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RP Quotes

Quotes culled from various RPs--by and large of the chat variety. GM comments also included.

1. "How the HELL do you get a critical booze pour???" -- Archmage
2. "T'garr, I be a fiesty pirate wench. I smash can on my head, scratch my ass first thing in the morning, and hide daggers in my cleavage." -- Fifi (Nekogami)
3. "Since I don't have to kill you...can we be friends?" -- Stacey, the Goddess of Fluffiness (Koss)
4. "Don't give me no puppy dog eyes. I was there when you invented them." -- Nekogami (to Inugami)
5. "CLOCKS ARE THE WORK OF GOD!!! ^_^" -- Stephan (FF Fan)
6. "Ooo, what does this button do?" -- Jak (Jak Snide)
7. "I FOUND A CORNER! I found a corner, I found a corner! See, right here! Stuck on the wall! It's a corner! Woo hoo! Now, to stare at it!" -- Daenj'r (KingOfDoma)
8. "So? The psychologist says I should be more open with my feelings..." -- Staniel (FF Fan)
9. "Now shoo before I rape you." -- Chaos/Canal (Nekogami)
10. "I've done something like that once...except for the soul-ripping part" -- Will (Will Basteon)
11. "Look hun, it's...uh...raining... ...frogs...O_o;;;" -- Aya, Queen of Doma (LDC)
12. "Careful wit' that blade, th's innkeep's a cranky sort when folks start fightin' Ye dun wanna know how many rowdy drunks she's ate ;)" -- Uncle Pervy (Uncle Pervy)
13. "'Keeeeeep! More booze, please! ~_~ I can still think straight!" -- Rai Dia (pd Rydia)
14. "Maybe... or maybe you're just not drunk enough." -- Nakibe (Nakibe)
15. "flowers liked to be picked they're all like wheeeeeeee!" -- Whisper (Jinx)
16. "If you're still able to see in colors and not in scents...you're CERTAINLY not drunk enough." -- Nakibe (Nakibe)
17. "'It was like some evil, malevolent figure was watching him, chuckling gleefully every time yet another accident befell his stylish shirt and pants.'" -- White Knight (White Knight)
18. "BAD raspberry!!!" -- Solis (Nakibe)
19. "Magic. As in, big flashy dink!" -- El Bob (Squintz)
20. "HOW THE FUCK DID WE SLEEP THROUGH DOOMSDAY!?" -- Hakaril (Archmage144)
21. "Why is it always ZOMBIES?" -- Hakaril (Archmage144)
22. "Milk does a neko good!" -- Hayako (Nekogami)
23. "Alright then. Now we're one big happy band of happy adventurers, maybe we should get back to the killing, hmm?" -- Jak (Jak Snide)
24. "We bastet don't feel that the lack of clothes is inappropriate." - Mystess (Nekogami)
25. "Weeee!!! Super fun happy plot advancement!!! :D" -- FF Fanatic, GM
26. "Got Dragonale?" -- Richard (Nakibe)
27. "I'M NOT OVULATING!!!" -- Dia Rai (pd Rydia)
28. "It's just a monster! You don't need to cuss!" -- Migi Kuro (pd Rydia)
29. "Arrr! I be a fiesty pirate wench and anyone who says differen' is likely to have a foot up their arse and a pistol down there gullet!!" -- Nekogami
30. "It's the paperweight...OF DOOM!" -- Hakaril (Archmage144)
31. "Oh course he likes me. =e_e= I'm fluffy and lovable, dammit." -- Noire (pd Rydia)
32. "Why do I feel like I've done something terribly, awfully, heinously good?" -- Mystess, Love Priestess (Nekogami)
33. "I'm in a dress, and it's pink...SHOOT ME!" -- Dia Rai (pd Rydia)
34. "The booze has gone to a better place..." -- Aya (LadyDragonClawsEDW)
35. "me wants teh crunchies oVo" -- evil ravenous (but not too bright) firebeast (DragonMistressSCV)
36. "Mrrfhggrrffffff~!" -- Inugami
37. "Uh oh... the Mage has been reading. Watch out, folks!!! He may destroy your town with his AWESOME VOCABULARY!!!" -- Richard Storm (Nakibe)
38. "MEAN HORSIES DON'T GET BISCUITS!!!" -- Solis (Nakibe)
39. "So remember everyone. Crushing works good on demons." -- Idran (Idran)
40. "Meanwhile, in the back room, our three NPC/Heroes were having a kinky threesome involving creative use of a grandfather clock." -- NebulaQueen
41. "As long as you can kill, you're not useless." -- Kamos Mazuo (Namagomi)
42. "Kalmiahtiden, we have a problem..." -- Kamos Mazuo (Namagomi)
43. "MUTANT FROG DRAGOONS! AAAAH!" -- Jared L'Mahreen (pd Rydia)
44. "No Ayra, you're not the ominous feeling of impending doom." -- Aya du Mythril (LadyDragonClawsEDW)
45. "Ain't no race got the monopoly on stupid, Willy" -- Uncle Pervy (Uncle Pervy)
46. "Choark! Never, EVER take off my pants again!" -- Hakaril (Archmage144)
47. "Bah, my past was full of drinking and polymorph spells." -- Hakaril (Archmage144)
48. "I'm ripping apart whoever caused this. This is insanity." -- Zukath (Divinegon2130)
49. "Don't you know the only excuse for that is being drunk!?" -- Hakaril (Archmage144)
50. "You know, if I met some guy named after an adjective, well, I'd kinda not let him past the gate." -- Dhargun (SqutinzAltec)
51. "And Damnit Taiar you'll take it even if I gotta shove it up your ass!" -- Aya (LadyDragonClawsEDW)
52. "Stop bleeding all over the place damnit!" -- Aya (LadyDragonClawsEDW)
53. "Well first there was the fact I found you head first in a lake. When I finally dragged you out, you laughed and said you were a fish!" -- Pig (Choark)
54. "BOOBIES! Not to be confused with booty. One's for pillagin', one for....well....pillagin but not the same kind." -- Fifi (Nekogami)
55. "Men... never listening as always....." -- Char'rynn (Divinegon2130)
56. "I smell ye! I know that taint o' pathetic anywhere!" -- CaptainPervy (UnclePervy)
57. "I REJECT YOUR PRESENCE!" -- CaptainPervy (UnclePervy)
58. "When in Doma, do what the Domans do." -- Smartz (ChancellorSmartz)
59. "Yaaay the gods approve! Let's screw!" -- Arnast (LadyDragonClawsEDW)
60. "Shut up, we're not doomed..." -- NPC (SquintzAltec)
61. "Odd, I don't have a tragic past at all, I'm just pissy and depressed" - Kamos (Namagomi)
62. "Of course, there is never just one Ninja. Oh no." -- UnclePervy
63. "Be a good chap and die, would you?" -- Kelne
64. "What. In. The. @#%. Are. You. Two. Doing?" -- Hzar (Banjooie)
65. "...I'm not ignoring you. I'm talking to my book." -- Hakaril (Archmagew144)
66. "Just because a man talks to his cats and a book doesn't mean he's crazy." -- Hakaril (Archmage144)
67. "I'm sorry, but there are rules to uphold here. No nakedness is one of them. Along with no suicide and no fighting." -- WillBaseton
68. "Jak gets +50 XP for attempting to RP a nightstand." -- Archmage
69. "Hey girls are alright but sometimes ya just wanna guy to talk to...about manly stuff! Like...bugs...and dirt." -- Robert Kliyy (pd Rydia)
70. "Don't worry, death watches over you! =^_^=" -- Ayra (LDC)
71. "And to be honest, I haven't got a good feeling." -- Taryn (Shirinai)
72. "Er, sir, please keep your daughter away from that, the Drow Hourglass of Death is not a toy" -- Neb (Nebula Queen)
73. "Penguin and the phrase "reign of terror" don't belong in the same sentance" -- Rosalie (LadyDragonClawsEDW)
74. "OK. Good Kanter. Just breathe, think clear, and stop talking to yourself in your head." -- Kanter (Wanderer Josh)
75. "REAL VALTH DON'T FUCKING FLY" -- Dernteir (Nekogami)
76. "I'm cute and my mother is really a man." -- Ship Porte (Nekogami)
77. "Y'know, I've always been told that Dragons are bigger. And less bi-pedal." -- Cuimacc (MovieMan123321)
78. "i dun think the ass is whatcha call full of taste." -- ghost waitress (Jinx)
79. "I don't need a reason to shout penis!" -- Ana (LadyDragonClawsEDW)
80. "That's because an angry woman is a force to be reckoned with." -- Will Baseton
81. "The name of that Infernal Bunny-woman, Kelne, grates on my soul!" -- Chaucer Anglesy (Uncle Pervy)
82. "Give it up for the Earthian EL BOB!" -- Ayisha (LadyDragonClawsEDW)
83. "Ah, so you're a divine creature? You want a bowl of milk?" -- Jak Snide
84. "I'm a farmer." -- Choko (Uncle Pervy)
85. "Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful toenails?" -- Shirinai
86. "MY BREASTS DON'T NEED TO BE IN THIS DISCUSSION" -- Deeum (DMSCV)
87. "Yes, I died. But I got better." -- Hakaril Silvar (Archmage)
88. "GET OVER YOUR PENIS COMPLEX!" -- Hakaril Silvar (Archmage)
89. "I'm not dead...I'm death." -- Ayra du Mythril (LadyDragonClawsEDW)
90. "I wanna get so drunk that I start seeing my friends as cows." -- Aya (LadyDragonClawsEDW)
91. "It pulsated, and glowed, which wasn't really that much of a feat, considering it was a big glowing orb." -- SquintzAltec
92. "Meanwhile, Froggy Will hopped around, pointlessly." -- Squintz Altec
93. "The door said that the establishment was known as the Ferocious Pacifist, which begged the question: How the HELL did these taverns get these names?" -- Squintz Altec
94. "We're staying at the Jade Dragon, but we have to keep things tidy or a dragon will eat us." -- #85
95. "Less talk, more unconditional surrender." -- Kelne
96. "#32's log, day x, where x is equal to 2y and y is undefined and my head hurts..."
97. "The Captain said "Go join!" and I said "Alright. Money can be exchanged for food!"" -- Kyle
98. "As for Mitsu, his evening was already planned. For he harbored a secret, hidden from his closest companions and friends to protect them from its dangers.
    By day, he was a mild-mannered, slightly goofy, cleanliness-obsessed nekojin dragonhalf. But by night...
    "Khrxtblg," Mitsu said intelligently and rolled over on his mat.
    By night, he was an UNCONSCIOUS, mild-mannered, slightly goofy, cleanliness-obsessed nekojin dragonhalf. And... (this is the carefully guarded secret) he snored. Not too loudly, but enough to be irritating. And alas, Breathe-Right Nasal Strips had not yet been invented." -- WhiteKnight
99. "I know I've seen him somewhere before...is he one of the many guards of the castle?" -- Dia Rai
100. "Richard glared at the bartender a bit. "Hey. Ya got any deer heart? Pink here wants some. Raw.""
101. "Raptre looked positively lost. "What? You're having Kamos's baby?? WOW! Congratulations! All this time I thought you were a man you're really just an ugly chick!" He gave Richard an hug." -- Nekogami