Idran1701 (1:40:03 PM): Real quick before I head off:
Ended up being an errand today that kept me from
getting to sleep as "early" as I'd planned, so pushing back
that 3PM thing to whenever I wake up.
Actual sleep now, bye. :O
Brodzky Zero (1:40:20 PM): *GET YOURSELF
TOGETHER*
Auto response from Idran1701 (1:40:20 PM): Sleeping.
Idran1701 (1:40:27 PM): It was a family errand.
Brodzky Zero (1:40:33 PM): *GO TO SLEEP OLD
MAN*
Brodzky Zero (1:41:53 PM):
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHH*
Brodzky Zero (1:42:04 PM): *Oh man I know you're
not here but I am laughing heartily :D*
Brodzky Zero signed off at 1:47:28 PM.
Brodzky Zero signed on at 2:11:06 PM.
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Brodzky Zero signed on at 5:36:56 PM.
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Idran1701 (8:34:17 PM): What was so funny? :O
Brodzky Zero (8:34:27 PM): *SOME THING*
Idran1701 (8:34:34 PM): :(
Brodzky Zero (8:35:16 PM): *Scrubs maybe*
Idran1701 (8:35:20 PM): :)
Brodzky Zero (8:35:22 PM): *They had the Cheers
episode today!*
Idran1701 (8:35:28 PM): Oh, that's an awesome one.
Idran1701 (8:35:50 PM): I want a copy of that version of the Cheers theme song too. :(
Brodzky Zero (8:36:21 PM): At least a week to get back to CA?" Kyle, get back to CA immediately. Take a bus (it might be a great
adventure) tomorrow or the next day. Don't wait for your daddy to pick you up. Use YOUR money. Act like a responsible ADULT. Go to
school to prepare yourself for the REAL world. Do these things and Joel and I will be happy to contribute/invest in your future.
You've been exposed to many bad habits, but that's all they are. YOU are an outstanding young man, and deserve a good life. Joel and I
would like to offer guidance and information to assist you. However, you have to do your part.
Idran1701 (8:36:50 PM): I really can only mock her when you're angry? :(
Idran1701 (8:36:53 PM): I want to constantly. :(
Brodzky Zero (8:37:01 PM): *:::::::DDDDDDDDD*
Idran1701 (8:38:45 PM): YOU ARE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT AND YOU HAD BETTER ACT LIKE ONE AND SPEND ALL YOUR
MONEY TAKING A BUS BACK TO CALIFORNIA LIKE REAL ADULTS DO
REAL ADULTS DON'T SAVE, THAT'S FOR THE LITTLE PEOPLE. >:
Idran1701 (8:39:07 PM): *lights a cigarillo with seven $100 bills*
Brodzky Zero (8:39:14 PM): *Yeah real adults don't save money and get jobs and get cars they spend money they don't have on classes that
are already started and full already*
Brodzky Zero (8:39:19 PM): *I TALKED TO HER ON THE PHONE AND TOLD HER TO STOP*
Idran1701 (8:39:25 PM): Told her or yelled at her to?
Brodzky Zero (8:39:34 PM): *Told her.*
Idran1701 (8:40:01 PM): *nod*
Brodzky Zero (8:40:03 PM): *And said that if she wants to help me, next semester, she could shell out some cash or something.*
Brodzky Zero (8:40:29 PM): *And I talked to my FUNNEST UNCLE JOEL about him maybe using some connections to get me a SPIFF
JOB when I get a degree :I*
Idran1701 (8:41:24 PM): Is this Joel a cool feller or another jerk?
Brodzky Zero (8:41:35 PM): *Joel is the nicest man alive*
Idran1701 (8:41:42 PM): Awesome.
Idran1701 (8:41:45 PM): I feel sorry for him. :(
Brodzky Zero (8:41:55 PM): *It's hilarious becay- yeah, she abuses the hell out of him.*
Brodzky Zero (8:42:11 PM): "JOEL GET TO THE CHOCOLATE STORE AND BUY THESE GOURMET CHOCOLATES I DON'T
KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED IT CLOSES IN TEN MINUTES GO GO GO"
Idran1701 (8:42:15 PM): Whose money is it?
Brodzky Zero (8:42:22 PM): *Both*
Idran1701 (8:42:27 PM): *nod*
Brodzky Zero (8:42:34 PM): *Joel is a high up in DOW chemical, or something.*
Brodzky Zero (8:42:52 PM): *Aunt works for medical industry pushing drugs and machineries! She was almost in an episode of HOUSE
once!*
Idran1701 (8:43:03 PM): Really, or she tells everyone?
Brodzky Zero (8:43:10 PM): *She was.*
Idran1701 (8:43:13 PM): Neat.
Brodzky Zero (8:43:27 PM): *The episode where House, in his gunshot induced hallucinations, cuts the patient open with that robot machine.*
Idran1701 (8:44:03 PM): I never saw that one, I don't think.
Brodzky Zero (8:44:04 PM): *That machine is called a Da Vinci something or other and she sold them at the time and was gonna be the
patient from earlier in the episode where he cuts the button off'a the lady's blouse.*
Idran1701 (8:44:15 PM): The one where his lake was fake better?
Idran1701 (8:44:17 PM): *leg
Brodzky Zero (8:44:20 PM): *But her company didn't want something so risque.*
Brodzky Zero (8:44:28 PM): *No, the season finale episode before that*
Idran1701 (8:44:31 PM): Ah.
Idran1701 (8:44:39 PM): Didn't see that one either, then.
Brodzky Zero (8:45:14 PM): House got shot in the neck, and while he was out on ketamine they did that nerve operation thing and his leg was
fine when he woke up so he took a lot of time off between the seasons and the season premiere is when you find out about it
Brodzky Zero (8:45:25 PM): http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/imgs/personality3.png
Idran1701 (8:45:38 PM): She likes a lot of stuff.
Brodzky Zero (8:45:46 PM): http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/imgs/personality2.png
Idran1701 (8:46:09 PM): Dwarven wine? They grow grapes? Where?
Brodzky Zero (8:46:17 PM): *Underground.*
Idran1701 (8:46:26 PM): You can't grow grapes underground. :(
Brodzky Zero (8:46:26 PM): *It's made from mushrooms called Plump Helmets.*
Idran1701 (8:46:29 PM): Ah.
Idran1701 (8:46:31 PM): Cool.
Brodzky Zero (8:46:39 PM): *There's also dwarven grain and such*
Brodzky Zero (8:47:03 PM): *Dwarven cotton type stuff too*
Brodzky Zero (8:47:14 PM): http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/imgs/personality1.png
Brodzky Zero (8:48:47 PM): *Those're the new dwarven personality traits which are blowing me away right now because they were put in
OUT OF NOWHERE*
Idran1701 (8:49:01 PM): Which ones are new?
Brodzky Zero (8:49:07 PM): *And now dwarves will have relationships and all that- which effects the political side of things because people
will get angry and complain to leaders and such.*
Idran1701 (8:49:09 PM): In those screens, I mean.
Brodzky Zero (8:50:40 PM): *All of the stuff like "She is self conscious". Basically, anything after about how they deal with working
outdoors.*
Idran1701 (8:50:47 PM): Huh. Neat.
Brodzky Zero (8:51:57 PM): *See, instead of just having dwarves and ordering 'em around- and getting nobles foisted on you who do nothing
but make demands and change your economy, you'll be able to elect dwarves for positions. And dwarves will complain to them (Rooms cost
too much, there's not enough booze, so on) and THEN they will make demands.*
Idran1701 (8:52:08 PM): Cool.
Brodzky Zero (8:56:56 PM): *IT IS THE BEST GAME EVER*
Idran1701 (8:57:13 PM): NOT EVERYTHING IS THE BEST SOMETHING EVER ZERO :I
Brodzky Zero (8:57:21 PM): *YEA*
Idran1701 (8:57:32 PM): N
Idran1701 (9:01:33 PM): Hahaha. For some reason, Amazon has a 400-word, 4 year old press release for sale. For only 6 dollars! :D
Brodzky Zero (9:01:47 PM): *>P)DO*
Idran1701 (9:01:57 PM): Where are your eyes?
Brodzky Zero (9:02:03 PM): *MDO*
Idran1701 (9:02:18 PM): Well, you should fine them, then.
Brodzky Zero (9:03:06 PM): http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/imgs/personality1.png
Idran1701 (9:04:47 PM): No, I don't think they're there.
Brodzky Zero (9:06:45 PM): *I WILL WRITE to 1k TONIGHT*
Idran1701 (9:06:52 PM): Awesome. :O
Idran1701 (9:06:58 PM): Want to hold off on the RP while you write, then?
Brodzky Zero (9:10:44 PM): no
Idran1701 (9:11:03 PM): When do you want to get started, then?
Brodzky Zero (9:11:17 PM): whenever u are e
Brodzky Zero (9:11:46 PM): *THIS GUY ON SCRUBS HAS YER LAST NAME :D*
Idran1701 (9:12:15 PM): Really? What episode?
Brodzky Zero (9:12:44 PM): *The one where Turk destroys the Pac Man machine*
Idran1701 (9:15:35 PM): Oh, no, that's Hilliard.
Idran1701 (9:15:40 PM): Just looked it up.
Brodzky Zero (9:15:44 PM): *9_9*
Brodzky Zero (9:15:51 PM): *PRONOUNCED THE SAME*
Idran1701 (9:15:53 PM): Barry Kivel (Mr. Hilliard)
Brodzky Zero (9:15:58 PM): *SPEECH CAME BEFORE WRITING*
Idran1701 (9:16:14 PM): Not quite.
Mine: "hill-yard"
His: "hill-ee-ard"
Idran1701 (9:16:28 PM): They sound pretty much the same if you say it quickly, though.
Brodzky Zero (9:16:28 PM): *NOP*
Idran1701 (9:16:37 PM): Okay Mr. Brodsky. :I
Brodzky Zero (9:16:39 PM): *WHEN IS YOU E*
Idran1701 (9:18:29 PM): AS SOON AS YOU ADMIT THEY ARE NOT THE SAME NAME
Idran1701 (9:18:31 PM): MINE
Brodzky Zero (9:18:34 PM): *I DID*
Idran1701 (9:18:35 PM): AND HIS
Idran1701 (9:18:37 PM): WHERE?
Brodzky Zero (9:19:03 PM): Brodzky Zero (8:39:59 PM): *They ain't the same.*
Idran1701 (9:19:33 PM): You didn't bring up the name until 9:12 and that is from 8:39 so it does not could. :(
Idran1701 (9:19:35 PM): *count
Brodzky Zero (9:19:55 PM): *No?*
Idran1701 (9:20:30 PM):
Brodzky Zero (9:11:46 PM): *THIS GUY ON SCRUBS HAS YER LAST NAME :D*
Brodzky Zero (8:39:59 PM): *They ain't the same.*
Brodzky Zero (9:21:07 PM): *HIGH TECH SORCERY*
Idran1701 (9:21:57 PM): >:!
Idran1701 (9:22:03 PM): I'LL HIGH TECH YOUR SORCERY!
Idran1701 (9:24:24 PM): Anyway, ready whenever you are. As long as you're not using this as an excuse for procrastinating on writing.
Idran1701 (9:24:32 PM): Not going to be party to that. >:
Brodzky Zero (9:24:40 PM): *I was gonna start writing at 11 :I*
Idran1701 (9:24:53 PM): Okay.
Brodzky Zero (9:24:53 PM): *BUT I CAN PUT IT OFFA TO A MIDANIGHA*
Idran1701 (9:25:03 PM): *nod* So 2 and a half hours of RP? Sounds good.
Idran1701 (9:25:12 PM): Need me to grab First's color?
Brodzky Zero (9:25:20 PM): asdwwerrffsawerfeaeerffffeeeeertffffss4ttt
Brodzky Zero (9:25:22 PM): *What?*
Brodzky Zero (9:25:33 PM): *First's color is the top left.*
Idran1701 (9:25:54 PM): Ah. Nifty. :O
Idran1701 (9:26:23 PM): <THEN WE START>
Brodzky Zero (9:26:31 PM): *RECAP*
Brodzky Zero (9:28:19 PM): (Electrasol powerball tabs look like the world's most delicious candy)
Idran1701 (9:31:48 PM): After a long journey, First has been successful in retrieving his feather. The party journeyed long over the fields of Elysium, and after returning Dafydd to
his home, they passed over the River Oceanus (after a confusing encounter with an odd bridge guardsman) to the phoenix's nest. Agreeing to his task - finding a specific grove of
plums somewhere near Xaos, the gatetown to Limbo -the phoenix gave them a ride to the Outlands just outside the chaotic village. After a period of asking around in the city,
they found a lead to the location of this grove, heading into the Hinterlands, the land beyond the circle of gates, to find it. A night was spent in an empty city, where the group
faced an odd, distorted version of a wyvern, but beyond the natural strangeness of the realm, little appeared to impede them until they reached the grove itself, where a slaad - an
8' tall, humanoid frog-like creature native to Limbo - was seen lurking there, apparantly using the grove as his own bait source for curious travelers hearing of it. The slaad and
his summoned clanmate were killed after a long and difficult battle, and the phoenix called to appraise their discovery. Thanking them for their efforts, they were each gifted with
a reward, First recieving the feather as his own, and returned to Elysium, to the gate back to Sigil.
Idran1701 (9:32:18 PM): Having quickly left the party, First travels to the person who wished the feather in the first place, to deliver his prize.
Brodzky Zero (9:32:50 PM): (What did first do in all these battles)
Idran1701 (9:33:39 PM): (*shrug* I'm avoiding going into detail because it will be confusing to remember later stuff that didn't really happen in the RP. He did stuff that was helpful
but not necessary for success, apparantly!)
Brodzky Zero (9:34:13 PM): (:I)
Idran1701 (9:36:26 PM): (Go ahead and pick up where ever you want; before, during, or just after the delivery.)
Brodzky Zero (9:37:15 PM): *FIRST IS SITTING IN SIGIL, PROBABLY BLOCKING SOME SMALL SIDEROAD, COUNTING HIS COINS*
Idran1701 (9:39:40 PM): *First counts! He has a lot of coins now that he has finished this job. It will take a few minutes to count them all. :O*
Idran1701 (9:39:45 PM): *So he does, counting and counting...*
Idran1701 (9:40:42 PM): *and while he counts, someone from the side!* Eh, what's this? Some wealthy berk without a lick o' sense? Well, mebbe I can help take some o' that off yer hands,
eh?
Brodzky Zero (9:41:08 PM): *Looks over! And sees who is talking near him!*
Idran1701 (9:42:45 PM): *It's a somewhat short fellow, no more than 4 feet tall, with a short sword in one hand and a dagger in the other, staying hidden in the shadows of the cramped street
and eyeing his coin. A bit stout, dressed in leathers and smirking as he eyes all that money.*
Brodzky Zero (9:43:10 PM): Hello.
Idran1701 (9:43:40 PM): Well, mind handin' that jink over, so this doesn't have t' get messy?
Brodzky Zero (9:44:31 PM): What?
Brodzky Zero (9:44:41 PM): (Were he a computer it would be more like "DATA NOT SUFFICIENT")
Idran1701 (9:46:01 PM): Th' coin, berk. Pass it ove' here, and you won't have t' clean blood out o' those clothes.
Brodzky Zero (9:47:43 PM): I have cleaned blood out of them twice before.
Brodzky Zero (9:48:07 PM): (I think he did those off screen)
Idran1701 (9:48:14 PM): (I believe so!)
Idran1701 (9:48:27 PM): Well, if you make this neat, y' won't have t' do it a third time.
Brodzky Zero (9:49:35 PM): These coins rightfully belong to my Creator.
Idran1701 (9:50:05 PM): Well, tha's a matter of opinion, now ain't it? I say they rightfully b'long t' me.
Brodzky Zero (9:50:39 PM): They are not.
Brodzky Zero (9:51:45 PM): (HAHAHAHAH)
Idran1701 (9:51:52 PM): *steps forward, pointing his short sword towards First's torso, heedless of his armor* Come on, don' be barmy, jus' hand them ove'.
Idran1701 (9:51:55 PM): (:O?)
Brodzky Zero (9:52:04 PM): (FX edited out a part of Me Myself and Irene and actually made it more perverse)
Brodzky Zero (9:53:15 PM): (Girl notices Carrey's character has a large, uh, ridiculously large phallic outline standing out under his jeans. They edited out the scene where he reveals it's a
dildo.)
Brodzky Zero (9:53:32 PM): *Stands.*
Idran1701 (9:53:35 PM): (Ha.)
Idran1701 (9:53:52 PM): *watching as he does, just slightly wavering* ...Think that'll scare me off, berk?
Brodzky Zero (9:54:26 PM): It is my divine duty to protect the property of my Creator.
Idran1701 (9:55:47 PM): Well...i's my duty t' take tha' coin from y'. *and he stabs!*
(You don't have dice there, do you?)
Brodzky Zero (9:56:14 PM): (No but I have a penny I can flip as needed)
Brodzky Zero (9:56:22 PM): (I could use Python)
Brodzky Zero (9:56:46 PM): (Gimme two seconds to write a SCRIPT!!!)
Idran1701 (9:57:14 PM): (Kay. Was going to link you to an online dice roller, but that works. :O)
Brodzky Zero (9:58:23 PM): [ def roll():
print str(r.randint(1, 20)) ]
Idran1701 (9:59:34 PM): *His sword deflects off First's armor, and he frowns slightly, starting to realize perhaps he's in too far.*
Idran1701 (9:59:41 PM): (Not going to bother with initiative.)
Idran1701 (9:59:46 PM): (Just tell me what he's doing. :O)
Brodzky Zero (9:59:58 PM): (TELL ME WHEN TO ROLL)
Brodzky Zero (10:00:35 PM): I am my Creator's property. You have tried to injure me.
Brodzky Zero (10:02:01 PM): *Is drawing his blades. Were he a drow celebrity, they would have cool names*
Idran1701 (10:03:06 PM): *the would-be thief stabs again, trying to get him down before he can be sliced up himself*
Idran1701 (10:03:43 PM): *His blade gets through his armor this time, but just barely; even First can tell it's hardly stuck him at all*
Idran1701 (10:03:48 PM): (BY THE AMOUNT OF SWORD STICKING OUT)
Idran1701 (10:03:54 PM): (BEFORE YOU COMPLAIN >:)
Brodzky Zero (10:04:38 PM): (M TOING?)
Idran1701 (10:05:35 PM): (...What?)
Brodzky Zero (10:05:46 PM): (My toin?)(
Idran1701 (10:06:46 PM): (YES)
Brodzky Zero (10:07:54 PM): *Tries for a downwards slash. No use trying for a decapitation- he's too short :(*
Brodzky Zero (10:08:00 PM): (ROLL?)
Idran1701 (10:08:02 PM): (ROLL :O)
Brodzky Zero (10:08:13 PM): >>> roll()
17
Idran1701 (10:08:58 PM): *First slashes, easily cutting through the thief's armor and drawing a good amount of blood* (6 damage)
Idran1701 (10:09:35 PM): *and the thief, shouting with pain and suddenly looking quite frightened, begins dashing off, holding his wound as he runs down the side road and back out*
Brodzky Zero (10:10:07 PM): *Makes to leap afterwards!*
Brodzky Zero (10:10:22 PM): (If within range and possible, he will try for another snikker snak :I )
Idran1701 (10:10:44 PM): (What's he doing with his coin as he dashes? If he was counting it, I'm guessing it's not just within his bag.)
Brodzky Zero (10:11:39 PM): (It's on the ground in seemingly random stacks which mix denomination)
Idran1701 (10:11:54 PM): (*nod* He's leaving it there as he dashes, then?)
Brodzky Zero (10:12:00 PM): (Yes.)
Idran1701 (10:12:10 PM): *First leaps!*
Idran1701 (10:12:21 PM): (Roll!)
Brodzky Zero (10:12:35 PM): >>> roll()
11
Idran1701 (10:13:35 PM): *he slashes again, carving another gouge into the retreating thief's back; he falls, breathing shallowly but unconscious*
Brodzky Zero (10:14:47 PM): All who make themselves enemies of the Creator shall be destroyed.
Idran1701 (10:15:11 PM): (First is a meanie ;_;)
Brodzky Zero (10:15:32 PM): *Kneels, begins spraying perfume and chanting in his rocky tongue.*
Brodzky Zero (10:16:27 PM): *And thusly sacrifices the thief in the name of his Creator.*
Idran1701 (10:16:35 PM): *the thief is sacrificed!*
Idran1701 (10:16:52 PM): (And a "500" drifts up from his body to the great HUD in the sky. :I)
Brodzky Zero (10:17:03 PM): *Begins a rudimentary looting procedure.*
Idran1701 (10:17:54 PM): *besides his swords and now-damaged armor, he's
got a handful of silver on him; that's about it, though*
Brodzky Zero (10:18:08 PM): *Which involves removing the clothing and
sorting all of the articles found into piles- all containers are emptied out and
looked through*
Brodzky Zero (10:18:15 PM): (Sorry- some asshole
called me on the phone.)
Idran1701 (10:18:32 PM): (Oh?)
Brodzky Zero (10:19:27 PM): (Yeah I've been getting
calls from this number (Around 10 or 11 pacific) for a
few weeks now. They always hang up when I say
hello? and it was especially bad in New York when it's 1
or 2 Eastern)
Idran1701 (10:19:41 PM): (Weird. What number is it?)
Idran1701 (10:19:51 PM): (Did you try looking it up?)
Brodzky Zero (10:19:54 PM): (Some area code starting
with 8)
Brodzky Zero (10:19:56 PM): (No.)
Brodzky Zero (10:20:03 PM): (HOLD ON LET ME
MAKE A ROLL FOR SOMETHING)
Idran1701 (10:20:12 PM): (You might want to talk to the
company about blocking it or something.
Also kay. :O)
Brodzky Zero (10:21:07 PM): *First recalls that things
can be exchanged for coins!*
Brodzky Zero (10:21:37 PM): *He takes the swords,
and the armor. Also the silver of course. Then treks
back to the coin stacks*
Idran1701 (10:22:12 PM): (Did you mean armor by
clothing earlier, or is First really being that weird? :I)
Brodzky Zero (10:22:53 PM): (Yes, he is a weird.)
Idran1701 (10:23:44 PM): *taking the loot and leaving the
now-stripped/sacrificed body in the middle of the road,
still leaking blood over its surface, First goes back to his
counting*
Brodzky Zero (10:24:06 PM): *WHAT IS THE
TOTAL!*
Idran1701 (10:24:14 PM): *he spots a small black bird
flying off with one of his shinier coppers, and his stacks
are disrupted, but the rest is fine :D*
Idran1701 (10:24:28 PM): (Total: 3312 and change now.)
Brodzky Zero (10:25:03 PM): (His method of stacking is
purely ornamental. He can hold the numbers in his head
easily (There's not mcuh else there), but he's seen others
do it with money and thus it must be useful somehow!)
Idran1701 (10:25:09 PM): (*nod*)
Idran1701 (10:25:19 PM): (I meant the bird knocked them
over is all. :D)
Brodzky Zero (10:25:34 PM): (::U)
Brodzky Zero (10:25:47 PM): *Makes a note to deal
with the bird later.*
Brodzky Zero (10:26:16 PM): *He puts his stuff away,
and begins taking the swords and armor to a market.*
Idran1701 (10:26:54 PM): *he leaves the road, stepping
over the corpse and heading to the closest market*
Brodzky Zero (10:27:47 PM): (Watson: It was a cold
August night when Sherlock alerted me of a most
singular case. He called upon me for my medical
knowledge, as well as my familiarity with the trinkets of
woman, being married as I was. He filled me in on the
grisly details during the coach ride to the scene- a body
had been found in the road decapitated and with the
scent of perfume in the air.)
Idran1701 (10:28:00 PM): (:D)
Idran1701 (10:28:06 PM): (AND TO SAVE TIME:)
Idran1701 (10:28:31 PM): (Just going to deal with the
selling straight-out here.)
Brodzky Zero (10:28:50 PM): (WHAT)
Idran1701 (10:29:22 PM): (12 gold for the weapons, only
2 for the armor since it's sliced up.)
Brodzky Zero (10:29:46 PM): (:( YOU HAVE
ROBBED ME OF THE FUN INTERACTIONS)
Brodzky Zero (10:30:00 PM): (The armor is also
absolutely drenched with blood.)
Idran1701 (10:30:12 PM): (I HAVE ROBBED YOU OF
THE BORING INTERACTIONS SO WE CAN GET
TO THE FUN INTERACTIONS FASTER)
Idran1701 (10:30:21 PM): (And right, good point. Only 1
gold, then.)
Brodzky Zero (10:30:33 PM): (PEOPLE IN SIGIL
ARE WEIRD)
Idran1701 (10:30:47 PM): (:D)
Idran1701 (10:30:53 PM): (Some people like blood leather!)
Brodzky Zero (10:30:59 PM): (WHY)
Idran1701 (10:31:05 PM): (FIENDS)
Idran1701 (10:31:09 PM): (ANYWAY)
Brodzky Zero (10:31:11 PM): (WHY)
Idran1701 (10:31:21 PM): (After that, First's going to the job thing, right?)
Brodzky Zero (10:31:31 PM): (Yes)
Idran1701 wants to send file E:\Games\Dungeons and Dragons\My Other Campaign\FirstJobList.txt (10:32:13 PM).
Brodzky Zero received E:\Games\Dungeons and Dragons\My Other Campaign\FirstJobList.txt (10:32:38 PM).
Brodzky Zero (10:34:17 PM): *HE WILL TAKE THE ESCAPED CONVICT ONE*
Brodzky Zero (10:34:53 PM): (Comissioner: Okay, he's a stubby little short guy with some swords and armor.)
Idran1701 (10:35:34 PM): (One sec. :O)
Brodzky Zero (10:36:20 PM): (afk water)
Brodzky Zero (10:37:25 PM): (Back)
Idran1701 (10:37:49 PM): (Forgot to tell you; the star on the pearl diving one means you'd be able to keep a portion of the pearls you found.)
Idran1701 (10:38:01 PM): (So it'd have a possibility for more than 600 gold, but also a possibility of less.)
Brodzky Zero (10:38:31 PM): (Oh he'll take that one then because it sounds fun)
Idran1701 (10:38:42 PM): (*nod*)
Brodzky Zero (10:38:52 PM): (5 Gum sucks)
Idran1701 (10:38:59 PM): *First takes the case job!*
Idran1701 (10:39:01 PM): (5 Gum?)
Brodzky Zero (10:39:23 PM): (New brand of gum. Commercials hinted that it had warming/cooling effect, but they do not it seems)
Brodzky Zero (10:40:14 PM): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5_(gum)
Brodzky Zero (10:40:26 PM): (I am chewing cobalt)
Idran1701 (10:40:36 PM): (:O)
Idran1701 (10:42:03 PM): (Anyway, First is told about a portal to Ossa, in a steam room at a spa in the Clerk's Ward. The key is submersing your face in water
while in the doorway.)
Brodzky Zero (10:42:29 PM): *HE GOES THERE!*
Idran1701 (10:42:37 PM): *HE GOES!*
Idran1701 (10:42:53 PM): *And after a short walk, he's there!*
Idran1701 (10:43:18 PM): *But this person at the counter is being difficult. >:*
I'm sorry, sir, you can't go in without paying.
Brodzky Zero (10:43:34 PM): Paying what?
Idran1701 (10:44:31 PM): ...The entry fee.
Brodzky Zero (10:45:14 PM): What is it?
Idran1701 (10:45:37 PM): It's 3 gold for a day's entry here.
Brodzky Zero (10:45:48 PM): Okay.
Brodzky Zero (10:46:14 PM): *Fishes around for the gold coins. Forks them over.*
Idran1701 (10:46:52 PM): *nods, smiling* Thank you, feel free to head inside.
Brodzky Zero (10:47:03 PM): Okay.
Brodzky Zero (10:47:06 PM): *Does so.*
Idran1701 (10:48:23 PM): *First finds the given steam room fairly easily, and inside...well, it's quite steamy, of course*
Idran1701 (10:48:56 PM): *Empty, luckily. There's a cistern at the far wall, and a bucket of coals in the center.*
Brodzky Zero (10:48:57 PM): *Looks around*
Idran1701 (10:49:11 PM): *There's the water, but how will he submerge his face in it in the doorway if it's all the way over there?*
Brodzky Zero (10:50:24 PM): *Walks over and tries to get a handful of water.*
Idran1701 (10:50:39 PM): (Roll. :D)
Brodzky Zero (10:51:39 PM): (9)
Idran1701 (10:52:02 PM): *It leaks slowly, but he might have enough time.*
Brodzky Zero (10:52:31 PM): *Walks over and tries to submrge*
Idran1701 (10:53:24 PM): *He sticks his face into the water. It is dark, and he doesn't feel anything happening.*
Brodzky Zero (10:53:33 PM): *Stops*
Idran1701 (10:53:46 PM): *...Oh, huh. He wasn't on a beach before.*
Idran1701 (10:54:16 PM): *There's a stone archway around him, the rippling light of a portal snapping out of existence just as he looks up.*
Brodzky Zero (10:55:02 PM): <_< >_>
Idran1701 (10:56:08 PM): *it's a sandy beach, sloping gradually into a shining, beautiful ocean that seems to stretch on forever. It's fairly shallow here, perhaps 3
feet deep, and clear enough that he can see right to the bottom all along the shore here.*
Brodzky Zero (10:56:40 PM): *IS ANYONE PRESENT*
Idran1701 (10:57:54 PM): *There's movement he can spot a bit further out, where it's not so easy to see, and a person sitting outside a small building just down
the beach a ways.
Brodzky Zero (10:58:04 PM): *Goes to the building guy*
Idran1701 (10:58:23 PM): *First walks down; does he continue to carry the water?*
Brodzky Zero (10:58:31 PM): *Yes*
Idran1701 (10:58:47 PM): *He soon arrives, water in hand! It's about half gone now, though. :(*
Idran1701 (10:59:00 PM): ...Eh?
Brodzky Zero (10:59:50 PM): I am here for the job.
Idran1701 (11:01:46 PM): *adjusts his wide-brimmed hat* Oh? Well, good, good. Never good to go diving on your own, been waiting for someone to show
up. Cecil, pleased to meat you.
(pronounced "sehs-sil", this one, not "see-sil")
Idran1701 (11:02:25 PM): *meet
Brodzky Zero (11:02:25 PM): I am First.
Brodzky Zero (11:02:30 PM): (MEAT)
Idran1701 (11:02:33 PM): ...First what?
Brodzky Zero (11:03:19 PM): What?
Idran1701 (11:03:29 PM): You're first what?
Brodzky Zero (11:03:39 PM): I am First.
Brodzky Zero (11:04:07 PM): (Cecil: Okay, lemme
introduce you to the rest of the team. Abbott!
Costello! Get over here!)
Idran1701 (11:04:25 PM): (:D)
Idran1701 (11:04:45 PM): ...*shrugs* If you say so. Ever
been diving before?
Brodzky Zero (11:05:59 PM): No.
Brodzky Zero (11:06:22 PM): (Abbott and Costello
meet the Idolator)
Idran1701 (11:07:31 PM): Well, you can't do it with all that
metal, not if you want to come back up again. You'll
have to leave it up here. I can keep it in my cabin here
for you, should be safe.
Brodzky Zero (11:08:29 PM): (Abbott: Jeepers! Look
at that fellow move!
Costello: What? I thought you said he was idle.
Abbott: No, I said he was an idolator.
Costello: Later? Of course he would be idle later!
Look at him go!
First: Help I am drowning.)
Brodzky Zero (11:08:51 PM): Okay.
Idran1701 (11:10:30 PM): (Hahahaha. :D)
Brodzky Zero (11:20:48 PM): (BAM! THE FUTURE
OF ROCK'N'ROLL!)
Idran1701 (11:21:18 PM): (Bah, sorry, got distracted.)
Idran1701 (11:21:46 PM): *he nods back to his cabin*
So, go ahead and get ready, I'll be waiting here.
Brodzky Zero (11:22:14 PM): *Goes inside, and begins
dropping all of his stuff in a pile- stripping down to his
linen garments.*
Idran1701 (11:23:27 PM): *it clangs!*
Brodzky Zero (11:23:33 PM): (ROCK THIS TOWN)
Idran1701 (11:23:55 PM): *First's all ready to go huntin'
for pearls now!*
Brodzky Zero (11:24:16 PM): *Exits, ready to perform
the minigame*
Idran1701 (11:24:33 PM): (No, this is the game.
Everything else was the intro cutscene.)
Brodzky Zero (11:28:30 PM): (I AM GGETT SLEEPY)
Idran1701 (11:29:31 PM): (Want to cut for now, let you
get some writing done before you sleep entirely and pick
things up tomorrow?)
Brodzky Zero (11:29:40 PM): (AYE AYE AYE)
Idran1701 (11:29:45 PM): (Awesome. :O)
Idran1701 (11:29:51 PM): (DID YOU MISS FIRST? :) )
Idran1701 (11:29:54 PM): (I DID)
Brodzky Zero (11:30:19 PM): (WHY)
Idran1701 (11:31:09 PM): (HE IS COOL)
Idran1701 (11:31:13 PM): (DIDN'T YOU MISS HIM? :)
)
Brodzky Zero (11:31:22 PM): (I GUES)
Brodzky Zero (11:56:27 PM): *God no wonder I'm
tired.*
Idran1701 (11:56:31 PM): ?
Brodzky Zero (11:56:39 PM): *I had leftover turkey
sandwiches for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.*
Idran1701 (11:56:49 PM): Heh. :D
Idran1701 (11:56:53 PM): Good turkey?
Brodzky Zero (11:57:05 PM): *Would I have it thrice
otherwise?*
Idran1701 (11:57:23 PM): If you were really hungry,
perhaps. :O
Brodzky Zero (11:57:33 PM):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/5_(gum)
Idran1701 (11:57:53 PM): Leftover good turkey is
delicious :)
Brodzky Zero (12:31:52 AM): *I SLEEEEEEEPY*
Idran1701 (12:32:59 AM): WHY NO SLEEP?
Brodzky Zero (12:33:16 AM): *YOU NEVER LISTENED TO
THAT SONG*
Idran1701 (12:33:34 AM): I DIDN'T REALLY WANT
TO THOUGH :(
Brodzky Zero (12:33:48 AM): *BECAUSE YOU NEVER
LIKE ANYTHING*
Idran1701 (12:35:32 AM): y
Idran1701 (12:35:38 AM): EXCEPT SHOE HORNS
Idran1701 (12:35:41 AM): BECAUSE THEY ARE
AWESOME
Brodzky Zero (12:36:30 AM): oh, here's something about
historical accuracy.
"Garamond was selected as the main font due to its historical
accuracy."
He went to the trouble of choosing a font that would be
historically accurate?
And then he invented the Jar of Jacking Off.
Idran1701 (12:36:37 AM): yes
Brodzky Zero (12:42:23 AM): I've been thinking about
this one from the power-gaming angle. D&D has its
broken priests and Heavy Gear has its broken fire
control system. The key to breaking FATAL lies in
exploiting its sexual mechanics.
I think I've come up with the perfect character. Some
points:
Idran1701 (12:42:48 AM): (Later on they start an actual
FATAL RP in the thread. :D)
Brodzky Zero (12:42:59 AM): I:
Brodzky Zero signed off at 12:56:08 AM.