It is hereby stated that ________________________________ (hereby known as "the first party") and _______________________________ (hereby known as "the second party") have agreed to an exchange of goods and/or services as noted thusly:

• The first party agrees to the exchange of ownership and/or the offering of service(s) of the following nature: _______________________________________________________________________________________________________
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• The second party agrees to the exchange of ownership and/or the offering of service(s) of the following nature: _______________________________________________________________________________________________________
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The signing of this document indicates the understanding and agreement that:

• The Agreement is made under the ruling of law as recognized within gur jbaqebhf Cevapvcnyvgl bs Onngbe (hereby known as "Baator") under the jurisdiction of the Pbhapvy bs Rvtug zbfg Snibhenoyr gb gur Pyrnafvat bs gur Ynaq (hereby known as "the Eight"), and thus all legal concerns involving the interaction of the first party and the second party are to be considered under the jurisdiction of the Eight,
• Any of the undersigned has the right to seek the advice and counsel of an external party regarding the contents of the Agreement before agreeing to the terms set forth in the Agreement. In the event that any undersigned party signs the Agreement without seeking such advice or counsel, it is because the undersigned has agreed to forego such advice or counsel,
• When a single signature of one of the undersigned represents a gestalt entity, as recognized by the Eight or their legally designated representatives, then the transfer of responsibility for the Agreement may be transferred from one member of the gestalt entity to another, but only upon the recognition and understanding of the second member of the gestalt entity of the unavailability of the undersigned to undertake such responsibility, An exception to this clause is that if any undersigned are members of a gestalt entity, as recognized by the Eight or their legally designated representatives, and do not wish transference of responsibility to be made under such circumstances, a clause within the Agreement must indicate the status of the undersigned and the action to be taken instead of such transference,
• A translation of the Agreement may be made into boshfpngvat yrtnyrfr (hereby known as "the legal language of Baator") at a later date for the efficient handling of the Agreement by the legal processes of Baator. Such translation need not be performed within the presence of the undersigned. However, if a request is made by at least one member of the undersigned to witness the translation, the document must be translated by the designated translator within the sight of all undersigned parties. The lack of any such translation does not invalidate the Agreement, and in case of a conflict of interpretation of the Agreement, the original document is to be used for the arbitration of disputes,
• The obligation of the Agreement extends through events such as, but not limited to, acts of war; insurrection; civil disobedience; natural and unnatural disaster; pestilence; plague; famine; bodily, spiritual or emotional change; bodily, spiritual or emotional transfer; bodily, spiritual or emotional domination; bodily, spiritual or emotional absence; bodily, spiritual or emotional death; insanity or poverty. However, acts of a being recognized as a divinity by the Eight or their legally designated representatives may nullify the Agreement,
• Any future legal agreement under the laws of Baator or within the jurisdiction of the Eight, or change to the law of Baator or the jurisdiction of the Eight, which nullifies or modifies the contents of the Agreement in any form, including but not limited to the setting of precedent regarding interpretation of the Agreement, or a change in the limits of obligation upon the undersigned, may legally affect the Agreement, but no further obligation is to be extended to the undersigned before they have the opportunity to legally argue for or against such nullification or modification, if such argument is possible under the laws of Baator,
• In the event of disputes or disagreements in the future amongst the undersigned regarding the terms of this contract, or upon the desire of any manner of renegotiation of terms, a meeting of the parties may be called by whatever means be determined by the non-disputing party or, in the event of a mutually-held desire, by agreement of both parties, to be best suited for purposes of reforming of this agreement; in such an event, this contract, should a reformation be completed or a call of this nature be refused by the lack of attendance of the other party within the designated timeframe, shall be considered null and void,
• At any such a time that all signatories to this agreement so decide, or that other terms of this contract declare it to fall under the status of null and void, all terms of this contract with regards to the above-mentioned exchange of goods and/or services shall be considered no longer binding to any parties involved

IN WITNESS THEREOF, the undersigned have executed the Agreement as of the Effective Date: ___________