the gerbils aren't biting them they have to order the babies from Sears
PortableVulture: And knowing is half the battle...
ChronoCatfish: I found some sanity around here, but it turned out to be a lobster.
Xv Aur0n: Shit is a mystery to me. I know a lot about toenails though.
KnightsofSquare: *dances the ARGH I'M BEING ATTACKED BY AN AMOROUS RABID WOLVERINE*
Arch mage144: *poking around in other places*
Arch mage144: Whipped professionally!
dragonclawsedw: Whip it good AM!
pd Rydia: *gives everyone honorary rawhide*
T3chn0Namagomi: ASS!
KnightsofSquare: And those just aren't good characteristics in a sex slave!
XStrike8: YAOI?!? ^_^
dragonclawsedw: NAK IS THE LOVECHILD OF XELLOSS AND PHIBRIZZO!
J4deninj44: Oh I just hit a giant freaking ass fin with tiny freaking ass ball...WAKKA WAKKA!
XStrike8: Looks like someone's had you in their mouth... >:\
Choark: *breasts cushion fall*
VampireJazz: wow! my butt did it!
Choark: i was a big breasted girl at the time
Choark: *fondles his own chest*
Smartzvn85: "I molest kittens!"
FFFan80: IDONTKNOWHERETOFINDANIPPLEYOURHIGHNESS!!!!!!
Choark: but you looked so tasty.. I had to have you
dragonclawsedw: Bad Dia! You gotta keep that impregnation of yours under control...
DogshamanPhil: You'll get used to impregnation after a while, dude.
PortableVulture: I want to beat somebody to death with a 14 inch dildo!!!
pd Rydia: But why talk about candy when we can all eat BABY FETUSES!
XStrike8: Baby Fetuses, the food of Champions...
Arch mage144: I suck with people.
dragonclawsedw: whoah, AM pulled a quickie
J4deninj44: Damn, I'm all over the penis.
FFFan80: GENITALS WARTS!!!
FFFan80: ^_^ 'Cause now I know how god damn sexy I'd be as a girl, silly!
FFFan80: With the right tools, you can put any tab where you want -_^
Xv Aur0n: ::Brings a sex toy into it::
dragonclawsedw: I'M BEING HELD BY A HORNEY MAN WITHOUT PANTS AND I'M IN NOTHING BUT ANIMAL SKINS!!
dragonclawsedw: I mean seriously, Bahamut doesn't hump your leg when you summon him...
dragonclawsedw: *chases after him* IT'S ONLY AN ERECTION!
dragonclawsedw: Don't do it, chicks dig penises!
Arch mage144: Don't let him castrate himself!
LovelyJester: yes........i won't cut off my penis.
J4deninj44: My boobs are not up for grabs!!
FFFan80: *>.<* IM: OH MY GOD!!! I'm pissed and turned on at once!!!
UltimateKoD: It's in! :-)
pd Rydia: That's so sexy...take me now. I want to be your love monkey.
VampireJazz: i want to spank the love monkey with amana's spoon!
VampireJazz: ^_^ i transcend gender daily.
VampireJazz: i love my male body!
Arch mage144: Male DM raped me when I was female....
VampireJazz: you want me to rape him/her?!
XStrike8: Lovely Phallic Symbol you have there...
pd Rydia: I sure could go for some phallic symbols right now...
pd Rydia: Oh my god! It's so big!
VampireJazz: nice phallic symbol.
XStrike8: Always did love big swords. ^_^
Arch mage144: Lex, don't leer at Daniel's sack so...
pd Rydia: I want a threeway.
Smartzvn85: uh I'll get it out!
dragonclawsedw: Yeah! I need my phallic symbol damnnit!
VampireJazz: phallic symbols rock my socks
VampireJazz: amana would like being a pony. "ride me ride me!"
Arch mage144: ......I don't like the concept of my soul coming out my penis, thank you!
Arch mage144: I get to stab Molokidan with what looks like my massive green penis!
dragonclawsedw: Stuck him with his "sword" he did...heh heh..
J4deninj44: scary is when 20+ girls have their periods all at the same time i.e. the floor of my dorm once a month
Arch mage144: My gigantic green penis o\/\/ns j00!
Arch mage144: *impales a random bystander with his gigantic green penis of DOOOOM*
pd Rydia: you LIKE stabbing people with your large strangely-colored phallic symbol?
J4deninj44: YOU were the one that moaned
dragonclawsedw: Pocky flavored phallic symbols...
J4deninj44: You name it she'll put it in her mouth...
XStrike8: And WHY are you ladies worried about the FLAVOR of your Phallic Symbols?!?
dragonclawsedw: AM is fixated on the raping thing ne?
XStrike8: I can show you a "symbol of love" that you wouldn't believe
AZNShadow77: *distant yell* SHIT! WRONG WAY!!!
XStrike8: OOh.... ahh!!!! WONDERFUL!!! Just PERFECT!!!
J4deninj44: The supreme Phallic symbol is salty and spits like a camel
XStrike8: T: ...coming, I'm COMING!!!!
AZNShadow77: *Tentacles grab onto the edge of the hole* Urk!
XStrike8: Sex and violence.. violence and Sex... Sexy violence, and violent sex... XD
J4deninj44: o.o How do humans...do the thing?
pd Rydia: But do NOT lift my shirt up again!
J4deninj44: I mean what do they mean by "fiery caverns" and "manhood"?
J4deninj44: Phallic alert! Phallic alert
XStrike8: Man your Battle Stations!!! There is a Phallic Symbol on the premisis.
XStrike8: YES!!!, GOD, YES!!!
pd Rydia: You don't just go around showing off your penis to everyone!!!
J4deninj44: Do you still want to see my penis?
pd Rydia: Shaun - Good luck fucking.
J4deninj44: I want you to see what you're missing
pd Rydia: and don't forget to bring a penis...yours or otherwise
pd Rydia: WOMEN AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE PENISES!
J4deninj44: Next you'll be telling you don't have testicles.
J4deninj44: YOU PEE OUT OF THAT!!
pd Rydia: You're not getting your penis anywhere near my hole!
J4deninj44: Waaaa! I don't want seeds to come out my penis!
J4deninj44: Stay away from me and my penis!
J4deninj44: What if my penis gets lost in the hole?
Arch mage144: No inserting things into my anus!
Arch mage144: I pity the man who enjoys getting rammed in the ass...
Nekojin SCV: AM just got ass raped XD
Arch mage144: *bends over and moons Cho* Am I bleeding?
Nekojin SCV: i promise i won't be soo rough this time
Nekojin SCV: i'll be soft.. i swear ;p
VampireJazz: *giggle* it'll be fun! and i promise i won't violate you again.

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 # HoIy Knight Sean: Oh I like this dong
 # UltimateKoD: TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!

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