Griff v Door

This in-joke refers to an incident that occurred during an RP. Not to be confused with Griff vs. Sewers, which is an entirely different, but no less hilarious, RP incident.

The Story

During an RP, several characters were locked in a dungeon and imprisoned with no apparent way to escape. After sitting around for a while and attempting to devise a plan, Hakaril decided to magically enchant the door in order to enable it to speak. This would allow the characters to create some sort of distraction. When the door was enchanted, Hakaril suggested that Griff tickle the door, but he opted to violently kick it instead.

A fierce argument ensued between Griff and the now-vocal door; a remarkably absurd sequence of events resulted in the door leaping off its hinges and crushing Griff. As such, Griff was deigned the loser of the fight.

dragonclawsedw: And Griff gets the "Door's bitch" award