Czxaqcke

Some time ago, the constant misspelling of Wilren's old handle, "Xaq" (generally minor blunders such as Zaq or Xag) gave rise to humorous, intentional misspellings. The first and possibly most famous of these was "Czxaqcke", which has apparently since then been taken as the name of a small country formed on a few square acres of land once part of the USSR...or Australia...or Wyoming...oh, who cares.

ANYWAY.

One day, in the RPGWW Chat, one poor soul made the mistake of beckoning Wilren as "Czshxaqck;ues". At that very moment, a portal to Hell opened and a demon lord appeared, devouring the one who had beckoned him.

Since then, through much trial and error...ESPECIALLY error...the formula for these spells has been roughly determined:

Cz(random characters)xaq(random characters);(random characters)

The first part, Cz, channels the energies of the Underworld. The second part, xaq, designates that something is to be created. The final part, the semicolon, locks this in as a portal to the Underworld. The function of the random characters is not wholly understood yet, although it is known that changing these has an effect on what, exactly, is summoned. Everything from evil muffins to elder gods has fallen through the portal at one point or another.

To date, the only summon anyone has bothered to verify, "Czwilxaq;ren", summons a Slurpee Manticore. Like all manticores, this creature does nothing more than send Wilren to a quick, painful death...the difference here is that this one brings on a nasty case of brain freeze on top of that.