(8:06:17 PM) You have just entered room "sean31x."
(8:06:17 PM) Besyanteo has entered the room.
(8:06:21 PM) CGNakibe has entered the room.
Besyanteo (8:06:35 PM): Heyo
(8:06:44 PM) SongstressEnlil has entered the room.
Idran1701 (8:06:49 PM): Hey, all.
Idran1701 (8:06:54 PM): Everyone still good for this?
SongstressEnlil (8:06:58 PM): *Lo*
Besyanteo (8:07:00 PM): Shore
SongstressEnlil (8:07:01 PM): *And Aye*
SongstressEnlil (8:07:08 PM): *BES STOP DYING*
Besyanteo (8:07:16 PM): I LIKE DYING
Besyanteo (8:07:20 PM): CRAWLKING IN MY SKIN
Idran1701 (8:07:25 PM): FUR
Idran1701 (8:07:27 PM): GUY HAS FUR
Besyanteo (8:07:28 PM): THESE SNIFFLES, THEY WILL NOT HEAL
Besyanteo (8:07:38 PM): WOLVES ALSO HAVE SKIN
SongstressEnlil (8:07:39 PM): *BES WE DON'T NEED ANY CLOTH COLORED*
Idran1701 (8:07:41 PM): PROVE IT
Besyanteo (8:08:03 PM): *PERL!*
Idran1701 (8:08:08 PM): !
Besyanteo (8:08:12 PM): *PROVES SOMETHING! SOMEHOW!*
Idran1701 (8:08:16 PM): OKAY
Besyanteo (8:08:20 PM): *IT INVOLVES REGULAR EXPRESSIONS*
Idran1701 (8:08:25 PM): YAY FLAYING PLANS'LL WORK AFTER ALL
Besyanteo (8:08:32 PM): ...
Besyanteo (8:08:33 PM): CRAP
Besyanteo (8:08:53 PM): Also:
Besyanteo (8:08:56 PM): Cloth colored? o.o
CGNakibe (8:08:59 PM): Beware. I shall make a new programming language. ON YOUR FLESH. >:{
Idran1701 (8:09:03 PM): I don't know what he means either.
CGNakibe (8:09:06 PM): BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE REGULAR EXPRESSION!
Idran1701 (8:09:07 PM): Oh, wait, dying/dieing I guess.
Idran1701 (8:09:10 PM): Or something.
Idran1701 (8:09:12 PM): I dunno.
SongstressEnlil (8:09:15 PM): *Dyeing.*
Besyanteo (8:09:21 PM): ... Ha
Besyanteo (8:09:27 PM): Mike would be proud
SongstressEnlil (8:09:57 PM): * :D*
SongstressEnlil (8:11:02 PM): *Anyways, ready when you are, Spaceman*
Idran1701 (8:11:14 PM): Anything to take care of before we rejoin the party and their new robot friend? :D
CGNakibe (8:11:57 PM): (Robo Gnome: Travel through the planes like you've never traveled before! Only 9,999.99!
Besyanteo (8:12:10 PM): ... I am suddenly very hungry.
Besyanteo (8:12:14 PM): But it's 11.
Besyanteo (8:12:33 PM): And fourthmeal = :(
Idran1701 (8:12:42 PM): :(
Besyanteo (8:12:54 PM): Blah. I'll grab something small.
Idran1701 (8:13:25 PM): *nod*
Idran1701 (8:13:28 PM): We'll go when you return.
CGNakibe (8:16:32 PM): Is it fourthmeal when you haven't had a third meal yet?
CGNakibe (8:16:46 PM): ... or a second, come to think of it?
Idran1701 (8:16:51 PM): Is it dinner if you haven't eaten breakfast?
CGNakibe (8:17:02 PM): At that point its ALL breakfast to me, baby.
Idran1701 (8:17:12 PM): This is because you are insane.
Besyanteo (8:17:21 PM): Yarr!
CGNakibe (8:17:23 PM): Sanity = Lame.
Idran1701 (8:17:23 PM): !
Idran1701 (8:17:33 PM): All right! You still here Pervy?
Besyanteo (8:17:34 PM): And this is, admittedly, technically my third meal
Besyanteo (8:17:42 PM): but it is not dinner. That was a bowl of soup earlier
Besyanteo (8:18:28 PM): (Yarr)
SongstressEnlil (8:19:02 PM): *Aye*
SongstressEnlil (8:19:18 PM): *Mild lag, expecting it to pass soon*
Idran1701 (8:19:43 PM): *nod*
Idran1701 (8:19:47 PM): <THEN WE SHALL START>
Idran1701 (8:20:38 PM): Last time, the pair of planewalkers had enlisted the help of this clockwork gnome to guide them to the village of Grandin.
Idran1701 (8:21:12 PM): Their travel moves on through the woods of the Golden Hills, with their newfound ally winding them around one tree or another, but overall keeping them pretty well on course, clicking and clacking as he walks.
Idran1701 (8:22:30 PM): The strange stench emanating from him is, thankfully for Guy, less opressive out in the open air like this; even standing down-wind, it's not all that noticable to the wolf.
Besyanteo (8:24:17 PM): *he still keeps hisdistance*
Idran1701 (8:24:17 PM): There's no change of confusing him with a true gnome as he guides them, however;
SongstressEnlil (8:24:18 PM): *Following behind the metal meatshield. Periodically trying to get a glimpse of what makes him work.*
Besyanteo (8:24:24 PM): *talking teapots are scarey*
Idran1701 (8:24:27 PM): ...his gait is strange and jerky, and every so often he stops, scooping up a bit of dirt into some sort of ladle attached to his arm and...seeming to smell it or...something.
Idran1701 (8:24:52 PM): (Karl can get a glimpse of gears turning inside his outer shell, but his armor covers up most of him.)
SongstressEnlil (8:25:59 PM): *Observes this ritual curiously.*
Idran1701 (8:26:56 PM): It seems fairly repetitive, and the purpose behind it isn't really clear to any of them. He doesn't keep the dirt, even, he just dumps it back on the ground.
SongstressEnlil (8:27:38 PM): *After the fifth or so repetition* May I ask why you are sniffing at the soil?
Idran1701 (8:27:53 PM): ...Yes!
Idran1701 (8:28:24 PM): *stops, "smiling" at Karl*
SongstressEnlil (8:28:37 PM): Why are you sniffing at the soil?
Idran1701 (8:28:41 PM): (Imagine a latex mask curling up, trying to pretend it's a real face.)
Idran1701 (8:28:49 PM): (About as creepy as that.)
SongstressEnlil (8:29:01 PM): IM: I wonder how long his maker spent on that?
SongstressEnlil (8:29:18 PM): (Gnomish deity: Quite, you. *smites*)
Besyanteo (8:29:28 PM): ... *standing behind KArl for once*
Idran1701 (8:29:47 PM): ...*blinks, looks thoughtful*
Idran1701 (8:30:17 PM): *comes to a realization* ...That is what gnomes do.
SongstressEnlil (8:30:47 PM): *A pause* Why do they do it?
Idran1701 (8:31:50 PM): ...Why do gnomes do that...
Idran1701 (8:32:15 PM): ...We learn things about the soil for our creators.
Idran1701 (8:33:25 PM): Then we tell them what they have learned when we are finished.
Idran1701 (8:33:27 PM): *we have
SongstressEnlil (8:34:04 PM): What have you learned, thus far?
Idran1701 (8:35:18 PM): Quite a bit!
Idran1701 (8:35:41 PM): However, a full report is reserved for my creators.
SongstressEnlil (8:36:26 PM): *For their eyes only, I take it?*
Idran1701 (8:36:36 PM): (Was that meant to be in asterisks?)
SongstressEnlil (8:36:51 PM): (No! That was me coming back from getting tylenol!)
Idran1701 (8:36:59 PM): (Heh. Everything okay?)
Idran1701 (8:37:00 PM): Yes!
SongstressEnlil (8:37:15 PM): Why is that?
SongstressEnlil (8:37:37 PM): (Mild headache. Medicating it before it decides not to be mild)
Idran1701 (8:37:42 PM): (*nod*)
Idran1701 (8:38:21 PM): ...
Idran1701 (8:38:38 PM): ...Because that is what our creators have told us!
Idran1701 (8:38:39 PM): *smile*
Idran1701 (8:39:16 PM): ...Why is the wolf standing behind you?
SongstressEnlil (8:39:17 PM): Have you found anything in the soil that might make such secrecy seem necessary?
Idran1701 (8:40:32 PM): I cannot give details on what I have found to those other than my creators.
Idran1701 (8:40:49 PM): Why is the wolf standing behind you? *staring at Guy now, "smiling"*
Besyanteo (8:41:47 PM): *sort of... staring*
Besyanteo (8:41:51 PM): *from behind Karl*
SongstressEnlil (8:41:53 PM): IM: Hmmm. Interesting way it's mind works. With a little time and exposure, I wonder if it could blend into conversation seemlessly?
SongstressEnlil (8:42:00 PM): *Glances back*
Idran1701 (8:42:12 PM): (Why am I picturing a dog and a vacuum? :D)
SongstressEnlil (8:42:47 PM): IM: I wonder if I could convince it that it should try to ride Guy, and say gnomes in Legunda do it?
Besyanteo (8:42:49 PM): (=D)
Besyanteo (8:42:58 PM): (... >XD)
SongstressEnlil (8:43:04 PM): (I bet Autognome could make such noises.)
Idran1701 (8:43:25 PM): (Autognome: Okay! *vvvvvwhrrrrrrrr*)
Idran1701 (8:43:40 PM): (Guy: *starts barking* IM: ...Why am I doing this?)
SongstressEnlil (8:43:58 PM): (Autognome: I will sing you a soothing melody as you rest!)
SongstressEnlil (8:44:30 PM): Is everything alright, Guy?
Idran1701 (8:44:41 PM): *still staring back, making perfect eye contact again*
Besyanteo (8:45:28 PM): ...
Besyanteo (8:45:31 PM): Yes...
Idran1701 (8:45:39 PM): That is good!
Besyanteo (8:45:39 PM): *staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare*
Idran1701 (8:46:38 PM): Shall we continue, then?
SongstressEnlil (8:47:01 PM): Let's
Idran1701 (8:47:37 PM): *nods, and resumes walking along, thankfully breaking off his gaze with Guy*
SongstressEnlil (8:48:31 PM): *Gives Guy a questioning look*
Besyanteo (8:48:51 PM): *looks at Karl in return, but says nothing!*
SongstressEnlil (8:49:41 PM): IM: Maybe Sigil isn't so unnerving when you look at it from a bit above kneel level?
SongstressEnlil (8:49:45 PM): *Carries on!*
Idran1701 (8:50:17 PM): *the walking, and occasional sampling, continue, with little of note occuring; the occasional small animal cited scurrying through the woods, but nothing in the way of monsters or the like*
Idran1701 (8:50:27 PM): *not even any other gnomes, which may or may not be strange to the two*
SongstressEnlil (8:51:22 PM): IM: Perhaps they don't wander from the roads much?
Idran1701 (8:52:30 PM): *soon, things seem to dim for the day; they're making good time, and if the "gnome"'s predictions were true, it's only a mere half-day of walking further tomorrow*
Idran1701 (8:52:51 PM): *though their guide doesn't seem to have stopped yet...*
SongstressEnlil (8:53:33 PM): You have no plans for stopping, I take it?
Idran1701 (8:53:51 PM): *stops; irony!* Stopping?
SongstressEnlil (8:54:14 PM): Yes. So that we may rest for the night.
Idran1701 (8:54:28 PM): Oh! For sleep! Because that is what we do.
SongstressEnlil (8:54:52 PM): You've anticipated my logic perfectly.
Idran1701 (8:55:07 PM): Yes, we can stop, yes.
Idran1701 (8:55:33 PM): For eating and sleeping and other things.
Besyanteo (8:55:58 PM): IM: Eatting our flesh and other things...
Besyanteo (8:56:18 PM): IM: Soulless smelly... thing...
Idran1701 (8:56:47 PM): Shall we sleep now, or do other things before the sleep?
SongstressEnlil (8:57:27 PM): Hm. Resting now is not a bad idea. But I suppose there is time for you to take more soil samples.
Idran1701 (8:57:43 PM): Oh, that is not necessary here.
SongstressEnlil (8:57:53 PM): *Looks about for a non-lousy spot.* Why is that?
Idran1701 (8:58:40 PM): It is near enough to the last sample taken.
SongstressEnlil (8:59:47 PM): Very well. Perhaps you could get a fire going?
Idran1701 (9:00:48 PM): Of course!
Idran1701 (9:00:56 PM): ...How do I do that?
SongstressEnlil (9:01:52 PM): Well, first, go gather an armload of dry sticks, and preferably with some thick ones.
Idran1701 (9:02:25 PM): All right!
Idran1701 (9:02:40 PM): *and he heads off, relieving Guy of some tension; for now, at least*
CGNakibe (9:02:52 PM): (Autognome: *takes out a bottle of motor oil and A1* Yes, Rest.)
CGNakibe (9:03:11 PM): (*5 minutes later* Guy: *sniff sniff* .... why do I smell like steak sauce?)
SongstressEnlil (9:03:30 PM): (Autognome: You were filthy and in need of a wash.)
Besyanteo (9:03:31 PM): (=D)
Besyanteo (9:03:54 PM): (Guy: Ok, this dirty furry thing that's been following me since Baator? Yeah... stoppit.)
Besyanteo (9:04:06 PM): (Dead Girl: F*RRY! *uses fire!*)
Besyanteo (9:04:14 PM): (Also: Yes, I forgot her name.)
SongstressEnlil (9:04:59 PM): *Sets up his bedroll* Is it really that bad, Guy?
Idran1701 (9:05:04 PM): (I'm guessing you mean someone other than Lil?)
Besyanteo (9:05:13 PM): (Nope, Lil)
Besyanteo (9:05:21 PM): ... It is.
Idran1701 (9:05:24 PM): (Besides, the furries come from Gehenna.)
Idran1701 (9:05:31 PM): (Or the Beastlands.)
Besyanteo (9:05:35 PM): My feelings rage against the machine.
Besyanteo (9:05:38 PM): (*flees*)
Idran1701 (9:05:39 PM): (Ha!)
Idran1701 (9:05:49 PM): (No, no, different furries than Guy. :D)
SongstressEnlil (9:05:57 PM): He's been rather friendly, so far.
Idran1701 (9:08:00 PM): *rummaging in the woods nearby*
Besyanteo (9:09:14 PM): *lies near KArl's bedroll* Yes... so far.
Besyanteo (9:09:21 PM): *ears flat against his skull*
Idran1701 (9:10:43 PM): *cracking and breaking*
SongstressEnlil (9:10:44 PM): I suppose I've grown rather jaded, then.
SongstressEnlil (9:11:08 PM): *Glances toward that, just to make certain nothing vile is coming at them*
Besyanteo (9:11:19 PM): *looking!*
Idran1701 (9:11:42 PM): *nope, just robot!*
Idran1701 (9:11:52 PM): (Wood cracking and breaking.)
SongstressEnlil (9:14:51 PM): *Gets the bedroll set up, and has some water and a bit of hardtack, if only to fill the psychological aspect of dining.*
Idran1701 (9:16:03 PM): *As the two rest, there's the clockwork gnome again! And...well, that's a bit of wood, there. Not too much, but definitely enough for a good fire tonight.*
Idran1701 (9:16:42 PM): What is next for the fire?
SongstressEnlil (9:16:59 PM): (Moment)
SongstressEnlil (9:19:15 PM): Well, now comes what would be the hard part. But... *Pulls the sparkstones from his pack and demonstrates*
Idran1701 (9:19:48 PM): Aha. Interesting!
Idran1701 (9:20:10 PM): Do you mind? *holds out his hand towards one of the stones*
Besyanteo (9:20:25 PM): *just watches distrustingly!*
SongstressEnlil (9:20:53 PM): *Offers then*
SongstressEnlil (9:21:37 PM): I found these for a rather fair price in Ribcage. Rather useful-looking, I thought.
Idran1701 (9:22:06 PM): *takes one of them, looking it over* Hmm...quite interesting indeed! I shall have to attempt the design of a pair of these myself; they seem astoundingly useful!
SongstressEnlil (9:23:14 PM): How would you do that?
Idran1701 (9:23:56 PM): The construction seems simple enough. And I am well accustomed to working with stone.
Idran1701 (9:25:43 PM): *he hands the stone back, and the fire's roaring quickly*
SongstressEnlil (9:26:06 PM): *Yay warmth and light.*
Idran1701 (9:26:17 PM): (Anything else before sleep? :O)
Besyanteo (9:26:52 PM): (SUSPICION!)
Besyanteo (9:27:10 PM): (Also: Tomorrow is the day to refresh resist hunger for Karl?)
Idran1701 (9:27:15 PM): (Yep.)
Besyanteo (9:27:21 PM): (Noted!)
Idran1701 (9:27:25 PM): (Guy'll have to do somehunting tomorrow, then. :D)
Besyanteo (9:27:33 PM): (Nothing for this evening)
Idran1701 (9:27:37 PM): (*nod*)
Idran1701 (9:27:43 PM): (Pervy? Anything on your end?)
SongstressEnlil (9:28:27 PM): (Karl will write a bit in his journal, but aside from that.)
Idran1701 (9:28:33 PM): (*nod*)
Idran1701 (9:29:07 PM): *the two bed down for the night, as does their artificial "friend"*
Idran1701 (9:29:32 PM): *things are calm enough; Guy can almost even forget he's there as he drifts off into slumber*
Idran1701 (9:30:19 PM): *soon, dawn comes*
Idran1701 (9:30:27 PM): *Guy's the first to begin to drift back into wakefulness...*
Idran1701 (9:30:51 PM): *...and as he opens his eyes, the pair of seemingly-painted circles are right there, about a foot away from his face*
Besyanteo (9:30:59 PM): *he wakes quickly, as he always does*
Besyanteo (9:31:05 PM): *and looks around!*
Idran1701 (9:31:35 PM): *the robot's laying right next to Guy, almost right next to him, seeming to stare at him even in his sleep*
Besyanteo (9:32:28 PM): *he barks loudly in alarm, and leaps back*
Besyanteo (9:32:37 PM): *He then tries to get up,*
Besyanteo (9:32:40 PM): *stumbles, falls,*
Besyanteo (9:32:44 PM): *tries again,*
Besyanteo (9:32:50 PM): *stands, and growls meanacingly*
Idran1701 (9:33:01 PM): *sits up* Hello!
Besyanteo (9:33:53 PM): *still growling*
Idran1701 (9:34:10 PM): ...What is it? Is there an attacker nearby?
Idran1701 (9:34:12 PM): *looks around!*
SongstressEnlil (9:34:20 PM): *Nearly inperceptable groan*
Besyanteo (9:35:12 PM): Why... my face...
Besyanteo (9:35:13 PM): what...
Besyanteo (9:35:17 PM): *seems to be at a loss*
Besyanteo (9:35:28 PM): IM: DAMNABLE TWO LEGGER LANGUAGE!
SongstressEnlil (9:36:10 PM): *Shifts a bit*
Idran1701 (9:36:21 PM): ...Is something wrong with your face?
Idran1701 (9:36:37 PM): *frowns*
Besyanteo (9:37:22 PM): ...
Besyanteo (9:37:40 PM): Why... did you... stare at my face while I sleep?
Besyanteo (9:37:47 PM): *Ears are flying all over the place*
SongstressEnlil (9:38:09 PM): Mmmmm?
Idran1701 (9:38:20 PM): Oh, no, I was sleeping too!
Besyanteo (9:38:27 PM): ...
Idran1701 (9:38:29 PM): I could not see you, because I was asleep.
Besyanteo (9:38:37 PM): You do not sleep! You are machine!
Besyanteo (9:38:41 PM): Like...
Besyanteo (9:38:45 PM): kettle!
Idran1701 (9:38:53 PM): ...I am not a machine. I am a gnome!
Besyanteo (9:39:09 PM): Machine! *ears flatten against his skull again*
Idran1701 (9:39:27 PM): Machines do not sleep. But I was sleeping, thus I must be a gnome.
Idran1701 (9:39:29 PM): Yes?
Besyanteo (9:39:33 PM): ...
Besyanteo (9:39:38 PM): Maybe you lie!
Idran1701 (9:40:22 PM): If you wish, I can sleep at a greater distance from your face next time.
SongstressEnlil (9:41:09 PM): Whas-gonon?
Besyanteo (9:41:28 PM): ... Karl!
Besyanteo (9:41:57 PM): ... sorry. I did not mean to wake you.
Besyanteo (9:42:07 PM): IM: Because you become a grumpy fuck when I do.
Besyanteo (9:42:35 PM): The... machine. Was in my face. It scared me.
SongstressEnlil (9:43:06 PM): *Sits up, eyes not entirely open* Huh?
Besyanteo (9:43:22 PM): ...
Besyanteo (9:44:05 PM): *does the machine look like it's going to hurt anything? :(*
Idran1701 (9:44:22 PM): *Not at all! He's smiling to Guy again, in fact.*
Besyanteo (9:44:52 PM): ... Nothing. *tail falls, as he wonders if maybe he just over reacted. :( *
Idran1701 (9:45:12 PM): If I caused you discomfort, Guy, I apologize! I will sleep different in the future.
Besyanteo (9:45:41 PM): ... That would be better...
SongstressEnlil (9:45:48 PM): Rather loud nothing, don't you thing? *There's some mild mangling of syllables in his voice, but only a bit*
Besyanteo (9:46:00 PM): *shakes masses of dust out of his fur*
Besyanteo (9:46:04 PM): It scared me.
Idran1701 (9:46:39 PM): I apologize. *grin*
Idran1701 (9:46:46 PM): Some gnomes can be scary, though.
SongstressEnlil (9:46:46 PM): *Rubs his eyes* How so?
SongstressEnlil (9:49:44 PM): No, forget it. *lies back down* Just get some sleep.
Besyanteo (9:50:21 PM): ... I will hunt... excuse me...
Besyanteo (9:50:24 PM): *he trots off*
Idran1701 (9:51:01 PM): ...Shall I join you?
Besyanteo (9:51:06 PM): No!
Besyanteo (9:51:08 PM): Ah...
Besyanteo (9:51:10 PM): no thank you.
Idran1701 (9:51:22 PM): *nods*
Besyanteo (9:51:59 PM): *off he goes!*
Idran1701 (9:52:18 PM): *Guy heads off, looking for food, while Karl drifts off back to sleep*
Besyanteo (9:52:32 PM): (HORROR MOVIE MISTAKE 1: )
Besyanteo (9:52:36 PM): (YOU SPLIT UP)
Besyanteo (9:52:41 PM): (WE ALL DEAD NOW)
Idran1701 (9:52:44 PM): *And it's not long before he catches scent of something that smells like it might be a bit tasty*
Besyanteo (9:52:47 PM): (Guy: ... Fuck. ;-;)
Idran1701 (9:52:53 PM): *Not that that's necessary, of course, but even so!*
Besyanteo (9:52:58 PM): ! *chase!*
Besyanteo (9:53:06 PM): *Because Karl needs that spell today*
Idran1701 (9:53:33 PM): *Guy dashes off!*
Idran1701 (9:53:47 PM): *And ahead, he spots the creature; it hasn't yet heard him, it seems.*
Idran1701 (9:53:57 PM): *Not a creature he's used to, himself, but it certainly smells good!*
Idran1701 (9:54:22 PM): *A small creature, about squirrel-sized, with a long, monkey-like tail, and four tiny legs*
Besyanteo (9:55:05 PM): *LEAP*
SongstressEnlil (9:55:37 PM): (OH GOD)
Idran1701 (9:55:54 PM): *it turns as Guy leaps, and he can just spot the single eye in its small head as it freezes in fear*
Idran1701 (9:55:56 PM): (d20!)
Idran1701 (9:57:10 PM): (And don't worry about Pervy's shout.)
Idran1701 (9:57:12 PM): (:D)
SongstressEnlil (9:57:22 PM): ( :D)
Besyanteo (9:58:21 PM): (sorry, a sec)
Idran1701 (9:58:37 PM): (No problem.)
OnlineHost (10:00:38 PM): Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
Besyanteo (10:00:43 PM): (... HA)
Besyanteo (10:00:50 PM): (This is bad, right?)
Idran1701 (10:00:50 PM): *he leaps!*
Idran1701 (10:01:04 PM): *Or he tries to, at least; slippery patch of dirt, as he falls flat on his chest*
Besyanteo (10:01:16 PM): *THUD*
Besyanteo (10:01:28 PM): IM: ... This is not a proud day.
Idran1701 (10:01:40 PM): *the creature stares at him, chittering*
Idran1701 (10:02:09 PM): *shaking a bit, it stares at him monocularly for a short bit, before it jumps away*
Idran1701 (10:02:11 PM): (Another d20!)
OnlineHost (10:02:26 PM): Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
Besyanteo (10:03:02 PM): (I have totally forgotten how Thac0 works. XD)
SongstressEnlil (10:04:17 PM): (IT'S EASY. ADD ARMOR CLASS. ADD BONUSES. HAVE A CAKE. CHECK NUMBER.)
Besyanteo (10:04:34 PM): (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHG *explodes*)
Idran1701 (10:04:38 PM): (YOU DO IT CRAZY PERVY)
Idran1701 (10:04:45 PM): (You take THAC0 - d20! Crazy man! >:)
Besyanteo (10:04:49 PM): *And... the lands short, hits a rock,*
Besyanteo (10:04:54 PM): and lands on his snout this time*
SongstressEnlil (10:05:04 PM): (BITCH I WILL)
Besyanteo (10:05:05 PM): *he growls in anger!*
Besyanteo (10:05:32 PM): IM: Dammit! DAMMIT! This is ridiculous!
Besyanteo (10:05:46 PM): IM: That machine has RUINED me for hunting!
Besyanteo (10:05:50 PM): *chase!*
Besyanteo (10:06:10 PM): *and once again, when in range, he'll leap at it!*
Idran1701 (10:06:15 PM): *he chases!*
Idran1701 (10:06:32 PM): (Another d20, with a +3 bonus, I'll give you, based on conditions.)
Besyanteo (10:06:39 PM): IM: This is Karl's fault, though... e_e Crazed machine lover. Why does he not see what is wrong with it!?
OnlineHost (10:06:45 PM): Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
Besyanteo (10:06:49 PM): (haaaaaaaaaaaaaa)
Idran1701 (10:07:11 PM): *He jumps again! But the creature's just a bit quicker, slipping out of his jaws just as they snap.*
Besyanteo (10:07:24 PM): *another growl!*
Besyanteo (10:07:46 PM): *he puts on another burst of speed, and snaps at it's neck!*
OnlineHost (10:07:51 PM): Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
Idran1701 (10:08:15 PM): *He catches it just as it's about to scurry up a tree, tasting the blood in his mouth of a successful kill*
Besyanteo (10:08:35 PM): *he skids to a stop, and breathes heavily*
Besyanteo (10:08:47 PM): IM: I will not let him be the death of us. e_e
Besyanteo (10:09:08 PM): IM: He is simply too ignorant because of his feeble make. I will take care of this myself. ... How, though?
Besyanteo (10:09:27 PM): *grabs up the little thing in his mouth, and starts at an even pace back for camp*
Besyanteo (10:10:38 PM): (Also: )
Besyanteo (10:10:42 PM): (need an intermission for dishes)
Idran1701 (10:11:00 PM): (Sure.)
Idran1701 (10:11:10 PM): (I'm sure Pervy won't mind waiting a bit for the next event. :D)
SongstressEnlil (10:11:25 PM): (;_;)
SongstressEnlil (10:11:29 PM): (Nae problem)
Besyanteo (10:32:43 PM): *he walks back, fuming*
Besyanteo (10:32:53 PM): *how long does it take him to get back?*
Besyanteo (10:32:56 PM): *In minutes*
Idran1701 (10:33:17 PM): (Not that long; we'll say two rounds.)
Idran1701 (10:33:25 PM): (And Karl probably hasn't fallen back asleep quite yet.)
Besyanteo (10:33:38 PM): *He returns to camp, and drops the creature next to Karl*
Besyanteo (10:33:51 PM): I found breakfast.
Besyanteo (10:33:59 PM): *and he sits*
Idran1701 (10:34:34 PM): *Karl can smell blood nearby, helping to pull him back out of his attempts at reslumber.*
SongstressEnlil (10:35:33 PM): *mutters* Lovely, thank you. What time is it, roughly?
Besyanteo (10:36:13 PM): I should know?
Besyanteo (10:36:18 PM): ... *he looks at the sun*
Besyanteo (10:36:22 PM): *how late IS it?*
Idran1701 (10:36:40 PM): *Maybe an hour or so after dawn*
Idran1701 (10:36:49 PM): (Though not really any sun; that's going by the level of light.)
Besyanteo (10:37:23 PM): (I forgot!)
Besyanteo (10:37:41 PM): ... It is some while after dawn. I can not tell better here.
Idran1701 (10:37:47 PM): (Heh. Well, easy thing to forget about in a game like this. :D)
Besyanteo (10:37:59 PM): *you know, this really is angry and all,*
Besyanteo (10:38:05 PM): *but he was never a tonal speaking character*
SongstressEnlil (10:38:14 PM): *Mutters* Right, right.
Idran1701 (10:38:15 PM): (He's probably growling a little, I imagine. Wolf and all.)
SongstressEnlil (10:38:23 PM): *Sits up*
Idran1701 (10:38:28 PM): (Eh? :D)
Besyanteo (10:38:35 PM): (true!)
SongstressEnlil (10:38:35 PM): What's wrong?
Besyanteo (10:38:43 PM): ... *looks at Karl*
Idran1701 (10:38:46 PM): *watching the two!*
Besyanteo (10:39:10 PM): I would not be able to tell you properly in this weak language. *a slight growl*
SongstressEnlil (10:39:33 PM): IM: Weak? Bah.
Besyanteo (10:40:33 PM): It is enough to say...
Besyanteo (10:40:41 PM): I am very not happy.
Besyanteo (10:41:05 PM): IM: It's hard to call you a blithering nincompoop when you can't understand me, you lazy bastard.
Besyanteo (10:41:13 PM): IM: What I would not give for a psychic.
SongstressEnlil (10:41:36 PM): Why not?
Idran1701 (10:41:45 PM): ...Yes, why are you not happy, Guy?
Besyanteo (10:42:15 PM): *rather than answering the given question!* If we are to keep your body from dying while we hunt for the portal, *there's an odd way to put it,*
SongstressEnlil (10:42:18 PM): *Glances over* IM: When did he wake up?
Besyanteo (10:42:41 PM): I will need to cast the spell. Is the good sir ready to sit up and take his spell?
Besyanteo (10:42:53 PM): *Is he condescending, or stupid?*
CGNakibe (10:43:17 PM): (It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the HOSE again. e.e)
Besyanteo (10:43:23 PM): (Hee)
SongstressEnlil (10:43:31 PM): *Sitting up!* Certainly. IM: I didn't think he had a sarcastic style of humor...
Besyanteo (10:44:03 PM): *he begins to cast!*
Idran1701 (10:44:43 PM): *Well! Here's the meat, but he'll need a source for water too...he _could_ collect some dew again*
Besyanteo (10:44:58 PM): (Eh? Huh. We never did that before.)
Besyanteo (10:45:04 PM): (Hm.)
Idran1701 (10:45:23 PM): (Yeah, I skipped over it before. Brought it up now to give you a chance for something. :D)
SongstressEnlil (10:45:25 PM): (I recall no water thing. Karl does carry some, though.)
Idran1701 (10:45:49 PM): (Though we can skip over it again if you'd prefer.)
Idran1701 (10:46:17 PM): (Just to keep from holding things up. I mean, it's water, not really hard to find; thus the skipping before.)
Besyanteo (10:46:57 PM): (I'd prefer to, actually.)
Idran1701 (10:47:02 PM): (*nod*)
Idran1701 (10:47:06 PM): (Kay; scratch!)
Besyanteo (10:47:57 PM): *and then, without preamble: * We will not follow the machine any further.
SongstressEnlil (10:48:09 PM): Why?
Besyanteo (10:48:12 PM): He is a danger.
Idran1701 (10:48:19 PM): ...I am a danger?
Besyanteo (10:48:27 PM): *he growls viciously at the gnomebot*
SongstressEnlil (10:48:28 PM): Please explain.
Besyanteo (10:48:49 PM): I will not! You are new to the plains, Karl! You know nothing!
Besyanteo (10:49:00 PM): I was raised here! You will do what I say if you want to survive!
Besyanteo (10:49:21 PM): *he stares at Karl intensely, teeth bared*
SongstressEnlil (10:49:48 PM): No.
Besyanteo (10:49:53 PM): ...
Besyanteo (10:49:58 PM): What?
SongstressEnlil (10:50:05 PM): What has gotten into you, Guy?
Besyanteo (10:50:11 PM): Nothing!
Besyanteo (10:50:26 PM): It is you who has the gotten into!
Besyanteo (10:50:31 PM): (I had to.)
Idran1701 (10:50:34 PM): (Ha! :D)
Besyanteo (10:50:45 PM): You are being...
Besyanteo (10:50:48 PM): Being...
Besyanteo (10:50:53 PM): *seems lost for a word.*
Idran1701 (10:50:54 PM): ...Stupid?
Besyanteo (10:51:00 PM): ... It will do!
Idran1701 (10:51:04 PM): *trying to be helpful!*
Besyanteo (10:51:16 PM): ... Do not speak for me!
Besyanteo (10:51:49 PM): We will leave it! I will not let you ifgnore me!
Besyanteo (10:51:54 PM): I will not be Lilium!
SongstressEnlil (10:52:28 PM): *Waiting to get in a word edgewise.*
Besyanteo (10:52:42 PM): *has paused, looking very irritable*
Besyanteo (10:52:46 PM): *his hackles are up*
SongstressEnlil (10:55:12 PM): *Takes a moment to consider his words* Simply put, Guy, I don't see what you are so concerned about.
SongstressEnlil (10:56:03 PM): And neither getting emotional or vindictive is going to help you. If you want to avoid being Lilium, I suggest not using her methods.
Besyanteo (10:56:32 PM): ... You do not wish to see home, do you? You enjoy the plains.
SongstressEnlil (10:56:35 PM): *Starts to gather his stuff.*
Besyanteo (10:56:44 PM): I think I know now.
SongstressEnlil (10:57:01 PM): If I did not wish to see home, then why the hells am I going to find a portal to get there?
Besyanteo (10:57:04 PM): You sleep all day, and move slowly, taking as much time as you can. You drag your feet *growing in intensity*
Besyanteo (10:57:26 PM): And make only the barest tries at finding this "way home" that no one has ever heard of,
Besyanteo (10:57:34 PM): *ok, now he has tone*
Besyanteo (10:57:37 PM): *he's starting to rave*
Besyanteo (10:57:54 PM): And you speak the mean things to your own friends, while they search!
Besyanteo (10:58:05 PM): While they find the information from the local peoples to go!
Besyanteo (10:58:11 PM): You do not want me to ascend!
Besyanteo (10:58:16 PM): I WILL KILL YOU!
Besyanteo (10:58:22 PM): *He leaps!*
SongstressEnlil (10:58:47 PM): *Makes to roll aside, but he was packing and such*
Besyanteo (10:58:55 PM): (Idran: )
Besyanteo (10:58:58 PM): (Time passed?)
Idran1701 (10:59:20 PM): (Hmm. Lemme run over the backlog to refresh myself. Don't trust recollection here to go by gametime rather than real time.)
Idran1701 (11:01:10 PM): (3 rounds since he returned.)
OnlineHost (11:02:03 PM): Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
Besyanteo (11:02:13 PM): (Sweet. I totally wanted to flub that.)
Idran1701 (11:02:15 PM): (Heh.)
Besyanteo (11:02:17 PM): (Hey Idran!)
Besyanteo (11:02:21 PM): (Can there be a tree here?!)
Besyanteo (11:02:23 PM): (=D?)
Idran1701 (11:02:25 PM): (Sure!)
Besyanteo (11:02:33 PM): *KER-THUNK*
Besyanteo (11:02:46 PM): *right over Karl... and into a stump*
CGNakibe (11:02:48 PM): (Guy practices his Ironhead technique, honoring Amaterasu)
Besyanteo (11:02:56 PM): *he topples, unconcious*
SongstressEnlil (11:03:10 PM): *Okay, he'll go the other way, get to his feet, and get his staff ready*
SongstressEnlil (11:03:40 PM): *Not sounding at all pleased* Kill me, will you?
Besyanteo (11:03:43 PM): *He's breathing, but he doesn't seem to be getting up*
Idran1701 (11:04:37 PM): ...He seems injured, Karl.
SongstressEnlil (11:04:45 PM): Good.
SongstressEnlil (11:05:10 PM): (May a roll a d66 to see if he's had time to put his pack on?)
Idran1701 (11:05:27 PM): (You may, yes.)
Idran1701 (11:05:35 PM): (Though I wonder which end you're assigning to what. :D)
OnlineHost (11:05:39 PM): SongstressEnlil rolled 1 66-sided die: 40
SongstressEnlil (11:05:46 PM): (Lower is more yes)
SongstressEnlil (11:05:54 PM): *He has not, so he walks over toward it.*
SongstressEnlil (11:06:11 PM): *And reaches into it, whilst keeping an eye on Guy*
Besyanteo (11:06:18 PM): *still unmoving*
Idran1701 (11:06:40 PM): ...What are you doing, Karl?
Idran1701 (11:06:52 PM): If you are attempting to help Guy, I would offer my assistance as well!
SongstressEnlil (11:07:47 PM): (Moment)
SongstressEnlil (11:09:03 PM): *Out comes...a short sword! It bears a curious and for some familair rune!* I'd rather save my own skin, really
SongstressEnlil (11:09:22 PM): (BAH. Bloody font killing.)
Idran1701 (11:10:12 PM): ...That does not seem especially honorable, Karl. *click, headtilt*
SongstressEnlil (11:10:41 PM): And betrayal?
Besyanteo (11:11:31 PM): (Lunks do that to all my font, too)
Idran1701 (11:11:36 PM): (Yeah, same here.)
SongstressEnlil (11:11:38 PM): *Walks over to Guy* Get some water, please? When I say to, splash it on his face. *Makes to position the sword over Guy's ribs, but not plunge it in*
SongstressEnlil (11:11:51 PM): (Forgot about it, myself)
SongstressEnlil (11:12:13 PM): Now, please. My waterskin is over there.
Idran1701 (11:13:26 PM): ...I shall do this, but I shall not take part in any slaying attempts on your part, Karl. My apologies for this.
SongstressEnlil (11:13:53 PM): Of course. I understand. It's not your fight. He'll only go after you next.
SongstressEnlil (11:14:25 PM): *Not watching Automus at all. All eyes are on Guy*
Idran1701 (11:15:06 PM): *he retrieves the water skin, holding it ready as he looks at the carcass Guy brought into camp, with some more whirring of his gears as he waits*
SongstressEnlil (11:15:33 PM): Splash some water on his face, enough to revive him.
Idran1701 (11:15:43 PM): *he does so!*
Besyanteo (11:16:37 PM): (Blah, sorry.)
Besyanteo (11:16:42 PM): *splashed!*
Besyanteo (11:16:46 PM): (*grabs sheet*)
Besyanteo (11:17:01 PM): (Idran: Would you say health or fitness is more relevant?)
Idran1701 (11:17:02 PM): (PC discretion, here. Your choice, or you can make a Con/Health roll.)
Idran1701 (11:17:10 PM): (Your choice if it just works or not.)
OnlineHost (11:17:13 PM): Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
Besyanteo (11:17:19 PM): *nnnnnope*
Idran1701 (11:17:28 PM): *continues to splash*
Idran1701 (11:17:31 PM): *as he was ordered!*
OnlineHost (11:17:35 PM): Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
SongstressEnlil (11:17:36 PM): IM: And I sleep all day.
Besyanteo (11:17:57 PM): *he's starting to inhale some of the water. Not enough to be harmful, but that can't be helping things any*
Idran1701 (11:18:03 PM): *one more time, though Karl's skin is starting to be a bit emptied*
Idran1701 (11:18:10 PM): (Enough for this splash and one more. :D)
SongstressEnlil (11:18:11 PM): Enough of that.
Idran1701 (11:18:14 PM): *stops!*
Besyanteo (11:18:19 PM): (roll anyway?)
Idran1701 (11:18:26 PM): (Sure, for the last one.)
OnlineHost (11:18:32 PM): Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
Besyanteo (11:18:44 PM): *still not awake. A bump is forming on his head*
SongstressEnlil (11:19:15 PM): Be so kind as to jostle him ever so slightly?
Idran1701 (11:19:32 PM): *grabbing his shoulder, he begins to shake Guy carefully*
Idran1701 (11:19:34 PM): *but repetitively*
Idran1701 (11:19:41 PM): *not stopping until he wakes up*
SongstressEnlil (11:19:48 PM): Stop when he awakens, of course.
Idran1701 (11:20:05 PM): (Don't worry about rolling, unless you think this couldn't wake him up. :D)
Besyanteo (11:20:31 PM): (sorry, also IM RPing)
Besyanteo (11:21:13 PM): *his eyes start to flutter open. Either one of them, if they have decent medical knowledge, would recognize that eyes shouldn't stay that dialated in the amount of light they;re getting*
Idran1701 (11:21:17 PM): (*nod*)
SongstressEnlil (11:21:27 PM): Hold very still or else.
SongstressEnlil (11:21:40 PM): If you twitch even once...
Idran1701 (11:21:41 PM): *stops shaking*
Besyanteo (11:21:47 PM): K... karl...?
SongstressEnlil (11:22:06 PM): You have until my patience runs out to explain why you tried to kill me.
Idran1701 (11:22:07 PM): *seems to be concentrating on something else*
OnlineHost (11:22:24 PM): Besyanteo rolled 1 66-sided die: 1
SongstressEnlil (11:22:31 PM): (HAhahaha :D)
Besyanteo (11:22:31 PM): (... Well then.)
Idran1701 (11:22:34 PM): (Angels are looking out for someone!)
Besyanteo (11:22:37 PM): (If that's how you feel about it Priam)
Besyanteo (11:22:55 PM): ... To what?
SongstressEnlil (11:23:00 PM): (He's more of a Godwalker, really. But that's close enough!)
SongstressEnlil (11:23:14 PM): You tried to kill me. Moments ago.
Besyanteo (11:23:31 PM): ... I only just... woke...
Besyanteo (11:23:37 PM): .... something is wrong...
Besyanteo (11:23:42 PM): I see you... two times...
SongstressEnlil (11:24:16 PM): You brought back some sort of rat. Then you began ranting about how I am going to follow you or else, after refusing to explain.
Besyanteo (11:24:19 PM): Never... kill... *his eyes are starting to shut*
SongstressEnlil (11:24:44 PM): WAKE UP!
Besyanteo (11:25:04 PM): *his eyes open again. The one looking at Karl is still dialated*
Besyanteo (11:25:09 PM): sick...
SongstressEnlil (11:25:34 PM): You don't remember, you say?
Idran1701 (11:25:40 PM): ...*still staring at that carcass, whirring in his head*
Besyanteo (11:25:54 PM): remember...?
SongstressEnlil (11:26:03 PM): You don't remember waking up and making a ruckus over him?
Besyanteo (11:26:16 PM): no...
Besyanteo (11:26:24 PM): did you...
SongstressEnlil (11:26:25 PM): I see.
Besyanteo (11:26:27 PM): door..
SongstressEnlil (11:26:36 PM): Door?
Besyanteo (11:26:36 PM): *his words are slurring*
SongstressEnlil (11:26:44 PM): Go to sleep.
Besyanteo (11:26:46 PM): five...
Idran1701 (11:26:57 PM): (Karl: Bah, suck it up. That's 1, maybe 2 hp damage tops!)
Idran1701 (11:27:08 PM): (Karl: Dramawolf. *pft*)
Besyanteo (11:27:21 PM): (I'm debating if this should be as serious as the condition I'm RPing or not. :o)
SongstressEnlil (11:27:25 PM): (Karl: I carried your ass with 4 HP down!)
Besyanteo (11:27:39 PM): (If so, that's the most terrible advice Karl could ever give. :o)
Idran1701 (11:27:43 PM): (Your choice; your character, after all.)
Besyanteo (11:28:18 PM): Karl... *sounding sleepier*
SongstressEnlil (11:28:27 PM): Yes?
Besyanteo (11:28:33 PM): time... t' get up?
Besyanteo (11:28:43 PM): i'll... hunt...
SongstressEnlil (11:28:48 PM): Yes. But you're hurt and confused. Sleep.
Besyanteo (11:29:02 PM): *and, he does*
SongstressEnlil (11:29:03 PM): We'll talk when you're better.
Idran1701 (11:29:06 PM): (I'll give Karl a trivia check to know about "sleep bad" here.)
Idran1701 (11:29:18 PM): (Before Guy actually drifts off.)
OnlineHost (11:29:42 PM): SongstressEnlil rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
SongstressEnlil (11:30:17 PM): (The question is: Does he care? Notice the blade has yet to be lowered.) Guide, tend to him
Besyanteo (11:30:20 PM): *sitl muttering. Something about a harp now*
Idran1701 (11:31:10 PM): ...Tend to him?
SongstressEnlil (11:31:39 PM): You said that you would, before.
SongstressEnlil (11:31:55 PM): I am assuming you know what is to be done.
Idran1701 (11:32:21 PM): Oh, yes, yes!
SongstressEnlil (11:32:41 PM): Frankly, I have little idea.
Idran1701 (11:32:49 PM): I wonder if the ethyk had anything to do with this. *begins checking over Guy's injury*
SongstressEnlil (11:33:10 PM): How would it?
Idran1701 (11:33:11 PM): *though it looks like he's just mimicing what he's seen before*
Idran1701 (11:33:38 PM): An intriguing local creature. It scares off predators by causing them to turn on one another through some sort of natural ability. Quite interesting, really!
SongstressEnlil (11:33:44 PM): *Observes, trying to get some ideas from the mimicking, he stands and removes the sword from it's spot.*
SongstressEnlil (11:33:50 PM): Is that so?
SongstressEnlil (11:34:07 PM): Give him a bit more water, then.
Idran1701 (11:34:12 PM): *does!*
Idran1701 (11:34:23 PM): (Probably would wake Guy up if he hasn't drifted off that much yet.)
Besyanteo (11:35:15 PM): *he starts awake*
SongstressEnlil (11:35:17 PM): *Ker-swordsheath, and replaces it from whence it came.*
Besyanteo (11:36:22 PM): wha... huh...
Besyanteo (11:37:05 PM): ... *without meance* you... what?
Idran1701 (11:37:05 PM): It does not appear to be bleeding. That is a good thing.
Besyanteo (11:37:16 PM): *he grimaces* ... what are you... doing?
Idran1701 (11:37:17 PM): *looking over the head bump as he says this*
Idran1701 (11:37:24 PM): Your head is injured, Guy.
Besyanteo (11:37:31 PM): oh...
SongstressEnlil (11:37:41 PM): He's taking care of your head, while I try to see if there's anything in here for it.
Idran1701 (11:39:06 PM): Do you feel hurt, Guy?
Besyanteo (11:39:19 PM): my head hurts... and my neck...
Besyanteo (11:39:26 PM): what are you doing...?
Idran1701 (11:39:36 PM): Your head is injured, Guy.
SongstressEnlil (11:39:38 PM): You slammed into a tree while lunging at me.
Besyanteo (11:39:40 PM): Oh...
SongstressEnlil (11:40:02 PM): *to Autognomic* Go get some more water, I'll see what I can do for him.
Idran1701 (11:40:17 PM): I will see what I can find!
Idran1701 (11:40:22 PM): *heads off with Karl's skin*
Besyanteo (11:40:22 PM): (Karl: You are a terrible actor. *pokes with sword*)
SongstressEnlil (11:40:44 PM): *Has the pack on now, and kneels by Guy*
SongstressEnlil (11:41:19 PM): You hunted some sort of rat-like creature, the guide called it am Ethyk. Is that familiar to you, the name or the event?
Besyanteo (11:42:04 PM): ... *his ears flatten, and he doesn't repsond for a minute*
Besyanteo (11:42:15 PM): ... I... was running.
Besyanteo (11:42:23 PM): and I got mad.
Besyanteo (11:42:35 PM): ... I don't know what an Ethyk is.
SongstressEnlil (11:42:40 PM): That sounds accurate, thus far.
Besyanteo (11:43:03 PM): I walked...
SongstressEnlil (11:43:05 PM): The guide says it defends itself by turning its foes against each other.
Besyanteo (11:43:16 PM): ... My head hurts... why does it hurt?
SongstressEnlil (11:43:33 PM): You tried to attack me, and slammed into a tree.
Besyanteo (11:43:37 PM): ...
Besyanteo (11:43:48 PM): *again, his ears go flat*
SongstressEnlil (11:44:17 PM): You were out cold for a minute or so, while I made myself ready should you try again.
Besyanteo (11:44:25 PM): ... I was mad. I do not remember why.
Besyanteo (11:45:12 PM): ... I am sorry Karl.
SongstressEnlil (11:45:16 PM): What is the last thing you recall before becoming so enraged.
SongstressEnlil (11:45:19 PM): And thank you.
Besyanteo (11:45:48 PM): it is fuzzy... *his eyes are becoming less dialated*
SongstressEnlil (11:46:19 PM): I suspect you hit a knot.
SongstressEnlil (11:46:50 PM): Try moving about a little, to see if you can do it properly.
Idran1701 (11:46:53 PM): *and here comes the autognome again!*
Besyanteo (11:47:04 PM): *he does! He tries, slowly, to stand...*
Idran1701 (11:47:07 PM): I found some water pooled in a large, flat rock, but that was all, Karl.
OnlineHost (11:47:12 PM): Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
SongstressEnlil (11:47:26 PM): Was it clear?
Besyanteo (11:47:27 PM): *he's standing! He's also shaking visibly, but that's it so far*
Idran1701 (11:47:38 PM): It was, yes!
SongstressEnlil (11:48:17 PM): Good, good. Let me pour you a little, Guy. *Holds his hand out for the skin.*
Idran1701 (11:48:23 PM): *hands it over*
Besyanteo (11:48:25 PM): *he tries to walk towards Karl!*
OnlineHost (11:48:29 PM): Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
Idran1701 (11:48:32 PM): Are you feeling any better now, Guy?
Besyanteo (11:48:39 PM): *he flops onto his side,*
Besyanteo (11:48:50 PM): *and makes a very ominous "urp" sound*
Besyanteo (11:49:01 PM): *before moaning*
Besyanteo (11:49:17 PM): s-s-s-siick-k...
SongstressEnlil (11:49:47 PM): *Sighs* I don't know what to do for it, I'm afraid.
Besyanteo (11:49:56 PM): *he tries to get up again!*
OnlineHost (11:50:04 PM): Besyanteo rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
Idran1701 (11:50:06 PM): Hmm.
Besyanteo (11:50:21 PM): *and it's sort of a sad dance of slowly flailing legs, not moving in time*
Idran1701 (11:50:23 PM): (You rolling specific ability checks, Bes, or just a general d20)
Idran1701 (11:50:25 PM): (*?)
Besyanteo (11:50:44 PM): (d20s for his stats. Largely his healt- ... Waitaminute)
Besyanteo (11:50:48 PM): (I'm doing it backwards.)
SongstressEnlil (11:50:53 PM): (YES!)
Idran1701 (11:50:55 PM): (*nod* Yeah, thought that was it.)
Idran1701 (11:51:06 PM): (Heh. No trouble. :D)
SongstressEnlil (11:51:13 PM): (Autognome: When we gnomes get sick, we stuff a ferret down our pants. Works like a charm. I think.)
Besyanteo (11:51:13 PM): (this explains why he is having a ahrder time than I think he should)
Idran1701 (11:51:22 PM): (You're the only non-2e guy that actually rolls unprompted to begin with, so I can let it pass. :D)
Idran1701 (11:51:29 PM): (SHAUN)
Besyanteo (11:51:31 PM): *well! Scratch some of those. He's standing.*
Besyanteo (11:51:37 PM): *and still looking shakey*
Idran1701 (11:52:37 PM): ...I have not had much experience in this. Perhaps a bandage?
Idran1701 (11:52:44 PM): Those seem to often help us when we are hurt.
SongstressEnlil (11:53:06 PM): I don't have a cup, I'm afraid. How do you want to do this? Shall I pour it into my hands, or make a small hole in the ground?
SongstressEnlil (11:53:17 PM): Bandages are for bleeding, my friend.
Besyanteo (11:53:43 PM): IM: Something is wrong... I feel it... Ooohhh... my head...
Idran1701 (11:54:44 PM): Hmm...is there anything else I can contrinute?
Idran1701 (11:54:46 PM): *contribute
SongstressEnlil (11:55:08 PM): Are there any villages within a mile or two of here?
Besyanteo (11:55:21 PM): I should hunt...
Idran1701 (11:55:24 PM): *thinks*
SongstressEnlil (11:56:04 PM): You caught the Ethyk, it's over there. Quite frankly, I'd be pleased to let you devour the blasted thing.
Idran1701 (11:56:09 PM): There is one 4 miles off the trail, but it is off of the path to Grandin.
Besyanteo (11:56:21 PM): Oh... Heh...
Besyanteo (11:56:26 PM): ...
SongstressEnlil (11:56:29 PM): How quickly can you get there?
Besyanteo (11:56:29 PM): Why does my head...
Besyanteo (11:56:31 PM): ...
Besyanteo (11:56:34 PM): ...
Besyanteo (11:56:36 PM): Did I...
Besyanteo (11:56:39 PM): hit it?
Besyanteo (11:56:50 PM): I think... you told me I did...
Besyanteo (11:57:04 PM): *looks at the ground, limbs still shaking*
SongstressEnlil (11:57:05 PM): Yes. You hit it on the tree.
Idran1701 (11:57:51 PM): It would take only another few hours of travel.
Idran1701 (11:58:12 PM): Though it would add a minimum of 7 hours to the trip to Grandin.
SongstressEnlil (11:58:28 PM): How much weight can you lift? And I think we can compensate for that.
Idran1701 (11:59:31 PM): ...268 pounds in my current condition.
Idran1701 (11:59:34 PM): Why do you ask?
Besyanteo (11:59:35 PM): (also, since I'm wondering: )
Idran1701 (11:59:42 PM): (Ah, time?)
Besyanteo (11:59:47 PM): (Is this entertaining,)
SongstressEnlil (12:00:01 AM): *Moment of moral conflict!*
Besyanteo (12:00:03 AM): (or annoying to Pervy? I know from AIM that I've gone and facinated Idran on the condition)
SongstressEnlil (12:00:14 AM): (Oh, I am amused.)
SongstressEnlil (12:00:36 AM): (It's a lovely turnabout. Got me to play on Karl's non-alignedness in a few ways :D)
Besyanteo (12:00:53 AM): (=D)
OnlineHost (12:00:56 AM): SongstressEnlil rolled 1 66-sided die: 44
Besyanteo (12:01:01 AM): (IMs*)
Besyanteo (12:01:04 AM): (AIM. Oy.)
SongstressEnlil (12:01:05 AM): (Speaking of which...)
SongstressEnlil (12:01:53 AM): *Looks over Autonaut critically, for wolf-carrying purposes.*
Besyanteo (12:02:02 AM): *Frankly,*
Besyanteo (12:02:12 AM): *You carred the wolf at this size for a short amount of time*
SongstressEnlil (12:02:27 AM): IM: If I gave him my pack, I ought to be able to carry Guy easily. But... I'd have to give him my pack...
Idran1701 (12:02:35 AM): *The autognome may be small, but if what he says is true, he should be able to easily carry Guy*
SongstressEnlil (12:02:35 AM): (Reduced, mind)
Besyanteo (12:03:11 AM): (Autognome: He's light enough, but animals are so bulky. >: )
SongstressEnlil (12:03:20 AM): (I'm thinking in terms of size, really)
Idran1701 (12:03:24 AM): (*nod*)
Besyanteo (12:03:27 AM): (KArl: Kompress!)
Besyanteo (12:03:33 AM): (Autognome: ... If you say so)
Idran1701 (12:03:38 AM): (Guy's 2 and a half feet tall at the shoulder.)
Idran1701 (12:03:41 AM): (Autognome's 3'.)
Idran1701 (12:03:50 AM): (But that's when standing.)
Idran1701 (12:03:52 AM): (For Guy.)
Besyanteo (12:04:01 AM): (*nod*)
SongstressEnlil (12:04:27 AM): Guy, we're going to get you to a healer. But he's going to have to carry you. Don't argue, he's far stronger than I am.
SongstressEnlil (12:05:09 AM): *To Autognome* Please pick him up and carry him as gently, then convey him to this village as fast as you can.
Besyanteo (12:05:16 AM): ok...
SongstressEnlil (12:05:27 AM): If you have to leave me behind to do this, so be it. I can catch up.
Besyanteo (12:05:27 AM): IM: ARgue... It's hard to talk.
Idran1701 (12:05:44 AM): *Guy is scooped up! It's a little awkward, both physically and mentally, but he doesn't seem to be close to slipping.*
Besyanteo (12:05:59 AM): *he'll allow it, jes*
SongstressEnlil (12:06:05 AM): (At least cold steel is good for keeping one awake!)
Idran1701 (12:06:12 AM): *And Autognome runs off!*
Idran1701 (12:06:16 AM): *...Haha, runs.*
Idran1701 (12:06:28 AM): *He's a metal gnome, his running's about the pace of Karl's walking.*
SongstressEnlil (12:06:52 AM): IM: Better than before, at least. And probably faster than I could.
SongstressEnlil (12:07:11 AM): *Follows* Is it straight in this direction?
Idran1701 (12:07:14 AM): (One good thing about being a robot; no encumbrance until you hit the limit!)
Idran1701 (12:07:29 AM): ...*considers* Unless they moved the village.
Idran1701 (12:07:31 AM): *sounds serious!*
SongstressEnlil (12:07:40 AM): (And you can equip as many suits of armor as you have equipment slots)
Besyanteo (12:07:58 AM): (Heh)
CGNakibe (12:08:02 AM): (That's just the FF Legends/SaGa series, right o.o;;; )
Besyanteo (12:08:21 AM): (Now, logic blocks on the other hand...)
SongstressEnlil (12:08:26 AM): Unlikely. I'll move on ahead and let them know what has happened.
SongstressEnlil (12:08:48 AM): (Oh baby, you just reminded of my quest to make Pinky, the Ultimate Golem)
Besyanteo (12:08:56 AM): (=D)
Besyanteo (12:09:12 AM): (Also: Wow. I did not mean to do this shit for four hours. o_o;)
SongstressEnlil (12:09:17 AM): ( :D)
CGNakibe (12:09:18 AM): (Brain is not amused by your jests, Pervy)
SongstressEnlil (12:09:23 AM): *Dashes ahead*
SongstressEnlil (12:09:37 AM): (Oh, not that Pinky. This pinky was from, I think, Next Friday)
Besyanteo (12:09:59 AM): (I read pinky and keep thinking of Orcs.)
CGNakibe (12:09:59 AM): (Haven't watched either of those movies in a LONG while)
SongstressEnlil (12:10:20 AM): *Going for a Jog, or a forced march. Which he can do better and faster.*
SongstressEnlil (12:10:49 AM): (I am pleased you've seen either :D)
Besyanteo (12:11:06 AM): (I need sleep. ... and logic blocks, because I am a NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD)
SongstressEnlil (12:11:50 AM): (Seems like a proper cut-off point)
Idran1701 (12:11:57 AM): (Yeah. Then we can cut here for the night.)
Idran1701 (12:12:00 AM): (WILL GUY SURVIVE?)
Besyanteo (12:12:22 AM): (Guy: *rolls*)
Besyanteo (12:12:37 AM): (Guy: ... The dice say that I live, but I only have a ten sec-)
SongstressEnlil (12:12:38 AM): (Sean, is it wrong I imagine Autognome making Tio noises while running?)
Besyanteo (12:12:41 AM): (Guy: ... *rolls*)
Besyanteo (12:12:46 AM): (Guy: I'm fine. o.o)
Idran1701 (12:13:15 AM): (Heh.)
Idran1701 (12:13:19 AM): (Anyway, XP before you go!)
SongstressEnlil (12:13:20 AM): (*Shaun)
Idran1701 (12:13:23 AM): (300 base.)
Besyanteo (12:13:27 AM): (!)
Idran1701 (12:13:49 AM): (300 bonus to Guy for RPing both anger and concussion exquisitely. :D)
CGNakibe (12:13:52 AM): (Its not just you, Joe. DEFINITELY not just you)
SongstressEnlil (12:13:58 AM): (Yay!)
Idran1701 (12:14:02 AM): (150 bonus to Karl for the handling of the situation.)
CGNakibe (12:14:03 AM): (Including the sort of vacant look Tio always had)
Besyanteo (12:14:11 AM): (=D)
Idran1701 (12:14:14 AM): (You really are awesome at anger, Bes. :D)
CGNakibe (12:14:21 AM): (WAAAAGE~!)
Idran1701 (12:14:23 AM): (And this time you weren't saddled with Klaus to have it!)
SongstressEnlil (12:14:31 AM): (But Autognome just isn't faster than teleportation)
Besyanteo (12:14:32 AM): (Heh.)
Besyanteo (12:14:38 AM): (Klaus is so not fun when angry)
Idran1701 (12:14:38 AM): (Also!)
Idran1701 (12:14:40 AM): (Tio?)
CGNakibe (12:14:45 AM): (Autognome needs to transform into a gun half his size)
SongstressEnlil (12:14:46 AM): (GRandia II)
Idran1701 (12:14:48 AM): (Ah.)
CGNakibe (12:14:49 AM): (Grandia 2 reference)
Besyanteo (12:14:53 AM): (It's like having an angry five year old who thinks he's very very clever.)
CGNakibe (12:14:57 AM): (The... last character to join the party, wasn't she?)
CGNakibe (12:15:04 AM): (Like, right before last dungeon last?)
Besyanteo (12:15:08 AM): (Anyway! *works on exp*)
SongstressEnlil (12:15:14 AM): (That's Roan II)
SongstressEnlil (12:15:23 AM): (She joins about midway)
CGNakibe (12:15:27 AM): (Hated getting Roan back. He was cool, but....)
SongstressEnlil (12:15:36 AM): (Not Mareg)
Besyanteo (12:15:37 AM): (Idran: 8112?)
CGNakibe (12:15:38 AM): (I'd JUST gotten Mareg's last tech.)
Idran1701 (12:15:51 AM): (I've got 7689 for Guy right now...but if it's that far off, maybe I missed writing down last session's somehow?)
Idran1701 (12:15:55 AM): (Lemme double check that.)
Idran1701 (12:16:04 AM): (If that's right, then Guy has a level coming.)
CGNakibe (12:16:07 AM): (JUST gotten it, Pervy. And then the cutscene.)
Besyanteo (12:16:09 AM): (I think list time was 300)
CGNakibe (12:16:12 AM): (RAGE.)
Besyanteo (12:16:13 AM): (last*)
SongstressEnlil (12:16:27 AM): (Are you including 10% XP bonuses?)
Besyanteo (12:16:28 AM): (so, it's be +330)
Idran1701 (12:16:30 AM): (250, actually.)
Idran1701 (12:16:32 AM): (So +275)
Besyanteo (12:16:33 AM): (and I am)
Besyanteo (12:16:37 AM): (Huh.
Idran1701 (12:16:37 AM): (And yep.)
Idran1701 (12:16:54 AM): (But I _must_ have missed one somewhere if it's that far off.)
Idran1701 (12:16:58 AM): (Or you applied one twice.)
SongstressEnlil (12:17:05 AM): (Audit time!)
SongstressEnlil (12:17:10 AM): (What's Karl's XP at?)
Besyanteo (12:17:13 AM): (It does seem like you and I are always off.)
Besyanteo (12:17:16 AM): (which is weird,)
Besyanteo (12:17:25 AM): (since I keep correcting to your total. o_o;)
Idran1701 (12:17:37 AM): (Indeed.)
Idran1701 (12:17:40 AM): (Hmm.)
Idran1701 (12:17:45 AM): (Okay, we'll split the difference here.)
Idran1701 (12:17:51 AM): (And one sec, Pervy.)
SongstressEnlil (12:18:09 AM): (In fact, send me a renewed sheet, with his spendings on it)
Idran1701 (12:18:17 AM): (...Gah.)
Idran1701 (12:18:19 AM): (Wrong sheet.)
Idran1701 (12:18:24 AM): (This is First's, not Guy's.)
Idran1701 (12:18:27 AM): (No wonder!)
Besyanteo (12:18:28 AM): (...)
Besyanteo (12:18:31 AM): (Indeed.)(
Idran1701 (12:18:36 AM): (Heh.)
Besyanteo (12:18:52 AM): (your brain just calls out "funny name!")
SongstressEnlil (12:19:06 AM): (Wait, was that why Guy was doing Jambiya rolls when hunting?)
Idran1701 (12:19:15 AM): (Heh.)
SongstressEnlil (12:19:18 AM): (I thought he was just cool like that!)
Idran1701 (12:19:20 AM): (What did you have before adding, Bes?)
Besyanteo (12:19:50 AM): (7452)
Besyanteo (12:20:05 AM): (then add 660; 300+300+10%)
Idran1701 (12:20:10 AM): *nod*
Besyanteo (12:20:26 AM): And yeah, font
Idran1701 (12:21:07 AM): Okay, we're tracking now.
Besyanteo (12:21:37 AM): Hm?
Besyanteo (12:21:43 AM): So 8112 should be the new total?
Idran1701 (12:21:45 AM): I'm a few poitns off, but since it's an undercount, I'm going to go ahead and sync us up here.
Idran1701 (12:21:47 AM): Yeah.
Besyanteo (12:21:52 AM): *nod*
Idran1701 (12:22:03 AM): I'll start keeping a log of XP for characters too, just in case.
Besyanteo (12:22:12 AM): also:
Besyanteo (12:22:19 AM): I thought it was weird when you thought he had a level up,
Idran1701 (12:22:20 AM): Pervy: 7893
Idran1701 (12:22:23 AM): Yeah, heh.
Besyanteo (12:22:28 AM): since this marks him as being 2k from that
Idran1701 (12:22:37 AM): Yeah. Fighters have less XP per level than mages.
SongstressEnlil (12:22:37 AM): *Yeah, I've started doing that myself. Especially since I pitch out bonuses frequently*
Besyanteo (12:26:54 AM): AND NOW
Besyanteo (12:26:55 AM): sleep
CGNakibe (12:27:01 AM): Night.
(12:27:06 AM) Besyanteo has left the room.
SongstressEnlil (12:27:34 AM): *Fixing things with Explosions.*
(12:27:38 AM) SongstressEnlil has left the room.