Knifes

One day our Rube Groxley Grunk asked the board to make him a Philsys sheet. This is the result!

--BASIC INFO--
NAME: KNIVES THE STAB-HAPPY TALKING DOG WITH SHIFTY EYES
RPER: BOB THE COMMUNIST CAT
RACE: TALKING DOG WITH SHIFTY EYES
XP 9999/9999
HP 999/999
MP 999/999

--STATS--
AGE: OLD ENOUGH
SEX: JES PLZ :D
LAN: AOLZSPEAK
WTF: =D =D =D
@_@: ???
HUH: YEAH
OMG: BWEE
STB: 8867234e
CAPS: THROUGH THE ROOF

--SKILLS--
999 GODMODING {STB/OMG/CAPS}
999 COMMUNISM FREEDOM {WTF/OMG/OMG}
999 STABBERING {STB}
999 SHOUTING {CAPS}
999 TOTAL HOTNESS {SEX/WTF/@_@}

--TECHS--

• [SHOUTING=999] CALL FAMILAR -- SUMMONS A PLAYBOY BUNNY FROM 1986. IT GNAWS THE ENEMY TO DEATH!
• [GODMODING=999] MAGIC MISSILE -- BLOWS THE SHIT OUT OF THE TARGET...TO DEATH!
• [COMMUNISM CAPITALISM=999] MAX CHARISMA -- IMPRESSES THE TARGET TO DEATH!
• [STABBERING=999] STAB TIME -- STABBERS ENEMY TO DEATH!
• [HOTNESS=999] HOT FDxBOB ACTION -- BURNS THE EYES OUT OF THE TARGET...TO DEATH!
• [GODMODING=999] CANNONBALL ROLL -- ROLLS THE FUCK OUT OF THE TARGET...TO THE PAIN!
• [INNATE] UTERUS BITE -- *CHOMP*
• [INNATE] TEA AND CRUMPETS -- WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA AND CRUMPETS?!