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Kai's quotes.

RP

FFFan80:(as Daniel Hyral and Stephan Hyral
Dan: ...oh come on. Telling you not to play with fire magic? Then setting that rowdy bloke from the city on fire? e_e
Stephan: ...hey, I got the message.
Stephan: There's a time and place to set people on fire.
Stephan: And that was one of them. <_<
Dan: ...*sigh* >_<

Chandler Sablemech and Sizreina
Brian/2: You all want me to suffer in mediocrity!
Brian/2: Children are a straight and narrow path to obscurity in the world of science!
Dianington: *falls over laughing*
Brian/2: Everyone already knows how to make them! They're not interesting anymore!

OMG Priam (as Clive): Ah! Impressive. But your tiny gut can only hold so much! Wa ha ha!

J4deninj44(as ___): So it was, there I be, a beard on m'arse and three goblins breathin' death in m'beard...

OMG Priam (as Clive): Heh....not much of a HRNGBLDINAIJKXNONBPOINW. *that's the sound vomit makes*

PapatymisonN (As Reshtaha): Now that you'll be in my employ, you'll have access to TONS of corpses, right?

Archmage (As James Silvar): You don't build two enormous uber ritual circles of god-summoning aura-shattering power!

PapatymisonN (As Charles Domanada): Yuu'd seell ME out? ME? King Roberc Charls Blablah Domannanana... na?

T3chn0Namagomi (As Kamos): Your diplomacy made me see more penises in a minutes than I needed to see in my whole LIFE, you know.

Lithaladhwen(as Quinn): Don't trust me when you're buying stock, but trust me with sex and barfights.

Midoku Tornas and Stephan Hyral
FFFan80: Midoku: Do I need to remind you of the last occasion on which you consumed scotch? -\/-
FFFan80: Stephan: ...ok, I may have a weeeee bit much to drink. 9\/9
FFFan80: Midoku: ...you screamed out at the top of your lungs, in the middle of the of the town, that I was, and I quote.
FFFan80: Midoku: 'The most shaggable piece of ass for like bloody ever."
FFFan80: Midoku: e_e+
FFFan80: Stephan: ......
FFFan80: Stephan: .....*>\/>*; ...SO ANYWAY
FFFan80: Stephan: e_e *hate... well ok, more like annoyed beams*

Ship Porte, Darin Prentiss, and Tassi Wells
Orewadare: o.o .... .... *pinches it between two fingers, afraid to touch it* Hey, Celestial...I gotta question...
Arch mage144: ...hm?
Orewadare: Um.... ... When Angels and demons do it, who does it burn?
Arch mage144: ...I...
Arch mage144: ...I do not know.
Mekta Satak Kai: *starts to laugh and turns it into a rather prim throat-clearing cough*
Mekta Satak Kai: Well. I can't say that I know either. My apologies.
Orewadare: Oh... *looks like he's been pondering that one for a while*
Orewadare: Can... can I hug you, D...Darin, Sir, Supreme Whiteness, Sir.
Mekta Satak Kai: ...
Arch mage144: ....white...er........
Arch mage144: You...um...why do you want to do that?
Mekta Satak Kai: IM: I'm telling Hakaril.
Mekta Satak Kai: IM: Darin. Sir. Supreme Whiteness. Sir. Hakaril will wet himself.
Orewadare: I...wanna see if I catch on fire or if you catch on fire. I mean I know I'm not as big as you but I got a lot of demon potential.
Arch mage144: ......
Orewadare: I mean...if it's all right...
Arch mage144: ...I...think experiments involving possible combustion are...it would be negligent of me.
Orewadare: Oh...
Orewadare: Can....can...I shake your hand?
Arch mage144: ...if...it would...please you, sir.
Arch mage144: *extends a hand to shake*
Orewadare: ... .... *slooooowly.....sloooooowly......quicklyshakeshishandthenlet'sgo* .... .... ....
Orewadare: Did it burn?
Arch mage144: ...no.
Arch mage144: I believe that is...something of an "urban myth."
Orewadare: ... Ooooh.
Orewadare: Do you have a daughter?
Mekta Satak Kai: .................
Mekta Satak Kai: No. He does not.
Orewadare: Damn....
Mekta Satak Kai: *ahem* Yes, well. Apologies.
Orewadare: I like celestials...
Orewadare: I think it'd be plums and sugar to have a girl that sparkles.
Arch mage144: ........
Mekta Satak Kai: I.... I.... well. Um. ...Well.
Mekta Satak Kai: IM: I'm turning into Darin...
Mekta Satak Kai: I just... well. Perhaps.
Arch mage144: IM: Can he be serious!?
Arch mage144: IM: How...how old is he!? He...but...my...demons...seeking celestial partners? *brain warps*
Orewadare: Hey, is it true that celestials sing when they....*waggles his eyebrows*
Orewadare: I hear they sing so loud bells ring.
Mekta Satak Kai: No.
Mekta Satak Kai: ....Not... in my experience.
Orewadare: Maybe he's broken...
Arch mage144: ........
Mekta Satak Kai: Hmff. Certainly not.
Arch mage144: *silent, reddening*
Orewadare: ....Is it true they have brushy penis so that they can scrub the sin out of you?
Mekta Satak Kai: *firmly* Absolutely not.
Orewadare: ... ... I feel like I've been lied to!
Mekta Satak Kai: You apparently have.
Arch mage144: *eyes wide*
Arch mage144: I...I...think it might be...I might...have to go someplace else.
Mekta Satak Kai: Oh all right. I just wanted to make sure he didn't have any more strange ideas.
Mekta Satak Kai: *to the Enterprising Scientist* Lovely meeting you, young man.
Arch mage144: *nodnodnod*
Arch mage144: Yes! ...maybe we...can...talk again...someday...er...yes. *scoots away quickly*
Orewadare: ... OH! *bows deeply* I'm going to read more about celestials. Hey Mr. Darin, Sir! If you find a celestial girl, tell her I'm available!
Orewadare: *gives Darin a thumbs up*

Yadali Volpecula Sizreina, and briefly Chandler Sablemech
Mekta satak kai: I burned a dolphin made of cheese once.
Mekta satak kai: It smelled bad.
Dianington: ^o.o^
Mekta satak kai: I never did it again.
Dianington: A dolphin made of cheese?
Mekta satak kai: Yeah.
Dianington: Who made a cheese dolphin?
Mekta satak kai: Long story involving a boat and some hummus and then there was this talking bird with a cat hanging onto his tail.
Mekta satak kai: That... Hm. Might not actually have happened.
Mekta satak kai: Huh.
Dianington: ^o.o^ I wish I had a cheese dolphin.
Dianington: It sounds tasty.
Dianington: Maybe mozzarella...
Mekta satak kai: I think it was Port Wine Cheese. Sometimes it comes in cheese balls, and sometimes it's a dolphin.
Brian/2: ......
Mekta satak kai: But... I'm not actually sure whether I really did that at all. But I remember doing it well enough.
Mekta satak kai: So, the point stands.

FFFan80: Midoku: Could we PLEASE cease the discussion of 'JUNK'? >_<

FFFan80: Stephan: ...so, what the bloody fuck *IS* the big deal with tits, anyway? o\/o
Lithaladhwen: Myrnal: I dunno. What's with you and the dangly bits? Don't you get enough of that with your own?
FFFan80: Stephan: ...touche.
FFFan80: Stephan: Oh yeah, tea Dan? >_>
FFFan80: Dan: o_@

Spleen as Boreas and GC130A as Romulus Hackley
DeusFio: Oh, want your phone back?
GC130A: No, I want to forget about it for a few hours then jump through about twenty-seven minutes of convoluted hoops to get it back in time for the ending credits.
DeusFio: O_O
GC130A: Maybe fifty-seven if it's a special.
DeusFio: Car chase???
GC130A: Sure!
DeusFio: O_O

Spleen as Boreas, Kai as Nicki, and GC130A as Romulus Hackley
DeusFio: O_o
DeusFio: Cat...adoption...subroutines........
DeusFio: That's it, that's the name of the band the three of us are forming.
DeusFio: And Rick can come, too.
DeusFio: Cat Adoption Subroutine.
Lithaladhwen: I...what? No!
GC130A: That sounds like a lead vocalist right there.
DeusFio: I've always wanted to be in a superhero band.
GC130A: Or maybe Rick can handle that...
DeusFio: Come on, Nicki. You want to be the lead singer in Cat Adoption Subroutine.
Lithaladhwen: No. No.
Lithaladhwen: You're crazy.
DeusFio: Come on, let's hear some.
DeusFio: Sing for me, my angel of music!
Lithaladhwen: ...............
GC130A: ...
Lithaladhwen: You did not just do that.
DeusFio: No, wait, he was the angel of music, right?
GC130A: No, it was her.
Lithaladhwen: They were both, technically.
Lithaladhwen: They were each other's.
DeusFio: Okay.
Lithaladhwen: That's not the point!
Lithaladhwen: I'm not your-- your angel of music.
DeusFio: 9_9 Obviously.

Spleen as Boreas, FFFan as "Shades", GC130A as Romulus Hackley and KingofDoma as Jay the Bartender (quote is editted for cleanliness; otherwise it'd be a page)
Lithaladhwen: *Someone claims to have cloned Boreas, and someone's threatening to poison the water supply.*
fffan80: I see Dr. Replicano is at it again...
DeusFio: THERE'S ANOTHER ONE OF ME?!?!?!
fffan80: If the news is to be believed, yes.
fffan80: *sips drink* -.-
fffan80: Not a very original scheme, I must say
GC130A: Hey, any scheme that cops off a gum commercial is okay by me.
DeusFio: It's not a clone...it's my long-lost evil robot twin!
PapaTymisonn: Prove you're the only and best one?
fffan80: Perhaps if it were your clone crossed with some form of... angry badger, then it would be mildly intriguing. And amusing.
DeusFio: ...
DeusFio: LONG-LOST EVIL ANGRY BADGER ROBOT TWIN, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE!!!!
(Other things ensue)
PapaTymisonn: ... Boreas, quit freaking out and go, or I'm making you pay your tab.
DeusFio: >_> That's it, you're uninvited to the party when I'm reunited with my evil angry badger robot twin brother.
DeusFio: Or sister. Maybe it's a sister?

Spleen as Boreas, Kai as Nicki, and GC130A as Romulus Hackley
DeusFio: This is why I kept announcing my name and title every time I appeared until it was properly drilled into the media's head.
Lithaladhwen: See? This is another reason no one knows about me.
Lithaladhwen: What would they call me?
Lithaladhwen: All the good animal references are taken.
DeusFio: "I, Boreas, the Wind-Wielder, will save you!"
GC130A: Dartfrog Lass, most likely.
Lithaladhwen: *smirk*
DeusFio: Or "My name is Boreas, the Wind-Wielder, and I'm going to make you pay."
DeusFio: Corny, yeah, but it got the job done.
DeusFio: You can be "Nicki, the Chick who Hangs Out with Boreas, the Wind-Wielder."

Spleen as Boreas
Deus Fio: Metro City would be the center of the world except all the pressure would crush it and it would be really hot.
Deus Fio: So it's kind of the metaphorical center. Or social or something, I dunno, I'm rambling.

PapatymisonN (as Goren Felson): Fine, fine... KEEP your precious gas exchange and bowel movements. Doesn't matter to me.

Sirvix: *..from the door, cheering erupts then dies down.... "-five bottles! How!?" A woman's voice responds, "I have a Vagina of Great Holding... But that's nothing compared to.." another cheer erupts...*

Sirvix: So, I looked this woman right in her eye and told her to take her hand, make a fist and shove it- HI JIMMIKIIIIINS!

Sirvix: You have an ass like cheese, Miriam. Firm it up or you'll be ruined for anal.

Sirvix: ...I wish I had a penis that wasn't my son or attached to my dog or attached to my husband.......

GM Quotes

OOC

FFFan80: "Only YOU can prevent mana burn."

Deus Fio: (I suck at trumpet in increased quantities when I haven't had my sleep.)
KnightsofSquare: (Well, that's where you're going wrong)
KnightsofSquare: (That's entirely the wrong direction to move air through a trumpet)
Deus Fio: (OH DAMN MIKE HAS JUST FIXED ALL THE PROBLEMS I HAVE WITH PLAYING TRUMPET!)
Deus Fio: (IT'S NOT MY EMBOUTURE OR DIAPHRAGM USE, IT'S THAT I'M BREATHING IN!)

Arch mage144: Now I'm imagining mazoku sperm.
Arch mage144: And they can't figure out which way to go, because they're like CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS
Arch mage144: So they just spin around in circles
pd Rydia: oh for fuck's sake, Brian

Der DWSage: (Blurgh. I have no idea how to do court. Kamos, can't you just shoot her or something?)
Der DWSage: (I don't watch Law and Order, dammit!)
J4deninj44: (Heeeeey, I'm watching law and order right now!)
Der DWSage: (So...uh...watch that, and pretend that it's Kamos being the defendant.)
J4deninj44: (He's not a 8-year old with gay parents.)
Der DWSage: (He could be a 30-year old with gay parents.)
Der DWSage: (Same basic concept.)
J4deninj44: (That's fascinating....)
T3chn0Namagomi: (Except his parents aren't gay, and are also dead.)
Der DWSage: (Dead because they're gay.)
T3chn0Namagomi: (No.)
Der DWSage: (Gay because they're dead?)
PsychoWarden2002: (Resh: What happens in Hell stays in Hell. >_>)

Spleen and Kai
Deus Fio: ...Larifien needs some manner of AC-boosting item.
Lithaladhwen: Armor?

ChristianCord: It only now struck me as appropriate. Your Goren would certainly be a lager, if he was a beverage.
Lithaladhwen: *merges them into Ultimate Manly Solidarity Combining Goren Lager*
Lithaladhwen: JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM MAAAAAAAAAAALT
ChristianCord: XD
Lithaladhwen: SHINING PERFECT BROTHERHOOD HOPS~
ChristianCord: YOUR FOAM IS THE FOAM THAT WILL PIERCE THE SKIES!
Lithaladhwen: XD

Archmage: You'd think zombie-poison mushrooms would have no effect, but Team Dai-Goren is going to kick reason to the curb.
Kai: AFDSGHFDSHFD
Kai: omfg
Christian: Don't believe in Goren
Christian: Believe in James who believes in Goren
Christian: Who believes in zombies
Archmage: Who believe in delicious brains
Archmage: Instead~
Archmage: Believe in recursion!
Archmage: Which believes in itself!

Christian: Oh, confirmed from the GM, "She's got a major-league crush on him"
Kai: Uh. Yes.
Kai: I'm amazed she didn't just hand over her panties.
Kai: Women don't say that unless they want to hear, "sex. Now. Right here."
Christian: :|
Christian: But it's Idran GMing
Christian: what the fuck
Kai: Christian.
Kai: I know this is hard, but...
Kai: You need to cyber with Idran.

Random Crap

Kai:
Lithaladhwen: FUCK YOU SOBERMAN
Lithaladhwen: I AM IN ROLEPLAY

Kai "Everything that doesn't fit in my urethra is huge."

Priam and Koss
OMG Priam: SUBMIT TO YOUR GENDER ROLE
KnightsofSquare: MEN DON'T SUBMIT
OMG Priam: THAT'S THE SPIRIT

Koss:
KnightsofSquare: I think you may be confusing "porn" with "the cold war"
KnightsofSquare: It's a common mistake, though

FFFan80 and Kai:
Lithaladhwen: I'll stop looking at porn for a moment.
FFFan80 : .....
FFFan80 : I don't know what disturbs me more
FFFan80 : That you're telling me you're looking at porn
FFFan80 : Or you're stopping such for an RP
FFFan80 : =[

Archmage: I actually wouldn't know, I don't keep up with the gaping anus community.

Arch mage: Oh, I've been somehow ignorance of the infection.

Choark, Besyanteo and Banj
Choark: Go cry
Besyanteo: ._.
Choark: Your tears only make my erection harder!
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: Im holding you to that *gets and eye dropper and a hose*
Lintmancer: ...
Lintmancer: o_o

Shini: *Hurry up with the thing I get to use <Spoiler> with, so I'll get off my sheet and make an ass.*
Shini: *..Get off my ass and make a sheet.*

Deus Fio: I know a thing or two about Roman gladiatorial combat.

KnightsofSquare: When threatened, the testicles retreat within their protective armor coating, foiling many of their natural predators.

der Archmage: Nama: "I HATE MECHWARRIOR AND TOLKIEN AND MAC IS GOING TO BECOME MECHWARRIOR OF THE RINGS AND NOT SUPER ROBOT WARS AND IT WILL NOT BE INFLUENCED ENOUGH BY JAPANESE MEDIA."
der Archmage: "ALSO MY BIRD JUST SHIT ON MY FACE."

MajorGeneralTso: ...Wait. Why am I the guy to go to when Shaun hates your Orgasms?

WillRennar, Kai, and Besyanteo
WillRennar: *casts Plane Shift, albeit a few minutes too late...and somehow warps to stage 8-1* ...Ahh shit. >_<
Mekta Satak Kai: *WilXaq is eaten by Langoliers*
Mekta Satak Kai: That's what happens when you're too late for your plane.
Besyanteo: ... Wow.
Besyanteo: That's a terrible pun AND a wonderful reference, both in one.
Mekta Satak Kai: ^___^
Besyanteo: *hugs*
Mekta Satak Kai: I feel a need to quote myself.

THENinjaRabbi has entered the room.
Lintmancer: And at absolute worst, it's like a puppy skullfucking you
J4deninj44: ...
Mekta Satak Kai: Hi Adam.

violent teaparty: Heeeyyy if I scrape myself against this hard enough, it kinda feels good. ^_@

KnightsofSquare: Actually, one of them isn't a zombie. He's a particularly exceptional form of higher undead
KnightsofSquare: All the liches say he's pretty fly for a wight guy.

Koss, Tai, Shaun, and Daien
MajorGeneralTso: ...<.<...>.>...*Gives Priam a Sex Legged Horse and a Big Sword*
MajorGeneralTso: He has a problem.
CGNakibe: ... XD
A Rockin SN: A sex-legged horse?
A Rockin SN: :P
MajorGeneralTso: It's payback for that unpleasant time for the other day.
MajorGeneralTso: ...You don't wanna know what it does. With its legs.

Koss and Kai
KnightsofSquare: "he could have shoved a penis into her mouth during the time she took to finish her incantation."
Kai: YES
KnightsofSquare: Is this a standard time measurement?
Kai: Yes, it is.
Kai: Like measuring wealth in foreskins.
KnightsofSquare: Damn it, I've been waiting here for at least 5 standard cock insertions!
KnightsofSquare: What took you so long?

Oniichan and Kai
blender_bunny@mac.com:...Why are we talking about Secrets of the lost temple?
Lithaladhwen: LEGENDS OF THE HIDDEN TEMPLE
Lithaladhwen: OLMEC WILL SKULL FUCK YOU

Arch mage144: I should play a centaur and then complain about the lack of centaur accessibility in public places.
Arch mage144: It's like being handicapped, only you're guaranteed to have an enormous dick.
Arch mage144: Assuming you're male.

KnightsofSquare: "I would say that in some of the swing districts where this tactic was used, those people will be vulnerable," LaBarbera says. "Especially when it comes out that they unseated the incumbent with this sort of stealth, gay strategy."
KnightsofSquare: Stealth, gay strategy
KnightsofSquare: GAYS HAVE DEVELOPED A CLOAKING DEVICE
KnightsofSquare: AND IT IS FABULOUS

Kelne2261 has entered the room.
Lithaladhwen: Dude. If you can use CLEAVE while fucking your cock is TOO BIG.
Lithaladhwen: ...Hi Kelne.
Kelne2261: ... Ooookaaay.

FFFan80: HOW GOES THINGS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HOOKER JARS? =(

violent teaparty: There are fields, Neo
violent teaparty: Endless fields
Besyanteo: ...
violent teaparty: Where gays are not born.
violent teaparty: They are grown.
Besyanteo: XD
Lithaladhwen: XD
MischiefMink: XD
T3chn0Namagomi: XD

Archmage: Dude, autism is the lulziest disease on Earth.

T3chn0Namagomi: Had to give Bernie a shower.
T3chn0Namagomi: Wouldn't stop screaming otherwise. <_<;
Lithaladhwen: I'm the same way when I really need to shave my underarms.
T3chn0Namagomi: ...Your underarms won't stop screaming?
Lithaladhwen: I've said too much already.
T3chn0Namagomi: Wow. Never knew underarms could be so vocal

Oniichan, Besyanteo, Wallihan, Shaun, and FlameRaven
blender_bunny@mac.com: Laurell K HITLER
besyanteo: I'm not sure where I g-
blender_bunny@mac.com: Er... Hamilton
besyanteo: ... Dammit, BB
wallahandle: Win.
CGNakibe: Heh.
MischiefMink: Ah yes.
MischiefMink: I have heard of her.
besyanteo: ... Actually, Hitler would have been hillarious if he was into vampries and werewolves.
blender_bunny@mac.com: LKH: INFERIOR URBAN FANTASY MUST BE CLEANSED!
besyanteo: Imagine, trying to breed a master race of hairy men,
besyanteo: with soup can dicks.
wallahandle: That are red and retractable.
blender_bunny@mac.com: Who are addicted to sex.
wallahandle: And swell at the base during orgasm in order to prevent removal.
besyanteo: Thinking that he can enslave people with the force of his MIND
wallahandle: AND RAEP HEAL!
blender_bunny@mac.com: This conversation is going to a silly place.
Wallahandle: This conversation IS a silly place.
CGNakibe: Means that the chat is normal, and all is well.

Idran1701: Can't have a good day without veiled misogyny.

Christian and Kai
ChristianCord: Fool, no mortal man can kill me
ChristianCord: I am no man
ChristianCord: I am a space station
Lithaladhwen: ..................
ChristianCord: Piew piew
Lithaladhwen: Jesus Hussein Christ I'm quoting that.

Shaun and Charles and Kai and Archmage and Christian

(12:28:42 AM) Solis [Solace@f546984.hsd1.tx.5aa6454b.net.hmsk] entered the room.
(12:28:47 AM) Solis: PREPARE FOR TORTURE.
(12:28:54 AM) Cobalt: AND MAKE IT .....DORTURE!
(12:28:55 AM) Solis: That is to say, hi!
(12:28:55 AM) Goren_Felson: AND MAKE IT... DORTURE!
(12:29:01 AM) Goren_Felson: ...
(12:29:01 AM) Cobalt: ...............................
(12:29:06 AM) Miriam: D:
(12:29:08 AM) Cobalt: FUCK THE WHAT, CHARLES
(12:29:11 AM) James_Silvar: What the fucking what the fucking what the fucking fuuuuuuuck
(12:29:17 AM) Solis: MIND BULLETS.

Charles and Kai and Archmage and Christian

Jessie: Team Rocket Blast off at the Speed of Light!?
Jessie: I know it in Swedish too
James_Silvar: It goes something like thsi
James_Silvar: BORK BORK BOOOOORK
Cobalt: Hahahahaha
Jessie: :[
Jessie left the room (quit: Quit: wankers).
Goren_Felson: ...
James_Silvar: Team BORK BORK BOOOOORK at the speed of CHICKEN EEN DEEEER BASKEEE
(Meanwhile in IM: Christian: I am not coming back until Brian apologizes
Lithaladhwen: D:
Christian: The Swedish Chef is a part of our proud national heritage, and I will not see him sullied like that.
Lithaladhwen: XD!!!)
James_Silvar: I'm so sorry that the symbol of your national heritage was held up at gunpoint by Mexican lobsters.
James_Silvar: Does that count as an apology?
Christian: Good. Thank you.

[02:00] <@Miriam> Zea, leaving the room, of the guy she loves
[02:00] <@Zea_Mazuo> Yes.
[02:01] <@Zea_Mazuo> It is intentionally awkward.
(08:01:01 PM) ***Miriam sighs
(08:01:03 PM) Miriam: Teenagers
(08:01:05 PM) Zea_Mazuo: And HEY NOBODY EVER SAID SHE DID
(08:01:07 PM) Zea_Mazuo: WHAT WAS THAT
(08:01:10 PM) Zea_Mazuo: D:
(08:01:14 PM) Miriam: You did!
(08:01:16 PM) Zea_Mazuo: Did not.
(08:01:17 PM) Miriam: You just admitted it!
(08:01:18 PM) Miriam: Ha!
(08:01:22 PM) Zea_Mazuo: Did not!
(08:01:24 PM) Miriam: I have it on pap- digital paper!
(08:01:41 PM) Miriam: Aaaaand...
(08:02:06 PM) Goren: It's established canon now.
(08:02:09 PM) Zea_Mazuo: You know, what? She never said that, and I never said that, and you're the only one who said that, and it's rabbit season.

(09:13:57 PM) Goren: Bah. Engorged penis is engorged penis. Who cares how it got there?
(09:14:18 PM) James_Silvar: I...I...I kind of care about how engorged penises get places.