Difference between revisions of "OOC 501-1000"

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1. VampireJazz: i've already raped someone today thanks.
2. Arch mage144: Damnit, you raped me, and I retaliate...
3. Choark: *is a phallic symbol*
4. Arch mage144: *limp*
5. dragonclawsedw: Aw, but we can't get enough penis!
6. VampireJazz: I HAD LOTS OF DIRTY SEX!
7. VampireJazz: PENIS! look mines fatter.
8. Smartzvn85: but he is...guy and...you are guy...and...SEX!
9. Hiro Tenkai: Hey Koss, you missed some penis!
10. dragonclawsedw: Wow, all of this is starting to make me wish I was bi also
11. Arch mage144: The world needs more penis!
12. pd Rydia: *buries AM in dildos*
13. pd Rydia: Dude, if you steal my uterus, I want your penis
14. pd Rydia: Woo! and I uphold a long standing fine tradition of impregnating Phil!
15. XStrike8: *steals his penis back*
16. DogshamanPhil: Fine! o\/o If you don't want my breasts, I'm not taking yours either! *sulk*
17. XStrike8: *sells Dia's Uterus on E-bay*
18. Arch mage144: I'd give Winky a huggle or something, but that'd be odd.
19. VampireJazz: see winky run! see am slap winky! winky is a bizatch!
20. Smartzvn85: *bends over*
21. Arch mage144: WHICH HAS BEEN PENETRATED BY CERTAIN OBJECTS!!!
22. dragonclawsedw (9:43:34 PM): OFF WITH HIS BALLS!
    WillBaseton (9:43:41 PM): WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH CHO?
    J4deninj44 (9:43:45 PM): OFF WITH THE DISEASED WRETCHES!
23. Choark: look, i have breasts!
24. Arch mage144: THRUSSSSST!
25. Arch mage144: Your penis already had a hole in it
26. J4deninj44: I want to cry, laugh, crap, piss, and dance the macarena all at once.
27. VampireJazz: i hurt his phallic flower.
28. pdRydia: I also have a phantom penis, Lex o.o imagine that
29. VampireJazz: phantom penis's rock my socks. amana......spoon me you sexy bizatch
30. VampireJazz: their's so much fun to have with a good font and a penis
31. VampireJazz: i have a nonexistent penis. but i still wuvvle it
32. VampireJazz: w00t! tickle me pink, and abuse me with a cat toy.
33. VampireJazz: it goes in the same hole!
34. Arch mage144: And one part was "With help my penis elongates to perfect length"
35. J4deninj44: i got to bounce on testicles!
36. VampireJazz: yay! he had the bagaga from hell!
37. Hiro Tenkai: I don't want implants. If Albert can't accept my small chest, I deserve better than him
38. EKDS5k: and yes, I am a man whore
    PortableVulture: A man whore by day! But a mild mannered transvestite by night!
    EKDS5k: I charge $20 a night
39. pd Rydia: ...aw, who am I kidding, I want you to chain me up and beat me XP
40. Jak Snide: "The Perverts Pervert" sounds better...
41. VampireJazz: i hate buttfloss.
42. Smartzvn85: everything rides up my ass
43. pd Rydia: What do you mean it's longer?
44. Nekojin SCV: i have a .. ghostly penis haunting me..
45. VampireJazz: or in kinky cases, tab a can go into slot c, but that's just nastay
46. Arch mage144: *the Ghost of AM's penis haunts Dia*
47. Arch mage144: *penis crawls across the floor to its master*
48. Arch mage144: Hey! If YOU were a dead pickled penis...
49. Arch mage144: Just didn't say anyting...I was occupied with my penis, you know.
50. Nekojin SCV: *slowly incest to Nama*
51. pd Rydia: the plane of fluffiness could be, potentially, a very kinky place
52. VampireJazz: WHOO! kinky sex in tha fluffay plane o' pleasure!
53. UltimateKoD: Can I get a dildo over here?
54. AshFanrico: *grabs at bulge in pants*
55. dragonclawsedw: No one's getting lost in my busom!
56. Arch mage144: Masochists...they certainly add flavor to life.
57. Arch mage144: ...everyone loves a good fetish...
58. VampireJazz: *ara's breasts seem to smile*
59. J4deninj44: Look if your going to eat chicken at least put them in the blender first.
60. dragonclawsedw: GRR...THEN GET OUTTA MY ASS!
61. pd Rydia: *moans like heaven*
62. pd Rydia: o.o Fucking? Yes.
63. UltimateKoD: Three breasted women are too weird for my tastes!
64. dragonclawsedw: Yes! I like my phallic symbols!
65. pd Rydia: who DOESN'T like phallic symbols? *lurk*
66. Arch mage144: *grabs a phallic symbol*
67. pd Rydia: *grabs AM's phallic symbol* >_>
68. Smartzvn85: that my be more phallic than you think...
69. pd Rydia: *takes AM's phallic symbol and beats Ash over the head with it repeatedly*
70. Arch mage144: Don't yank so HARD!
71. AshFanrico: Dia grabbed AM's phallic... OWW~!!!
72. Arch mage144: I don't suppose you want to take advantage of being locked in a closet together?
73. Arch mage144: Yes, Yaoi, I'm sure he has a penis...
74. Smartzvn85: uh just don't whip THAT out...
75. FFFan80: Woah... my bagaga's alive!
76. Arch mage144: You're so stiff!
77. dragonclawsedw: *points at a screen with questionable oblong objects overlaping a map of the east coast*
78. dragonclawsedw: *checks out his balls*
79. dragonclawsedw: They're too big...
80. Smartzvn85: WE HAD SEX!
81. WillBaseton: Well, it sorta shrinks when you use a small incantation written on the shaft
82. VampireJazz: can i call you phallic man?
83. VampireJazz: my ass.......can't take much more vibration!
84. VampireJazz: thank god! this was getting so kinky i was about to faint!
85. VampireJazz: it's vibrating! SICK!
86. VampireJazz: this looks like a sex chamber!
87. VampireJazz: *plays with straps*
88. VampireJazz: can't we get off this vibrating penis and fight?!
89. dragonclawsedw: Yes you are...or you're an inflatable bard...
90. WillBaseton: I'M NOT AN INFLATABLE SEX TOY!
91. dragonclawsedw: Boobs of steel! HUZZAH!
92. VampireJazz: STEP AWAY FROM THE BREASTS.
93. VampireJazz: *breasts start to flash*
94. VampireJazz: turn me off cha! i can't hear over my breasts!
95. Jai Kega: STOP MOANING!
96. Jak Snide: Ack! He's doing me!
97. Arch mage144: ...I want my penis back.
98. Shinigori: I want your penis back, too
99. dragonclawsedw: You got your penis stolen AGAIN didn't you AM...
100. WillBaseton: No shrinking my penis!
101. WillBaseton: RETURN MY PENIS!
102. pd Rydia: *gives all the males back their respective penises*
103. FDeth: Wait...was my penis stolen when I wasn't paying attention?
104. Arch mage144: The club for penises! Lock them up tight so they don't get out or stolen!
105. Arch mage144: *uses The Club to lock up his penis* This is not comfortable.
106. Shinigori: someone hotwired my penis once...I thought taking the keys out of the socket was security enough....
107. pd Rydia: I was gonna say...all this talk about penis made me hungry...
108. Arch mage144: Orgies are NOT evil.
109. KnightsofSquare: Yes, she's everyone's bitch, we've been through this before.
110. WillBaseton: The problem is not my bagaga, it's AM's foot.
111. Molokidan: Is that like the masturbating cat picture?
112. VampireJazz: Nothing worse than a sexually frustrated vampire.
113. Shinigori: *disables namas penis*
114. Daien42: *makes estimation with her hands* around this thick
115. Daien42: ... uh... I dunno... he said six inches...
116. Smartzvn85: STOP STARING AT MY BOOBS!
117. FFFan80: Did someone just climax?
118. Jai Kega: *scratches in all the sensitive spots of cats*
119. FFFan80: ,>.<, I AM NOT YOUR SPRITE WHORE!!!
120. Smartzvn85: What? you mean penises?
121. Nekojin SCV: *coughfiveknuckleshufflecoughs*
122. T3chn0Namagomi: *coughfloggingthedolphincough*
123. Arch mage144: ...obnoxious, abrasive, body function obsessed poster.
124. Nekojin SCV: just say "bitch, get on you damn knees!"
125. Smartzvn85: this place is losing wang
126. Nekojin SCV: *checks pants*
127. Nekojin SCV: ahh i have no wang!
128. Nekojin SCV: i have AM on my to DO list
129. Arch mage144: My ass is a sacred place!
130. Smartzvn85: ok then *gives LJ a fork* Fork him in the ass instead!
131. LovelyJester: everyone needs a good dirty forking in the ass.
132. Smartzvn85: i hate ass hair
133. Nekojin SCV: i can draw my own porn, thank you!
134. Arch mage144: Come here a sex.
135. Consolelover: If you call me Honey Buns again I'll shove C_C somewhere you WON'T find pleasant.
136. UltimateKoD: It's very easy to suck with Brian around. XP
137. UltimateKoD: Come with me to your new best friend, the urinal...
138. Arch mage144: Just whip it out and concentrate.
139. VampireJazz: what's having a penis like dia?
140. pd Rydia: o.O I have a penis??
141. pd Rydia: O_O AH! What is my penis doing now?!?!
142. VampireJazz: o.o having pink hair AND a penis is confusing.
143. pd Rydia: I like my penises...on OTHER people! ><+
144. dragonclawsedw: Quick! I need the url for the mastrubation picture!
145. Arch mage144: That's "the masturbating cat picture"
146. Arch mage144: And...mmm...hardcore sucking.
147. Sage RedFox: Tie me up with your chain!
148. XStrike8: Like I said... it's a matter of size.
149. Smartzvn85: This chat has gone from normal to Phallic in record time
150. dragonclawsedw: THE NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE PENISES!
151. KnightsofSquare: No! No "Animate Genitals" spell!
152. Arch mage144: NO ZOMBIE PENISES!
153. AdamSquint: *mouth to destruction*
154. Arch mage144: Amanda's milking Dia!!!
155. Arch mage144: NO BITIES MY NIPPLE NO!
156. Arch mage144: *meanwhile, amuses himself by relieving his swollen mammary glands*
157. XStrike8: You don't love me? You only want me for my massively lactating nipples!!! ;_;
158. tinydonkey: Hah! I stare death in the face....and lactate!
159. WillBaseton: I'd much rather have my bagaga than an udder.
160. dragonclawsedw: SHUT UP AND FIX MY ASS!
161. Arch mage144: Hey, you're not the one that's picturing the king stroking your squid!
162. dragonclawsedw: Well normally I don't glance at chats and catch people banging rabbits..
163. Arch mage144: Well, I'm a lesbian in a man's body.
164. Smartzvn85: Hey I'm a lesbian too!
165. Arch mage144: You have good genitals.
166. dragonclawsedw: Mmm...I like a man with assertive genitilia...
167. AngeIic Vash: My genitals are telling me how deprived they are.
168. pdRydia: *steals blaze's penis, repeats her point, and dances the dance of DOOOOOM*
     Consolelover: >.> <.< v.v
     Consolelover: Hey!
     pdRydia: *gives Brian Blaze's bagaga in a box*
     Arch mage144: ...Dia.
     Arch mage144: I do not want Blaze's manhood in any container.
     Arch mage144: Blaze, get over here and claim your penis.
     Consolelover: *claims it, goes off into a corner, and sorts the whole mess out*
169. Daien01: Outta my ass?
170. pdRydia: ...I have a penis on my playlist. >_>
171. Daien01: BUT NO HERO BEFORE HAS HAD TO BUTTRAPE RONALD MCDONALD!!!! ;_;
172. AdamSquint: Forget those fruity McNuggets...they frighten me.
173. FFFan80: o___O WHERE'S MY WANG?!?!?!
174. FFFan80: I DONT TAKE IT UP THE ASS ANYMORE DAMMIT!!!!!!!!
175. Arch mage144: ...I have really perky nipples though.
176. VampireJazz: I DEMAND THE RELEASE OF MY NIPPLES.
177. Arch mage144: ...I'M A DRAGONHALF WITH A FROG UP MY ASS!
178. End790: o_o But.. but.. what of the fate of my crotch?!
179. Jak Snide: Guys don't have tits. And the idea of something being inserted up my ass scares me.
180. KotokiFrog: ...I've got your congestion right here, baby.
181. Jak Snide: Aaaw, a good night rape! I feel so special!
182. CaptainPervy: *My genitals say I should go make a pizza*
183. CaptainPervy: *Pickled Genitals area good conversation piece when placed upon your mantle*
184. Shinigori: I need to shit so bad my ass hurts
185. Daien01: Well, there's nothing like butt rape to wake you up at 2:20 in the morning.
186. Kadrin77: My ass feels funny.
187. AZNShadow77: ...*Licks himself*
188. WillBaseton: Get OUT of my pants, Cho!
189. Shiranai Yuki: ::Latches onto Brian's pants::
190. Arch mage144: ..........GET OFF MY PANTS!
191. Arch mage144: ...Dave, what's that in your pants?
192. Arch mage144: You don't love me because my breasts are too small. ;_;
193. FFFan80: *rips off shirt* FEAR MY BOOBIES!
194. Arch mage144: I dont' care if they're small, I'm proud of my boobies!
195. dragonclawsedw: So remember guys, examine your breasts for lumps every time you shower!
196. WillBaseton: MY PENIS IS NOT A DISPOSABLE COMMODITY!
197. J4deninj44: I wish I had the balls to do naked cartwheels.
198. dragonclawsedw: Yeah, the penis is always good material.
199. T3chn0Namagomi: When all else fails, outdick him.
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