Difference between revisions of "Kai's Quotes"

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Kai's quotes.

RP

FFFan80:
Dan: ...oh come on. Telling you not to play with fire magic? Then setting that rowdy bloke from the city on fire? e_e
Stephan: ...hey, I got the message.
Stephan: There's a time and place to set people on fire.
Stephan: And that was one of them. <_<
Dan: ...*sigh* >_<

OMG Priam (as Clive): Ah! Impressive. But your tiny gut can only hold so much! Wa ha ha!

J4deninj44(as ___): So it was, there I be, a beard on m'arse and three goblins breathin' death in m'beard...

OMG Priam (as Clive): Heh....not much of a HRNGBLDINAIJKXNONBPOINW. *that's the sound vomit makes*

PapatymisonN (As Reshtaha): Now that you'll be in my employ, you'll have access to TONS of corpses, right?

Archmage (As James Silvar): You don't build two enormous uber ritual circles of god-summoning aura-shattering power!

PapatymisonN (As Charles Domanada): Yuu'd seell ME out? ME? King Roberc Charls Blablah Domannanana... na?

T3chn0Namagomi (As Kamos): Your diplomacy made me see more penises in a minutes than I needed to see in my whole LIFE, you know.

Lithaladhwen(as Quinn): Don't trust me when you're buying stock, but trust me with sex and barfights.

GM Quotes

OOC

FFFan80: "Only YOU can prevent mana burn."

Deus Fio: (I suck at trumpet in increased quantities when I haven't had my sleep.)
KnightsofSquare: (Well, that's where you're going wrong)
KnightsofSquare: (That's entirely the wrong direction to move air through a trumpet)
Deus Fio: (OH DAMN MIKE HAS JUST FIXED ALL THE PROBLEMS I HAVE WITH PLAYING TRUMPET!)
Deus Fio: (IT'S NOT MY EMBOUTURE OR DIAPHRAGM USE, IT'S THAT I'M BREATHING IN!)

Random Crap

Kai:
Lithaladhwen: FUCK YOU SOBERMAN
Lithaladhwen: I AM IN ROLEPLAY

Kai "Everything that doesn't fit in my urethra is huge."

Priam and Koss
OMG Priam: SUBMIT TO YOUR GENDER ROLE
KnightsofSquare: MEN DON'T SUBMIT
OMG Priam: THAT'S THE SPIRIT

Koss:
KnightsofSquare: I think you may be confusing "porn" with "the cold war"
KnightsofSquare: It's a common mistake, though

FFFan80 and Kai:
Lithaladhwen: I'll stop looking at porn for a moment.
FFFan80 : .....
FFFan80 : I don't know what disturbs me more
FFFan80 : That you're telling me you're looking at porn
FFFan80 : Or you're stopping such for an RP
FFFan80 : =[

Archmage: I actually wouldn't know, I don't keep up with the gaping anus community.

Arch mage: Oh, I've been somehow ignorance of the infection.

Choark, Besyanteo and Banj
Choark: Go cry
Besyanteo: ._.
Choark: Your tears only make my erection harder!
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: Im holding you to that *gets and eye dropper and a hose*
Lintmancer: ...
Lintmancer: o_o

Shini: *Hurry up with the thing I get to use <Spoiler> with, so I'll get off my sheet and make an ass.*
Shini: *..Get off my ass and make a sheet.*

Deus Fio: I know a thing or two about Roman gladiatorial combat.

(More coming as Kai sifts through logs.)