Vulture

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Indeed. Art by Jesterlex.

Cool old poster from days bygone.

Vulture was best known for his famous, inspiring words such as "Indeed" and "I see..."--as illustrated. He held a staunch anti-pants, pro-bagaga political stance, influencing RPGWWers for years to come.

"We should only wear pants on our heads you conformist bastard!"
-- Vulture

Vulture was also given to other, lesser known golden words, as well, and exhibited such striking similarites to certain other posters that rumours* have developed that he might, indeed, have lived a double life as both Vulture and, perhaps, Lex or even Phil-dog.

PortableVulture: Gimme his penis! I WANT TO BRING IT TO LIFE!!! 
ZOMBIE PENIS!!!!!!
PortableVulture: Eeek! My orifices!!
PortableVulture: is 'Ribbed for her pleasure' a flavour?
PortableVulture: TRALALALA!! I have magical girl powers!
PortableVulture: A man whore by day! But a mild mannered 
transvestite by night!
Vulture sees.

Of course, these claims are silly at best. Everyone with a lick of sense must realize that Vulture is the past life incarnation of one of our posters--however, he was born a generation too late, and thus is alive at all the wrong time**! Thus, the crazy mixup-similarities of traits! Oh, those wacky RPGWW shenanigans!


*These rumours might have been made up at the time of this article's writing. **100% verifiable and true.