Misc Quotes 1-500
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Misc Quotes
Aaaand miscellaneous quotes--those that don't fit into the OOC or RP lists.
- "I say we should all sing...and get totally sloshed! w00t, b00ze!" -- Archmage
- "Real love is when she gets out the rawhide." -- Archmage
- "TYPE DEMONS!" -- Spleen
- "beer does look dangerously and uncanily like urine although i have never seen fizzy urine....yet...." -- KraKeN
- "Love is when 72 billion monkeys steal a porsche and drive it off a cliff." -- SuperRube
- "Love is an intricate dance of lewd comments and biting." -- Lord McBastard
- "Alcohol is good for everything." -- Banjooie
- "LET'S ALL RUN FREE, NAKED, AND DRUNK!" -- Shiranai
- "I mean we post like, as you know, rabid wombats." -- Nekogami
- "Spammers are people too." -- SuperRube
- "And then the pixies of doom ate her brain. It was very tragic." -- White Knight
- "For my next trick, I shall be crushing the hopes and dreams of the innocent!" -- SuperRube
- "You coward! You'd leave a pregnant man to suffer!?" -- Nekogami
- "Oh dear god. Staniel's a furry." -- Kotoki
- "Onnaaaa!!! OUTTAMYHEAD!!!" - Shadow Watcher
- "O_O AHH! CHEMISTRY IS ATTACKING AHHH!" - LadyDragonClawsEDW
- "Well.. I have clueless stare down to a fine art ^___^" -- Choark
- "Now, face my most fearsome technique! FLAIL ABOUT RANDOMLY!!!" -- White Knight
- "Alas, pants. I knew them well." -- Kotoki
- "Fetuses ROCK this WORLD! RAAR!" -- Choark
- "O__o;;; WE'RE ALL #$@# NUTS, SPADOOOGLE!!!!!!!!" -- FF Fanatic 80
- "Upgrade complete. Please reboot your ass" -- Squintz Altec
- "Super Fluffy Ninja Kitty.... HIDE!!!" -- Nakibe
- "Remember, kids, skulk 3 times a day so you can grow up and be a big and STRONG demon." -- Nakibe
- "I lurk because I care." -- SuperRube
- "Cuteness is CUTE!" -- SALSAlys
- "Someone set up us the goddamn tables." -- Archmage144
- "i think i'll give spoon raping a miss this time thanks" -- The Original Darras
- "Oh yeah...ya see, ninja are totally sweet, they make people want to crap their pants. They can also get super pissed and swallow frisbees, and kick things in the face. This all helps contribute to TEH REAL ULTIMATE POWER!" -- FlamingDeth
- "Sanity is where the pants go on your legs, not your head." -- Crawling Reshiki
- "If it smells like a discussion, walks like a discussion, and talks like a discussion.. it's a.. duck" -- Crawling Reshiki
- "There's a difference between natural immaturity...and flaming hormonal idiocy." -- Rydia
- "*Dilute them bloodlines! Make Hitler roll in his grave!*" -- Uncle Pervy
- "We should only wear pants on our heads you conformist bastard!" -- Vulture
- "9 out of 10 lurkers agree.... this is a good place to be." -- Nakibe
- "...damn, this is one sexy posticon." -- FlamingDeth
- "*Pickled Genitals area good conversation piece when placed upon your mantle*" -- Uncle Pervy
- "*pulls a d20 out of his bag* Within my hands, I hold fate itself! The tapestry of creation is mine to command!!! RAWR!" -- THE GM, Archmage
- "Hey! No cow sex! Bad bad Pervy!" -- Taiar
- "Friends don't let friends inflict character death" -- LadyDragonClawsEDW
- "GENERALIZATIONS = BAD FOO" -- XIIIRedXIII
- "This...is insanity gone insane, while drinking the insanity shake and playing Ping Pong of Doom while eating the chips of Madness. o_o" -- SquintzAltec
- "Spiffy. My ass has been deleted." -- Kadrin
- "Right. I hereby declare nachos to be Swiss Army food. Ya know, because they're so versatile...or something." -- FlamingDeth
- "NO SPOONS PLZKTHX" -- Archmage
- "I want to be unique like everbody else" -- FlamingDeth
- "This'll be more fun than shoving a monkey into a clear-plastic ball and forcing it to roll around crazy thin-line mazes to collect bannanas!" -- BrainWalker
- "TAKE THAT TESTOSTERONE!" -- LadyDragonClawsEDW
- "My god, you look EXACTLY like someone that I CAN'T REMEMBER!!!" -- BrainWalker
- "Half elves? Uh oh, they are eaten by Dragons, we call them Dwagon Kibble here..." -- Lord McBastard
- "insanity= wtf raised to the x power" -- Nekogami
- "See a doctor before equipping any magical item or changing your diet." GreatDave
- "Well if I can't be active, I can at least be naked." -- Shiranai
- "Goodbye, and stop breaking the laws of physics for God's sake." -- Namagomi
- "I love my parents... BECAUSE I DON'T LIVE WITH THEM ANYMORE! " -- SuperRube
- "*Today's important Lesson. Dragongirls Bite. Nekojin nip*" -- UnclePervy
- "What the fuck? That like, defies some sort of law or some shit!" -- BrainWalker
- "Welcome to the board. Hope you have an enjoyable stay, please keep your arms, legs, spleens, livers and other vital organs inside the vehicle at all times." -- Koneko
- "RAWR! FEAR MY UTERUS!" -- LadydragonclawsEDW
- "I spent 3 hours wondering 'Hey, I'm drunk, what should I do now'" -- Banjooie
- "It's better than a pile of Jesus!" -- Kotoki
- "Yes, a little stabber a day keeps the doctor away." -- Nakibe
- "I SMASHIES....in a very intellectual manner" -- Banjooie
- "MY WANG IS BIGGER THAN YOUR WANG OMG" -- Banjooie
- "So I was like 'hang on, I'm moving at a perfectly reasonable speed for your average archmage!'" -- Archmage
- "Anybody have any valuables? It's been several hours since I pillaged anything!" -- UnclePervy (Disco Funk Railroad to DestructionNick Shogun)
- "YOU! The big, injust, green guy with the perplexed look!!" -- Mikan (2 Sugoi, Nekogami)
- "Yes. I am an assaholic. I am addicted to the ass." -- EKDS5k
- "NINJA RABBI, USE YOUR SHURIKEN DREYDALS! " -- Ajil6
- "According to statistics, yes...Everyone has one testicle and one breast." -- Archmage144
- "DIA IS BANNED FOR HAVING MORE POSTS THAN GOD." -- Zemyla
- "I'm KING lesbian." -- Adam
- "course...driving drunk while on camel kills more people than shark attacks. I think" -- Ash Fanrico
- "First teaching of the black mages: Let the idiots stand in front of you so they get hit instead." -- Jak Snide
- "...if I'm wrong I'll just redo something till I get it wrong." -- GameStar7
- "Oh, those kooky deities! Always turning themselves into random animals and boinking mortals!" -- White Knight Delta
- "Oh, I thought you were trying to make a witty pun, but you were actually being a dumbass!" -- Priam
- "Would that un-Jew you?" -- Archmage144
- "LUKE'S A POOFTER!" -- Banjooie
- "JOKES ON HIM. I FOUND GOD. HE WAS BEHIND THE COUCH THE WHOLE TIME." -- Ajil
- "Well, if he's up for it....I've always wanted to have Jesus' kid." -- Jak Snide
- "I want to think of Einstien when I eat corn." -- Lord McBastard
- "Yeah, if you blew up Ayenee, it'd dodge." -- Archmage
- "Sillyness is goo for the soul." -- FF Fanatic
- "Not my penis! That's where I keep all my stuff!" -- DW Sage
- "'Dad found you in his beer'" -- Banjooie
- "Creative dining;
"Chopsticks are for eating food,
"not for poking eyes."
-- Koss - "YOU CANNOT USE YOUR HANDS. YOU HAVE TO GRAB IT WITH YOUR MOUTH, SO WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT USE YOUR GOD-FORSAKEN HONKEY HANDS OR WE WILL KILL YOU!!" -- Molokidan
- "DUCKY ALSO RECIEVES A SPANKING AND IS SENT TO BED WITHOUT DINNER :-(" -- Bob the Cat
- "JOKES ON HIM. I FOUND GOD. HE WAS BEHIND THE COUCH THE WHOLE TIME." -- Ajil
- "You may think that there is something to it, but it is just an ordinary thread." -- Banj
- "A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. They have a couple of drinks and a deep theological discussion and then leave." -- Suicidal Sprite
- "Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She showed up fifteen minutes late regularly." -- Priam
- "I am somewhat of an attention whore. :)" -- Gamestar7
- "One of the people there RPs a sentient roller coaster. I'm not kidding." -- Banj
- "Oh the innuendo! ™" -- Suicidal Sprite
- "Octopus is by far the best thing about Trillian." -- Brainwalker
- "As much as I appreciate the traditions of holidays, I can't say I'm fond of getting drunk. The other Brian is my own personal anti-drunkenness campaign. It's pretty effective." -- Brainwalker
- "I intend to treat this office with all the respect and integrity of my prececessor. In this vein, I have decided to keep a reminder of his greatness on my desk at all times. *sets a Priam bobblehead on his desk with the letters "WWPD" on it's base on his desk*" -- Brainwalker
- "Thank fcuk they both still have there pants on!!" -- Choark
- "Abandoned at birth in the vast arctic. He was abandoned near a cave of white wolves. The wolves found him and raised him, of course. If theyd idn't he would be dead right now, now wouldn't he? Anyway, back to the backstory." -- Ordinator
- "Ooh! Ooh! I know! I can spend one of my hours at work in 'good thought!' That way, I'll get paid, AND i'll give the world a band-aid! I'M SUCH A GENIUS." -- Priam
- "OVER THE HEAD! :D ?
OVER THE HEAD! :D !
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-- Banj - "He loves attention. It gives him a massive boner or something." -- Squintz
- "Gay mansex, my favourite! :D!" -- FD
- "English is currently the approved language of RPGWW. Learning to write it is heavily suggested." -- Skull Dragon 2
- "It's a commonly known idea that guys have egos the size of Manhattan or more--look at male culture." -- Priam
- "I third the motion...in my pants!" -- FD
- "I'm torn. On one hand, I could congratulate you. On the other hand, this opens entirely new realm for jokes about The Ghey...decisions, decisions..." -- FD
- "RPGWW is like crack, but cheaper and more time consuming." -- FD
- "Gasp. Shock. Horror. Badly made Neo Vane Pie." -- Banjooie
- "I, being English, am a firm follower of the "Two languages in one head? It can't be done!" mindset." -- Suicidal Sprite
- "Why Kamos? Because I secretly lust for him." -- Shinigori
- "Banjooie sucks." -- BOB_STALKER
- "ENLIL, OOC AND FACKING DRUNK! =D!" -- FD
- "People don't seem to realize, it wasn't a powerful ass poke. It was a powerful poke, to the ass!" -Lord McBastard
- "NO SIGS WITH END YAOI IN THEM." -- End Reshiki
- "Is it alright if I use a picture of a lobster having sex with a weasel as my new sig?" -- Bob the Cat
- "Dude, Zem, that's sweet. Now you randomly sexchange." -- Archmage
- "My loins were incorrect." -- Nekogami
- "Correct that typo in your sig or the kitten gets it." -- Rube
- "*Turns on the Banj signal*" -- Rube
- "New person: *Comes in, makes an ass of himself*
Old people: *Treats new person like the ass he has proven himself to be*
New person: Wow, you're a bunch of elitists. :{{{
Old people: No, we just hate you.
New person: *Leaves in a huff*
Old people: Yay!"
-- Rube - "Friends don't let Shini do FUCKING ANYTHING drunk." -- Shinigori
- "Not that I'm a homophobe or anything like that, but you know, if I can help it, I try not to be in situations where naked old men are flailing their junk at me." -- Molokidan
- "You people need to stop forcing me into the position of defending newbies." -- Banjooie
- "First rule of RPGWW: Never, ever give us an "other" option for a postrank poll." -- Spleen
- "I can't argue with Gluglu's "no pants" argument." -- pd Rydia
- "LOINCLOTHS FOR ALL!" -- Suicidal Sprite
- "I find the term foolish honky hilarious. ^^" -- UnclePervy
- "I wholly blame Dia, as I often do, since a great many things are her fault, including tornadoes, the stock market crash, and the disappearance of three of my dress socks." -- Archmage
- "I suppose on the bright side I can smack monsters down while shouting "I AM A FARMER."" -- Archmage
- "We told the cops we were stargazing. And although I certainly was getting glimpses of a heavenly body, and we DID have a telescope in the trunk, that wasn't necessarily our agenda." -- Priam
- "NOO!!! IT BURNS LIKE MY ANUS!!!" -- Nick Shogun
- "In conclusion, talking to my brother, he said it was the tastiest butt he ever ate." -- Shinigori
- "Please provide me with all your bars of the most pure dark chocolate you have and an espresso machine so I can orgasm forever." -- Archmage
- "Okay, I'll give you that. And I'll raise you a declaration of YOU SUCK OMG." -- Priam
- "I declare wtfery." -- Banjooie
- "Cowgirl Bra and hotpants...is this why you were walking funny the day before we left Otakon?" -- UnclePervy
- "Whatever the hell this thread has become, it stabs me in the soul and twists the knife." -- Banjooie
- "(note: no demons were summoned in the making of this post.)" -- ElementalistDaien
- "PANTS DOWN = PARTY ALL NIGHT" -- FD
- "So, why are all the ads for this thread about Irritable Bowel Syndrome?" -- FD
- "Yeah well. Twenty minutes before it started raining it was sunny and hot out. Also we're Canadian, and thus get +3 on our Fortitude save vs cold." -- EKDS
- "Dude, if you're clicking on flash links posted by Mr "look at my penis", you're kind of asking for trouble." -- BrainWalker
- "Heh, I haven't shown my penis for so long now." -- Wolfb3lly
- "Looking back, you basically sounded like Dia on sugar. o.o" -- Banjooie
- "It was mostly just incoherency and saying random things. Incoherently." -- EKDS
- "yeah i got snowed in at my parents...not fun, especially without internet, i got kicked out of an RP because of getting snowed in..." -- PSLoyalist
- "Fo shizzle, my number two pencil. *orders a gold d20 neckchain*" -- Priam
- "'Text cannot convey emotion.' This is why books never ever had any effect on anyone ever." -- Brainwalker
- "I like my men to be pretty. Like me." -- LordMcBastard
- "I like my men like I like my coffee. No, not strong and black. I can't stand coffee." -- Brainwalker
- "It's still better than BMP. Heck, text is better than BMP. Microsoft decided, when they were making an image format, to make it as huge and moronic as possible." -- Zemyla
- "I am of the opinion that there is no danger in pissing anyone at all off when you're online. After all, uh....what are they gonna do? Type at you?" -- EKDS
- "Cthulhu mythos? Aaawwww, how romantic!" -- Wolfb3lly
- "What in the world are you trying to SAY? That there's something wrong with our system? Well congratulations, you just discovered the most incredibly blatantly obvious fact in ALL OF MANKIND'S HISTORY. Would you like a medal or a cookie?" -- Priam
- "Any Yu-Gi-Oh game where you can't scream the name of the cards you play, and florish them like a Prince in springtime is not a game I wish to play." -- LMB
- "Dia is NOT a Democracy." -Banjooie
- "Hi, I'm Josh, or FlamingDeth, or FDeth, or Orinthal James the Kitten (esquire), or the Mysterious Chicken, or Skeletor. You can ask about any of those that you want." -- FD
- "Welcome to Doma, land of the REALISTIC LEGAL SYSTEM. Pounding someone can lead to incarceration, so can attacking someone, using unliscenced magic, lugging around potentially dangerous items in crowded areas, blowing things up, not being particularly nice to a guardsman, practicing the grittier parts of your religion in the streets, being offensive (whether you mean to or not) to the nobility etc. etc. Ahh, nothing like a society built to deal with adventurers." -- Neverah
- "At full size, that image is, indeed, too large. It also is mildly seizure-inducing. Overall not a very good choice for a personal photo/avatar picture." -- pd Rydia
- "Quatre looks remarkably at home in a sailor suit." Archmage
- "I am moving nearer to the center of Victoria soon. More specifically, Esquimalt. Therefore, we have to arrange some sort of meeting to prove RPGWW does not solely consist of godless Ohioans. :(" -- Banjooie
- "I desire mentai sentai hentai." -- Banjooie
- "Woah, woah, boy. Put down the thesaurus, and back away from it slowly." -- SquintzAltec
- "END IS BANNED FOR ASSOCIATING MOOGLES WITH YAOI AND MAKING ME THINK OF REALLY AWFUL PR0N I HAVE SEEN IN THE PAST." -- UnclePervy
- "Honestly, people. There have been no documented cases of wetas eating children. It's just an urban myth." -- Kelne
- "I am all over this with the enthusiasm of a fluorine atom shamelessly stealing the sole electron of a poor, unsuspecting hydrogen atom." -- Archmage
"I'm all over this like Ghenghis Khan on an unwalled capital City in China on a holiday." -- UnclePervy
"I'm all over this like a... ahh... umm...... umm...Well, the point is that I'm all over it." -- BrainWalker
"I'm all over this like hot sauce on anything I'm about to eat." -- Suicidal Sprite - "My ass is not for girls." -- Alex
- "If I paid Gamestar a penny for his thoughts, I'd have change coming."
- "I'd bite you, but it'd just be wierd. You know, a guy biting another guy. You need a dragongirl or something for that. I think that's written somewhere." -- BrainWalker
- "NO ONE EXPECTS THE DOMAN GUARD!" -- Pervy
- "Without my main pimping area, I feel like one of my pensis have been cut off ;__;" -- Choark
- Arch mage144: My cerebral cortex is leaking out my ears
- SongstressEnlil: *BECAUSE IF YOU ARE... JIMMY BUFFET!*
- End790 (2:36:58 AM): *Um, just picture Kelne in an environment with half-naked children and molestation of oddly phallic aliens, and you'll be right on*
- pd Rydia (1:57:20 AM): COMICAL ROMANTIC SITUATIONS SO HILARIOUS YOU'LL CRAP YOUR PANTS!!!
- *OnlineHost*: ReakoSomner rolled 1 69-sided die: 69
- FdeTH: I was going to say something along the lines of "There's plenty of man in Joshville for everone. :D".
- Darkened Yin: HOLKY CRAP
- (4:50:56 PM) RPGWW Chat has left the room.
- TheWaiChibiAngel (6:19:43 PM): *I MUST CHOOSE BETWEEN MY MEAT AND...MY MEAT.*
- Jak Snide (11:23:16 PM): "Let's all take our clothes off, and form a conga line! Look out for that broken class, hey Joe, we need more wine!"
- Fdeth ....stupid people are dumb.
- l33tPenguinePimp: I'm going to try to make a bread bowl.
KnightsofSquare: Good luck.
KnightsofSquare: I can't even make a bread play ping pong. - Arch mage144: KEFKA FLAKES. They're tasty in milk and full of HATE HATE HATE.
- Jak Snide (6:53:25 PM): I'd be like Millia! But manly
pd Rydia (6:53:58 PM): oh oh oh! You'd be like this www.deviantart.com/view/8867700! But Millia!
T3chn0Namagomi (6:55:19 PM): OH DEAR GOD. - OMG Dirty (3:26:45 PM): Oh ho. THE LOGIC IT MAKES SENSE TO ME. >.> mike gets edumacation in the melting bacon town.
- rpgww owner (10:20:39 PM): what are role play games exsactaly
- Arch mage144: Whenever I see a moogle... I think of hot yaoi sex o_O
- KnightsofSquare: You walk north. You walk north. You walk north. You stop for breath, then walk north again. You walk north. You are in front of a Horribly Tacky Castle.
KnightsofSquare: The castle lives up to its name. It is indeed horribly tacky. It is an ugly shade of peptobismal pink, and looms against the sky like a cancerous growth. - [21:23] MEGAMOG911: WHAT KIND OF CHEAP ROBOTS HAVE NO PENISES???
- [21:23] UltraRube: YOU WILL NOT QUESTION THE MAN HOOD OF MY ROBOTS.
- Gasp NotANinja (9:48:48 PM): Greetings. I am the scanner bot. I have successfully noted, via my extensive network, that you have contracted the STFU N00B virus.Kindly turn off AIM for safety.
- The Dice Gods: Shini could not resist ChrC's swedish natural charm! One 'bork' and it was over
- Kirbjooie: ..HOLY SHIT, SHAN'S A GIRL?
- WaiSenshiYuffie: LIKING YAOI DOES NOT MAKE YOU BAY o_O
- EbilRyuuzoku: I expect him to ask us to make our explainations in the form of a haiku for the final exam..
- Will Rennar (10:17:08 PM): Just on a whim I punched "RPGWW hentai" into a Google search.......the first result was my LJ. Nekogami's LJ was the only other result.
- Ragnarok Knight3 has entered the room.
AdamSquint: *groped*
Ragnarok Knight3 has left the room. - J4deninj44 (7:28:00 PM): PHALLUS!!!
- OMG Archmage: ...also, Sarah licked me.
- BrainWalkr: By the end of that one, I was too busy thinking "what the fuck!?" to consider the ramifications on urination.
- Choark: >> I'm nekkid here and ready for action!
- Arch mage144: ...but "losing hard up the ass" doesn't make sense o_O
- J4deninj44: I just got some watermelon lube today!
- Daien42: WANG IS NOT IN THE EQUATION.
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