Kai's Quotes

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Kai's quotes.

RP

FFFan80:
Dan: ...oh come on. Telling you not to play with fire magic? Then setting that rowdy bloke from the city on fire? e_e
Stephan: ...hey, I got the message.
Stephan: There's a time and place to set people on fire.
Stephan: And that was one of them. <_<
Dan: ...*sigh* >_<

OMG Priam (as Clive): Ah! Impressive. But your tiny gut can only hold so much! Wa ha ha!

J4deninj44(as ___): So it was, there I be, a beard on m'arse and three goblins breathin' death in m'beard...

OMG Priam (as Clive): Heh....not much of a HRNGBLDINAIJKXNONBPOINW. *that's the sound vomit makes*

PapatymisonN (As Reshtaha): Now that you'll be in my employ, you'll have access to TONS of corpses, right?

Archmage (As James Silvar): You don't build two enormous uber ritual circles of god-summoning aura-shattering power!

PapatymisonN (As Charles Domanada): Yuu'd seell ME out? ME? King Roberc Charls Blablah Domannanana... na?

T3chn0Namagomi (As Kamos): Your diplomacy made me see more penises in a minutes than I needed to see in my whole LIFE, you know.

Lithaladhwen(as Quinn): Don't trust me when you're buying stock, but trust me with sex and barfights.

Midoku Tornas and Stephan Hyral
FFFan80: Midoku: Do I need to remind you of the last occasion on which you consumed scotch? -\/-
FFFan80: Stephan: ...ok, I may have a weeeee bit much to drink. 9\/9
FFFan80: Midoku: ...you screamed out at the top of your lungs, in the middle of the of the town, that I was, and I quote.
FFFan80: Midoku: 'The most shaggable piece of ass for like bloody ever."
FFFan80: Midoku: e_e+
FFFan80: Stephan: ......
FFFan80: Stephan: .....*>\/>*; ...SO ANYWAY

GM Quotes

OOC

FFFan80: "Only YOU can prevent mana burn."

Deus Fio: (I suck at trumpet in increased quantities when I haven't had my sleep.)
KnightsofSquare: (Well, that's where you're going wrong)
KnightsofSquare: (That's entirely the wrong direction to move air through a trumpet)
Deus Fio: (OH DAMN MIKE HAS JUST FIXED ALL THE PROBLEMS I HAVE WITH PLAYING TRUMPET!)
Deus Fio: (IT'S NOT MY EMBOUTURE OR DIAPHRAGM USE, IT'S THAT I'M BREATHING IN!)

Arch mage144: Now I'm imagining mazoku sperm.
Arch mage144: And they can't figure out which way to go, because they're like CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS
Arch mage144: So they just spin around in circles
pd Rydia: oh for fuck's sake, Brian

Random Crap

Kai:
Lithaladhwen: FUCK YOU SOBERMAN
Lithaladhwen: I AM IN ROLEPLAY

Kai "Everything that doesn't fit in my urethra is huge."

Priam and Koss
OMG Priam: SUBMIT TO YOUR GENDER ROLE
KnightsofSquare: MEN DON'T SUBMIT
OMG Priam: THAT'S THE SPIRIT

Koss:
KnightsofSquare: I think you may be confusing "porn" with "the cold war"
KnightsofSquare: It's a common mistake, though

FFFan80 and Kai:
Lithaladhwen: I'll stop looking at porn for a moment.
FFFan80 : .....
FFFan80 : I don't know what disturbs me more
FFFan80 : That you're telling me you're looking at porn
FFFan80 : Or you're stopping such for an RP
FFFan80 : =[

Archmage: I actually wouldn't know, I don't keep up with the gaping anus community.

Arch mage: Oh, I've been somehow ignorance of the infection.

Choark, Besyanteo and Banj
Choark: Go cry
Besyanteo: ._.
Choark: Your tears only make my erection harder!
Besyanteo: ...
Besyanteo: Im holding you to that *gets and eye dropper and a hose*
Lintmancer: ...
Lintmancer: o_o

Shini: *Hurry up with the thing I get to use <Spoiler> with, so I'll get off my sheet and make an ass.*
Shini: *..Get off my ass and make a sheet.*

Deus Fio: I know a thing or two about Roman gladiatorial combat.

KnightsofSquare: When threatened, the testicles retreat within their protective armor coating, foiling many of their natural predators.

der Archmage: Nama: "I HATE MECHWARRIOR AND TOLKIEN AND MAC IS GOING TO BECOME MECHWARRIOR OF THE RINGS AND NOT SUPER ROBOT WARS AND IT WILL NOT BE INFLUENCED ENOUGH BY JAPANESE MEDIA."
der Archmage: "ALSO MY BIRD JUST SHIT ON MY FACE."

MajorGeneralTso: ...Wait. Why am I the guy to go to when Shaun hates your Orgasms?

WillRennar, Kai, and Besyanteo
WillRennar: *casts Plane Shift, albeit a few minutes too late...and somehow warps to stage 8-1* ...Ahh shit. >_<
Mekta Satak Kai: *WilXaq is eaten by Langoliers*
Mekta Satak Kai: That's what happens when you're too late for your plane.
Besyanteo: ... Wow.
Besyanteo: That's a terrible pun AND a wonderful reference, both in one.
Mekta Satak Kai: ^___^
Besyanteo: *hugs*
Mekta Satak Kai: I feel a need to quote myself.

THENinjaRabbi has entered the room.
Lintmancer: And at absolute worst, it's like a puppy skullfucking you
J4deninj44: ...
Mekta Satak Kai: Hi Adam.

(More coming as Kai sifts through logs.)